Quotes – LRRbot

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#629

I just broke that gun's neck.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#628

That wall was angry...

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#627

Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#626

Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?

— Cameron, on Feed Dump [2014-11-26]
#625

There's Mormons!

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#624

Yes. Let's grope this.

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#623

Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#622

Old Man Sky Fish?

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#621

I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#620

I do like busty young women.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#619

Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#618

It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#617

I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#616

Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#615

Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#614

Why did I buy 4 identical plates?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#613

The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.

— Alex [2015-08-27]
#612

I like words. Words are great.

— Alex [2015-08-27]
#611

Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.

— Cameron [2015-08-26]
#610

I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.

— Paul [2015-08-26]
#609

There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.

— Alex [2015-08-25]
#608

All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!

— Kathleen [2015-08-25]
#607

Being a girl is awesome!

— Heather [2015-08-25]
#605

I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!

— Alex [2015-08-21]
#604

Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?

— Alex [2015-08-21]