Quotes – LRRbot

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#637

Everything's edible if you try hard enough.

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#636

I know what General syndrome is because I have general syndrome. You are all shitty pawns you made me lose.

— Kathleen [2015-08-28]
#635

Every one of those men was 10 kittens in a suit.

— Graham [2015-09-02]
#634

You went over the falls and you didn't discover them?

— Paul [2015-09-02]
#633

Oh my God! I can EAT IT?!

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#632

Sorry, stop, rewind, play.

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#631

Are you North America? Sir?

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#630

Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#629

I just broke that gun's neck.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#628

That wall was angry...

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#627

Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#626

Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?

— Cameron, on Feed Dump [2014-11-26]
#625

There's Mormons!

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#624

Yes. Let's grope this.

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#623

Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#622

Old Man Sky Fish?

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#621

I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#620

I do like busty young women.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#619

Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#618

It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#617

I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#616

Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#615

Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#614

Why did I buy 4 identical plates?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#613

The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.

— Alex [2015-08-27]