Quotes – LRRbot

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#340

My hand is moving on its own, senpai.

— Alex [2015-06-12]
#339

There's a shooty shooty bang bang.

— Ben Soileau [2015-06-11]
#338

Our hand... HAS. SEVEN. CARDS.

— SGDoc [2015-06-11]
#337

I don't like playing Minecraft anymore! This game is stupid!

— James [2015-06-11]
#336

We should have culture coming out of our ass.

— Cameron [2015-06-10]
#335

LRRcon 5 confirmed.

— Beej [2015-06-08]
#334

I'm ruining your air conditioner! *gets smacked* Heather's ruining your air conditioner!

— Beej [2015-06-08]
#333

Yay for failing into a more advanced position!

— Paul [2015-06-08]
#332

I want there to be walls...

— Paul [2015-06-08]
#331

I don't know how to Windows!

— Alex [2015-06-05]
#330

I haven't had to say that since I was a Mason...

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#329

I just sucked those off.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#328

The King seems to be eating his own foot.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#327

We have bug porn on all three screens.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#326

Completely legal. Probably.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#325

Oh fuck! What is that? Oh shit! It's prolapsed! Oh fuck! It's going to drill us!

— Alex [2015-06-05]
#324

I'm a shit!

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#323

Hosk, you are getting much better at paint, I like it.

— James [2015-06-04]
#322

4 Keeper of the Lens, 4 Reckless Imps which I am playing because LOL, and 4 Tormenting Voice. Something has clearly gone wrong.

— James [2015-06-04]
#321

This town is a non-Euclidean nightmare!

— Beej [2015-06-01]
#320

They live in a mythical land where the cheeseburger is king!

— Beej [2015-06-01]
#319

I stopped in the middle of an anecdote there because I am dying.

— Paul [2015-06-01]
#318

High-level dong work.

— Paul [2015-06-01]
#317

You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! And I'm eating your chips! DELICIOUS! Haha! Delicious monkey chips!

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#316

We just have to get this guy out of our tires.

— Alex [2015-05-30]