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  1. #839
    You procedurally-generated so-and-so...
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  2. #838
    Schroedinger's @$$hole...
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  3. #837
    It had a pink butt!
    — Graham [2015-10-13]
  4. #836
    I don't know, maybe we just spam him with rockets.
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  5. #835
    Shiv between the McRibs!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  6. #834
    How much is a cubic butt-load? I'm more used to the metric stuff.
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  7. #833
    It turns out I was in the middle of being attacked.
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  8. #832
    I was not prepared for a time jump!
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  9. #831
    Who wanted my shoulders?
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  10. #830
    What's the point of being a flying awesome demon if you can't play your electric guitar while doing it?
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  11. #829
    I wasn't able to sex it because it was so angry.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  12. #828
    When did I say 'Fish are suck'?
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  13. #827
    Feed Clay Aiken. He's hungry...
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  14. #826
    Don't pull up Pinterest! They'll think a girl works here!
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  15. #825
    I wanna ride the space bullet!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  16. #824
    I need to touch a butt. I feel bad.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  17. #823
    I've been saving the left hand for this...
    — Heather [2015-10-09]
  18. #822
    I've been in its butt...
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  19. #821
    We can look at the *** now!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  20. #820
    The butt! The butt will save us!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  21. #819
    Let's not die virgins...
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  22. #818
    I like how it has a face.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  23. #817
    I WILL touch the butt now.
    — Alex [2015-10-09]
  24. #816
    I'm not kink-shaming the robot.
    — Cameron [2015-10-09]
  25. #815
    Why are you fisting that?
    — Cameron [2015-10-09]