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  1. #929
    Here's what's up: we don't remember our own jokes very well.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  2. #928
    lrrEFF the whole first part of this song.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  3. #927
    James: I'm gonna touch this.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  4. #926
    I put a thing in it.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  5. #925
    'You're married. You score every night.' You've obviously never been married. HIYO!
    — James [2015-10-22]
  6. #924
    ec_as_that with the 20-month resub. FUCK!
    — James [2015-10-22]
  7. #923
    Damn you, canonical ending!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  8. #922
    Stop chuckin' mah shit!
    — Graham [2015-10-21]
  9. #921
    If you're filming the Smurfs, you've got bigger problems.
    — Graham [2015-10-21]
  10. #920
    I can't eat diamonds!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  11. #919
    Rocket-powered robot dongs...
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  12. #918
    Just assume the ground is spikes, unless proven otherwise.
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  13. #917
    What new Hell is here? Nothing!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  14. #916
    He excretes guacamole.
    — Ian [2015-10-20]
  15. #915
    Stop croppin' mah bottom!
    — Ian [2015-10-20]
  16. #914
    I am not Alex and I am tall.
    — Ian [2015-10-20]
  17. #913
    Oh God. My face.
    — Alex [2015-10-20]
  18. #912
    Be less interesting, Chat.
    — Alex [2015-10-20]
  19. #911
    Things I really, really like, I'm awful at.
    — Alex [2015-10-20]
  20. #910
    I keep chaining hits. I'm such a shit.
    — Alex [2015-10-20]
  21. #909
    Taste my Noppy!
    — Alex [2015-10-20]
  22. #908
    I pants'd him, I win.
    — Heather [2015-10-20]
  23. #907
    Oh no, I can do both.
    — Cori [2015-10-19]
  24. #906
    You guys were too interesting. Please stop that.
    — Paul [2015-10-19]
  25. #905
    I'm a poser.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-19]