Quotes – LRRbot

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#748

I think that my particular skin tone is shitty.

— Kathleen [2015-09-28]
#747

Catherine is lodged firmly in our robo-butt.

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#746

How many times are you going to make me kill people for their power?

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#745

*singing* I was touched in the roooo-butt...

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#744

Touch the butt!

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#743

Tonight, James get bottled.

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#742

I touched the ro-butt...

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#741

I think that I am Captain Brainulon.

— Alex [2015-09-25]
#740

Electricity hurts!

— Heather [2015-09-25]
#739

Free T-shirt!

— Heather [2015-09-25]
#738

Force... spuck?

— Graham [2015-09-25]
#737

To be fair, I AM a guy with a beard...

— Graham [2015-09-24]
#736

That is statistically ludicrous!

— Graham [2015-09-24]
#735

Your best bet is to turn off Magic Online... and get into the Sea.

— Graham [2015-09-24]
#734

I'm looking forward to drafting more MGS5 tonight.

— Graham [2015-09-24]
#733

I just killed one. Is that helping it?

— James [2015-09-24]
#732

This ain't fish hard.

— James [2015-09-24]
#731

If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!

— James [2015-09-24]
#730

Dude, YOU'RE tilting?

— James [2015-09-24]
#729

Wait. That's just ACTUAL spam...

— James [2015-09-24]
#728

Fine. Whatever. Screw you. I don't need the slender.

— James [2015-09-24]
#727

One, two... whoops!

— James [2015-09-24]
#726

Those aren't fish at all!

— James [2015-09-24]
#725

Shit, Graham's gone. Let's do it.

— Cameron [2015-09-23]
#724

Ohhhhh fudge-ems...

— Graham [2015-09-23]