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  1. #582
    Everything involves stabbing in this.
    — Paul [2015-08-12]
  2. #581
    I did not ask for a lightning enema.
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  3. #580
    I'm apparently getting death threats today. It's almost quaint.
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  4. #579
    Oh no! We lived somehow!
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  5. #578
    Lava? We can distract you with cake.
    — Heather [2015-08-10]
  6. #577
    I AM PISS!
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  7. #576
    I'm getting all fat and *** up.
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  8. #575
    I am the toilets.
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  9. #574
    How could you get bored?! You're in the process of a fight!
    — Paul [2015-08-10]
  10. #573
    How many people in this game are named Menendez?
    — Graham [2015-08-06]
  11. #572
    Why is this still vibrating?!
    — Graham [2015-08-06]
  12. #571
    Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth.
    — James [2015-08-06]
  13. #570
    I'm all undressed now.
    — James [2015-08-06]
  14. #569
    You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?
    — Cameron [2015-08-05]
  15. #568
    Choo Choo! Here comes the airplane!
    — Cameron [2015-08-05]
  16. #567
    But I wanted pig bits...
    — Graham [2015-08-05]
  17. #566
    I'm in a CUTSCENE, dude!
    — Paul [2015-08-05]
  18. #565
    What buttons are you pressing? All of them and incorrectly.
    — Paul & Graham [2015-08-05]
  19. #564
    I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky.
    — Serge [2015-07-18]
  20. #563
    I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused.
    — Serge [2015-07-18]
  21. #562
    He's so Pringles, though.
    — Alex [2015-08-04]
  22. #561
    Worst case: we die.
    — Alex [2015-08-04]
  23. #560
    Let's pick up some kids!
    — Kathleen [2015-08-04]
  24. #559
    His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.
    — Kathleen [2015-08-04]
  25. #558
    Oh hey, I know that font.
    — Paul [2015-08-03]