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  1. #669
    I almost touched the wrong dad...
    — Cori [2015-09-15]
  2. #668
    That's not my dad!
    — Cori [2015-09-15]
  3. #667
    Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time.
    — Alex [2015-09-15]
  4. #666
    I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." "What do you do with them once their pants are off?
    — Beej and Cori [2015-09-14]
  5. #664
    Because it's Mario's birthday, I'll keep playing the same thing I have been...
    — Beej [2015-09-14]
  6. #663
    What game is Beej yelling at now?
    — Graham [2015-09-14]
  7. #662
    r u srs rn y/n
    — Cameron
  8. #661
    Nyeeeeeeh! I'm a roach!
    — Alex [2015-09-11]
  9. #660
    Oh sweet! His light bulb's open!
    — Alex [2015-09-11]
  10. #659
    Open your brain so I can shoot you in it.
    — Alex [2015-09-11]
  11. #658
    Hey! It's my innards! Screen obscured!
    — Cameron [2015-09-09]
  12. #657
    I'm like on the edge of my spoops right now.
    — Serge [2015-09-09]
  13. #656
    That penguin and that dog are gonna fight... or lrrEFF !
    — Beej [2015-09-07]
  14. #655
    Here! Have this guy!
    — Paul [2015-09-07]
  15. #654
    Don't put your eyeballs on the table!
    — Graham [2015-09-07]
  16. #653
    I do not want an arms race
    — Kathleen [2015-09-07]
  17. #652
    What I like most about the size of my penis is that it works either way.
    — Graham [2015-09-05]
  18. #651
    Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!
    — Graham [2015-09-04]
  19. #650
    You're a bad Satan. You're bad at Satan.
    — Graham [2015-09-04]
  20. #649
    Eat ball, Satan!
    — Alex [2015-09-04]
  21. #648
    Here's a hand I prepared earlier.
    — Graham [2015-09-04]
  22. #647
    We may just need clearance to lrrEFF .
    — Alex [2015-09-04]
  23. #646
    She has a disproportionately large donk.
    — Graham [2015-09-04]
  24. #645
    That was a thing I agreed to do.
    — Cameron [2015-09-04]
  25. #644
    Time for some up-sheep...
    — Graham [2015-09-03]

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