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  1. #825
    I wanna ride the space bullet!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  2. #824
    I need to touch a butt. I feel bad.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  3. #823
    I've been saving the left hand for this...
    — Heather [2015-10-09]
  4. #822
    I've been in its butt...
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  5. #821
    We can look at the *** now!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  6. #820
    The butt! The butt will save us!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  7. #819
    Let's not die virgins...
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  8. #818
    I like how it has a face.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  9. #817
    I WILL touch the butt now.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  10. #816
    I'm not kink-shaming the robot.
    — Cameron [2015-10-09]
  11. #815
    Why are you fisting that?
    — Cameron [2015-10-09]
  12. #814
    You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?
    — Cameron [2015-10-09]
  13. #813
    Catherine: Not a butt.
    — Heather [2015-10-09]
  14. #812
    Why the *** am I super hurt? I need to find a butt.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  15. #811
    Sometimes subways go in the sky.
    — Graham [2015-10-08]
  16. #810
    You are now hearing the dulcet tones of someone getting gunned down!
    — Graham [2015-10-08]
  17. #809
    Oh my shittles!
    — Graham [2015-10-08]
  18. #808
    Also... OW!
    — James [2015-10-08]
  19. #807
    It sucks to be spam.
    — James [2015-10-08]
  20. #806
    Jesus is coming out of the walls?
    — Graham [2015-10-03]
  21. #805
    I am not searching for Jesus...
    — Beej [2015-10-03]
  22. #804
    Ooh, xvidcore.dll not fou- [stream offline]
    — Graham [2015-10-05]
  23. #803
    I own you...
    — Graham [2015-10-07]
  24. #802
    Because these guys suck at butts!
    — Graham [2015-10-07]
  25. #801
    LRRbot back to old unhelpful self.
    — Paul [2015-10-07]