Quotes – LRRbot

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#1072

No! Damn you Poochi! I blame you somehow!

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1071

oh great a stoner robot...

— Alex [2015-11-10]
#1070

My tree turned some yarn into a butterfly, so I could eat some land. That happened.

— Heather [2015-10-20]
#1069

I ate a tree.

— Heather [2015-10-20]
#1068

I'm not going to use turpentine as antiseptic!

— Alex [2015-11-10]
#1067

Guys, there's no meat in this book!

— Heather [2015-11-10]
#1066

We need some serious greens here.

— Heather [2015-11-10]
#1065

Yes, this is exactly like the companion cube... if the companion cube was also trying to kill you.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1064

Sort of like that, except better.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1063

I haven't done a yarn POW before!

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1062

We gave Yoshi pants just so they could fall off.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1061

I'm unraveling his pants!

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1060

Bombs make a terrible present.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1059

Are you a bullet or a ghost? I think that should be something that should be made clear.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1058

I am an umbrella. Your point is invalid.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1057

Those guys were just chilling under a tree and I disassembled them.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1056

I only saw clips of like JESUS!

— Alex [2015-11-06]
#1055

Then I got sick, which helped a lot.

— Graham [2015-11-06]
#1054

Dropping *** from the stream.

— Paul [2015-10-17]
#1053

I liked the part where you ruined everything.

— Paul [2015-10-17]
#1052

How do we up?

— Ian [2015-10-17]
#1051

OK, blow me a couple.

— Beej [2015-10-17]
#1050

Ooh, a flying headbutt to the testicles!

— Graham [2015-11-06]
#1049

I hate getting my s*** ingested.

— Cameron [2015-11-06]
#1048

Life is irrelevant. Cards are good.

— Alex [2015-11-06]