Quotes – LRRbot

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#773

Maybe I can touch some of these butts...

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#772

Choose which combination of guys you want to kill you.

— Paul [2015-10-02]
#771

I lost my WUBRG!

— Paul [2015-10-02]
#770

Knife or Pool Cue?!

— Cameron [2015-10-02]
#769

I'm jokes. Go ahead.

— Graham [2015-10-02]
#768

Real talk: don't Fulton your horse.

— Kathleen [2015-10-01]
#767

We're in ACTUAL Afghanistan.

— Graham [2015-10-01]
#766

We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#765

Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#764

Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#763

Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah...

— Cameron, James, and Adam, simultaneously [2015-10-01]
#762

Why do you want me to punch Adam? I'm not saying 'No' I'm just asking why?

— Graham [2015-10-01]
#761

Look at how awesome I am at making this unnecessarily challenging for me.

— Graham [2015-09-30]
#760

Crap! Damnit! Damn crap! Aw butts!

— Graham [2015-09-30]
#759

Damn you, arrows!

— Paul [2015-09-30]
#758

And then he was bent over.

— Ian [2015-09-29]
#757

I just pulled off that ghost's skin...

— Heather [2015-09-29]
#756

Everyone has to have a dream shave once in a while.

— Heather [2015-09-28]
#755

Stop eating me...

— Paul [2015-09-28]
#754

I did that TOO well...

— Paul [2015-09-28]
#753

I've never had a beard. I've been trying for years.

— Kathleen [2015-09-28]
#752

Just 'We're not responsible.' is probably enough.

— Paul [2015-09-28]
#751

Oh Fuck! I launched Battle.net!

— Kathleen [2015-09-28]
#750

James is a terrible enabler.

— Paul [2015-09-28]
#749

I don't want to show the Chat my underdrawers.

— Kathleen [2015-09-28]