Quotes – LRRbot

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#561

Worst case: we die.

— Alex [2015-08-04]
#560

Let's pick up some kids!

— Kathleen [2015-08-04]
#559

His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.

— Kathleen [2015-08-04]
#558

Oh hey, I know that font.

— Paul [2015-08-03]
#557

The most amazing peristalsis in the WORLD!

— Graham [2015-08-03]
#556

What is with the throwing of the shit?

— Heather [2015-07-31]
#555

I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#554

Get a Brian, you morans!

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#553

I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#552

I can always fail in impressive ways.

— Cameron [2015-07-29]
#551

They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!

— Cameron [2015-07-29]
#550

You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.

— Paul [2015-07-29]
#549

We've been promoted out of the SS.

— Ian [2015-07-28]
#548

The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.

— Heather [2015-07-28]
#547

What the? I'm white now?

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#546

Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#545

I like how sticky you are.

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#544

This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#543

Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#542

I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#541

... and also bombs...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#540

It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#539

Oh no! Somebody voted!

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#538

What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#537

That entire pit is a guy.

— Paul [2015-07-27]