Quotes – LRRbot

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#366

That *** branch scared the living *** out of me!

— Alex [2015-06-19]
#365

Atlas is just a sack of fur with organs.

— LeeLee [2015-06-18]
#364

I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#363

Oh hello, EVERYTHING

— Foxmar [2015-06-18]
#362

Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#360

Ha! Deal with it! Please don't deal with it, I really need you to not deal with it.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#359

Have fun, luck good.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#358

That's a Magic: The Gathering Card

— SGDoc [2015-06-18]
#357

I can brains...

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#356

If you say "I love trolling. Trolling is fun." you're going to get timed out, dumbass.

— James [2015-06-18]
#355

I'm not quotable.

— AdmiralMemo [2015-06-18]
#354

I'm in the normal rain now.

— James [2015-06-18]
#353

You are SOMEHOW alive...

— Alex [2015-06-17]
#352

That is the extent of what I do with Pringles: I only eat them.

— Graham [2015-06-17]
#351

I can't auto-drive on an elephant.

— Paul [2015-06-17]
#350

Thank you for subscribing... nobody...

— Paul [2015-06-17]
#349

Time for some head...

— Ian [2015-06-16]
#348

I'm bad at things.

— Ian [2015-06-16]
#347

What do you mean a 1-drop planeswalker?

— Alex [2015-06-16]
#346

I don't want my opponent to have... things...

— Graham [2015-06-14]
#345

Beej, you should just die.

— Ian [2015-06-13]
#344

You are so *** wet!

— Alex [2015-06-12]
#343

These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!

— Ian [2015-06-12]
#342

Come on! Give us some clothes!

— Alex [2015-06-12]
#341

I think you went briefly inside him.

— Graham [2015-06-12]