Quotes – LRRbot

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#831

Who wanted my shoulders?

— Paul [2015-10-12]
#830

What's the point of being a flying awesome demon if you can't play your electric guitar while doing it?

— Paul [2015-10-12]
#829

I wasn't able to sex it because it was so angry.

— Kathleen [2015-10-12]
#828

When did I say 'Fish are suck'?

— Kathleen [2015-10-12]
#827

Feed Clay Aiken. He's hungry...

— Kathleen [2015-10-12]
#826

Don't pull up Pinterest! They'll think a girl works here!

— Kathleen [2015-10-12]
#825

I wanna ride the space bullet!

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#824

I need to touch a butt. I feel bad.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#823

I've been saving the left hand for this...

— Heather [2015-10-09]
#822

I've been in its butt...

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#821

We can look at the *** now!

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#820

The butt! The butt will save us!

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#819

Let's not die virgins...

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#818

I like how it has a face.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#817

I WILL touch the butt now.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#816

I'm not kink-shaming the robot.

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#815

Why are you fisting that?

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#814

You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#813

Catherine: Not a butt.

— Heather [2015-10-09]
#812

Why the *** am I super hurt? I need to find a butt.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#811

Sometimes subways go in the sky.

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#810

You are now hearing the dulcet tones of someone getting gunned down!

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#809

Oh my shittles!

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#808

Also... OW!

— James [2015-10-08]
#807

It sucks to be spam.

— James [2015-10-08]