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  1. #364
    I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  2. #363
    Oh hello, EVERYTHING
    — Foxmar [2015-06-18]
  3. #362
    Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  4. #360
    Ha! Deal with it! Please don't deal with it, I really need you to not deal with it.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  5. #359
    Have fun, luck good.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  6. #358
    That's a Magic: The Gathering Card
    — SGDoc [2015-06-18]
  7. #357
    I can brains...
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  8. #356
    If you say "I love trolling. Trolling is fun." you're going to get timed out, dumbass.
    — James [2015-06-18]
  9. #355
    I'm not quotable.
    — AdmiralMemo [2015-06-18]
  10. #354
    I'm in the normal rain now.
    — James [2015-06-18]
  11. #353
    You are SOMEHOW alive...
    — Alex [2015-06-17]
  12. #352
    That is the extent of what I do with Pringles: I only eat them.
    — Graham [2015-06-17]
  13. #351
    I can't auto-drive on an elephant.
    — Paul [2015-06-17]
  14. #350
    Thank you for subscribing... nobody...
    — Paul [2015-06-17]
  15. #349
    Time for some head...
    — Ian [2015-06-16]
  16. #348
    I'm bad at things.
    — Ian [2015-06-16]
  17. #347
    What do you mean a 1-drop planeswalker?
    — Alex [2015-06-16]
  18. #346
    I don't want my opponent to have... things...
    — Graham [2015-06-14]
  19. #345
    Beej, you should just die.
    — Ian [2015-06-13]
  20. #344
    You are so *** wet!
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  21. #343
    These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!
    — Ian [2015-06-12]
  22. #342
    Come on! Give us some clothes!
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  23. #341
    I think you went briefly inside him.
    — Graham [2015-06-12]
  24. #340
    My hand is moving on its own, senpai.
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  25. #339
    There's a shooty shooty bang bang.
    — Ben Soileau [2015-06-11]