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#522

Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell.

— Paul [2015-07-22]
#521

Why do you keep drugging me?

— Graham [2015-07-22]
#520

Well, I wasn't AIMING for dick...

— Graham [2015-07-22]
#519

You may prevent a depth.

— Cori [2015-07-21]
#518

I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!

— Ian [2015-07-21]
#517

Graham is not really a heavy hitter.

— Cori [2015-07-21]
#516

We can infect ALL of Songhai with Atheism!

— Cameron [2015-07-21]
#515

*waves hands* This, by the way, is the International Symbol for Ghostiness.

— Cameron [2015-07-21]
#514

The Austrians are getting their *** kicked! The Austrians are going to get MY *** kicked!

— Cameron [2015-07-21]
#513

Heather makes love. I make demons.

— Kathleen [2015-07-21]
#512

Let's go lrrEFF some horses!

— Heather [2015-07-21]
#511

I have a variety of poop-related slang.

— Kathleen [2015-07-21]
#510

I'm too afraid of a quickie.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#509

Use your face!

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#508

I just grabbed right onto your face.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#507

We can't screw this up! I screwed it up!

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#506

Violent, violent safety.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#505

Stop stealing my bits, Cori!

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#504

Put it in my face!

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#503

Go left, go right, lrrEFF !

— Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
#502

I have seen some stuff, on fanfic Fridays...

— Cori [2015-07-20]
#501

I was button-mashing with my face and it was equally effective to everything I was doing intentionally.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#500

Make out with me, Kirbys!

— Cori [2015-07-20]
#499

I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit.

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#498

I was admiring the lag.

— Cori [2015-07-20]