Quotes – LRRbot

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#856

What are you doing up there, God?

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#855

I beefed it.

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#854

You can outsmart the turtle... it won...

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#853

Face my shiny wrath!

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#852

This number pad is all wrong! Who designed this?

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#851

Be the balls!

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#850

Squat it out!

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#849

Milon's Secret Castle was more controllable than this.

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#848

He's all leg...

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#847

Saved by the ground!

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#846

You became a different poker mans.

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#845

Do you not know how to flirt, Ian?!

— Cori [2015-10-13]
#844

Take my whiskey!

— Ian [2015-10-13]
#843

You have a Tumblr nose!

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#842

You can always hit your own team... WHITE PEOPLE!

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#841

You can vape your *** off. I don't give a shit. You can vape OUT your ass.

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#840

Are the kids into vaping?

— Graham [2015-10-13]
#839

You procedurally-generated so-and-so...

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#838

Schroedinger's @$$hole...

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#837

It had a pink butt!

— Graham [2015-10-13]
#836

I don't know, maybe we just spam him with rockets.

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#835

Shiv between the McRibs!

— Alex [2015-10-13]
#834

How much is a cubic butt-load? I'm more used to the metric stuff.

— Paul [2015-10-12]
#833

It turns out I was in the middle of being attacked.

— Paul [2015-10-12]
#832

I was not prepared for a time jump!

— Paul [2015-10-12]