Quotes – LRRbot

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#798

That was amazing and terrible.

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#797

Also, a fish...

— Paul [2015-10-07]
#796

You're the wrong shape.

— Paul [2015-10-07]
#795

Get fought! No! He got fought!

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#794

I think I just killed someone...

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#793

There's literally a horse-man!

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#792

Your brain looks all stupid!

— Kathleen [2015-10-07]
#791

I can talk to my bed, I guess...

— Ian [2015-10-06]
#790

I thought I had enough power to lrrEFF shit!

— Alex [2015-10-06]
#789

I swear to God, you pogo motherfuckers!

— Alex [2015-10-06]
#788

The spikes aren't ghosts.

— Heather [2015-10-06]
#787

I'm going to find my way to that hole down there.

— Beej [2015-10-05]
#786

We need ladies with arms!

— Paul [2015-10-05]
#785

Uh oh! She's gone full chortle!

— Graham [2015-10-05]
#784

Fish are suck.

— Kathleen [2015-10-05]
#783

This is not how the sausage is made! This is how the sausage disintegrates!

— Graham [2015-10-05]
#782

I'm not super hot, but I am a little itchy.

— Graham [2015-10-03]
#781

Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#780

I'm not going to stop, but I'm sorry.

— Beej [2015-10-02]
#779

Oh my God! I'm inside your girlfriend?! That's *** weird!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#778

I don't want to touch the butt anymore! I'm scared!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#777

It seems like our DUNBAT is a person...

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#776

I want to go to the toilet! I want to pretend to take a shit!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#775

What kind of weird dipshit picks up an eye?

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#774

I don't think we need to use the butt right now.

— Alex [2015-10-02]