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#135

Just use Vim!

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#134

I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#133

I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#132

Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!

— Adam [2015-04-12]
#131

I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.

— Adam [2015-04-12]
#130

Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone.

— Adam [2015-04-12]
#129

Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#128

You're allowed to read books for fun.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#127

I've never been inside a person before.

— Graham [2015-04-16]
#126

How many men die doing back flips into baby carriages? I mean, not metaphorically but literally.

— Cameron [2015-04-16]
#125

Do not let the tank touch you, it is not a real doctor.

— Ian [2015-04-14]
#124

I don't wanna be broken into component materials.

— Paul [2015-03-30]
#123

That was right between my legs.

— Alex [2015-04-12]
#122

I've always wanted to be a creepy Japanese ghost.

— Alex [2015-04-11]
#121

Look, I've got a lot of experience touching fish.

— Kathleen [2015-04-12]
#120

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

— Kathleen [2015-04-12]
#119

Yoshi is a sexual being.

— Kathleen [2015-04-12]
#118

I'm the funniest person I know.

— Adam [2015-04-11]
#117

I'm full of meat.

— Graham [2015-04-10]
#116

I'll take any vector for getting peanut sauce inside me.

— Graham [2015-04-10]
#115

Sometimes I forget that Cam is a monster.

— Graham [2015-04-08]
#114

I can't imagine how difficult echolocation is when you're drunk.

— Graham [2015-04-08]
#113

If he wanted to, he could just, like, concentrate for five minutes and have a better beard than me.

— Graham, about Paul [2015-04-08]
#112

I don't like it when things are inside pigs.

— Cameron [2015-04-03]
#111

I'm the most gullible person alive.

— Alex [2015-04-03]