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#502
I have seen some stuff, on fanfic Fridays...
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Cori
[2015-07-20]
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#501
I was button-mashing with my face and it was equally effective to everything I was doing intentionally.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#500
Make out with me, Kirbys!
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Cori
[2015-07-20]
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#499
I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit.
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#498
I was admiring the lag.
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Cori
[2015-07-20]
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#497
I desire failure, like a true ninja.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#496
Cori needs to be a thing, and get water.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#495
You wouldn't think this would be a problem, but I keep forgetting who I am.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#494
We are delightful redundancies in the gang-beatings.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#493
Who wants a kiss?
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#492
Oh wait we can go back! NO WE CAN'T GO BACK!
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#491
Can you make sure we kill ALL of these cute creatures?
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#490
I killed a sleeping child, whatever.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#489
We need them to leave.
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#488
Kirby is not consent.
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#487
By your powers combined, I am Captain "Damn it!"
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Akaiatana
[2015-07-20]
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#486
Oh right! I AM going to die of air! Woo!
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Paul
[2015-07-20]
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#485
Awww... I'm wet now...
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Paul
[2015-07-20]
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#484
What depressing mugs...
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Paul
[2015-07-20]
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#483
I don't know how squirrels think.
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Paul
[2015-07-20]
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#482
I've been footed!
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Graham
[2015-07-20]
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#481
Now I have the color of skin.
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Graham
[2015-07-20]
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#479
The dream juice makes you forget.
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Jer
[2015-07-18]
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#478
You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!
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Jer
[2015-07-18]
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#477
Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.
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Graham
[2015-07-18]
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