Quotes – LRRbot

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#427

No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!

— Cameron [2015-07-08]
#426

Now... as is so often the case in this game, why did I do that?

— Paul [2015-07-08]
#425

I'm dumb. That's good.

— Paul [2015-07-08]
#424

If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious.

— Ash [2015-07-08]
#423

Please tell me I can eat the train.

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#422

I'd be soft and pink.

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#421

Give me your butt!

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#420

Get inside my gun!

— Alex [2015-07-07]
#419

We are the *** monster...

— Alex [2015-07-07]
#418

What? Sorry, I was busy dying.

— Alex [2015-07-07]
#417

That's not what jellyfish do. That's a squid move!

— Paul
#416

I am armed and dangerous. Those two points are unrelated, though. I both have arms and am dangerous.

— Paul [2015-07-06]
#415

You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties.

— Alex [2015-07-04]
#414

I wanna lrrEFF Galactus or nothing else

— Adam [2015-07-04]
#413

Your vending machine is bogarding my stash!

— Adam [2015-07-04]
#411

I am disgusting and repulsive.

— Alex [2015-07-03]
#410

We have a "slight hustle" button.

— Alex [2015-07-03]
#409

Not in front of the Chat!

— Cameron, to Julie [2015-07-02]
#408

You don't just *** my pants. You *** your own.

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#407

*Superman theme song done in "Bwee"s*

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#406

Why are we wearing hot dogs?

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#405

I figured out you can't block fire with a sword.

— James [2015-07-02]
#404

Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!

— James [2015-07-02]
#403

Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon.

— Julie [2015-07-01]
#402

I had a pretty powerful quote about butts the other day

— Serge [2015-07-01]