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#398
If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#397
That was not where I expected to boingy. I don't think I want to boingy there.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#396
Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#395
Kids, are you stoking your eagle?
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#394
I blued myself.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#393
And now.... I fall into the water!
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#392
Hi, I like Beej but I occasionally hit him
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Serge
[2015-07-01]
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#391
Your money's rolling away.
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Serge
[2015-06-30]
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#390
Alright, let's swappy mappy thingy...
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Serge
[2015-06-30]
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#389
SMASH THE STATE!
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Alex
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#388
They've already switched to butts language...
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Serge
[2015-06-30]
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#387
I'm making progress... I don't quite know why, but I'm making progress.
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Paul
[2015-06-29]
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#386
I didn't expect that to work...
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Paul
[2015-06-29]
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#385
This clipboard will protect me!
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Paul
[2015-06-29]
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#384
I thought that was a window. Turns out there wasn't any glass.
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Paul
[2015-06-29]
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#383
The trees have stopped having sex.
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Graham
[2015-06-29]
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#382
Is this what being cocky feels like?
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Ian
[2015-06-27]
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#381
Am I a bad for seeing that coming and not saying anything?
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Paul
[2015-06-27]
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#380
I'm going to hack things up here—Oh, wait, it just worked.
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Ian
[2015-06-27]
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#379
Significant reduction of Steve.
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Alex
[2015-06-26]
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#378
I'm not smoking cats.
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Alex
[2015-06-26]
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#377
I'm stupid and I deserve to be eaten by a smoke monster.
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Alex
[2015-06-26]
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#376
You can stick your didgeridoo up your ass!
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Alex
[2015-06-26]
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#375
... which is probably OK... or not... Whatevs...
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Cameron
[2015-06-24]
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#374
Just give it a little toot, then get out the window.
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Graham
[2015-06-24]
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