Quotes – LRRbot

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#100

Do you remember me? I'm the man who wants to give you a tickle.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#99

I have a giant soft spot for tubas. They're cute.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#98

I think it would be unwise to stream all night and then call in sick at a job with very internet savvy people.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#97

I like the idea that I'm fighting with just a giant, serrated straight razor.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#96

I will never date a tenor again. It's baritones and basses all the way down.

— Mia [2015-04-02]
#95

Every single molecule in my body is itching today.

— Mia [2015-04-02]
#94

You go here when you die and then you hallucinate for a while and then you come back to life and you murder more people.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#93

Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#92

If you want to become a digestive tract and a head, you just have to take out the parts that don't fit that. Done.

— Heather [2015-04-04]
#91

I profusely apologize for being the source of most screaming in this game.

— Alex [2015-04-04]
#90

I run in skirts all the time.

— Adam [2015-04-04]
#89

Is there a button we can press to experience grief?

— Alex [2015-04-04]
#88

So is this game, like, nothing but hobos and werewolves from hell to breakfast?

— Cameron [2015-04-01]
#87

To be fair, he is a literal monster. I'm just an *sshole.

— Graham [2015-04-01]
#86

I put my whole hand inside a pig's butt and pulled out its innards.

— Graham [2015-04-01]
#85

Sloths are awesome. They are one of my favourite animals.

— Paul [2015-04-01]
#84

Most of my regrets in life is trusting James.

— Felix [2015-04-03]
#83

James' stream is the party stream.

— Graham [2015-04-03]
#82

The last thing I need is more Magic cards.

— Graham [2015-04-03]
#81

I'm so sad. I really, really wanted that wall meat.

— Alex [2015-03-31]
#80

Hail Satan!

— Adam and James [2015-03-28]
#79

I think we just got one-shotted by jiggling dick man.

— Alex [2015-04-03]
#78

Chat has me confused and I don't like it.

— Adam [2015-03-28]
#77

Everybody knows that people who touch me light on fire.

— Adam [2015-03-28]
#76

It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I don't believe *in* you.

— Felix [2015-04-02]