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#859
Take that, kid! Serves you right for being in love with someone!
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Paul
[2015-10-14]
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#858
Didn't have a choice! Couldn't lrrEFF it!
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Graham
[2015-10-14]
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#857
I guess the literal sun would count as spicy food.
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Graham
[2015-10-14]
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#856
What are you doing up there, God?
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#855
I beefed it.
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#854
You can outsmart the turtle... it won...
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#853
Face my shiny wrath!
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#852
This number pad is all wrong! Who designed this?
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#851
Be the balls!
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#850
Squat it out!
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#849
Milon's Secret Castle was more controllable than this.
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#848
He's all leg...
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#847
Saved by the ground!
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#846
You became a different poker mans.
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#845
Do you not know how to flirt, Ian?!
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Cori
[2015-10-13]
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#844
Take my whiskey!
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Ian
[2015-10-13]
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#843
You have a Tumblr nose!
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#842
You can always hit your own team... WHITE PEOPLE!
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#841
You can vape your *** off. I don't give a shit. You can vape OUT your ass.
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#840
Are the kids into vaping?
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Graham
[2015-10-13]
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#839
You procedurally-generated so-and-so...
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#838
Schroedinger's @$$hole...
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#837
It had a pink butt!
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Graham
[2015-10-13]
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#836
I don't know, maybe we just spam him with rockets.
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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#835
Shiv between the McRibs!
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Alex
[2015-10-13]
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