Quotes – LRRbot

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#312

Oh GOOD... More monkeys...

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#311

What does an English degree give you over a regular English class? Depth, sophistication... *character is hit* mother f*cker!

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#310

Why do people cover everything in mayonnaise?

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#309

This is just *** clownshoes.

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#308

If people aren't melting, it doesn't hold my interest.

— Mia [2015-05-27]
#307

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to get out of bed... because there's an enormous land mine.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#306

Cockroaches took my cheese!

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#305

Shoot him until he puts Beej in front of his face.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#304

Thanks for sending us this picture of the monster eating your friend.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#303

Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!

— Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
#302

Zordon was an idiot!

— Graham [2015-05-26]
#301

Chat, let's ease off the quotes.

— Anubis169 [2015-05-26]
#300

You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! Opposable thumbs, motherfucker! I understand that you also have opposable thumbs, but I feel I use mine better.

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#299

Dammit! We're back in stupid Quebec! Noooo!

— James [2015-05-21]
#298

I kill you until you die from it.

— Paul [2015-05-25]
#297

She's human... just a goth.

— Paul [2015-05-25]
#296

You have to give them time to physically enter the onion.

— Compleatly
#295

My gun's just like my dick, Graham; it goes up at an angle.

— Alex [2014-07-18]
#294

Puns are the best and you can quote me on that.

— Heather [2015-05-24]
#293

I thought I could jump out of the wind.

— Beej [2015-05-21]
#292

I can hardly begrudge the people who incessantly told us to kill the merchant because he drops a sweet katana because that's where we got our new euphemism for pooping: "Excuse me, I have to go and drop a sweet katana." Although it should be more like "excuse me, I have to go comment in a Dark Souls chatroom."

— Cameron [2015-05-20]
Bloodborne on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#291

I don't think I can chat and boss at the same time.

— Alex [2015-05-19]
#290

This is not a real Heather quote.

— Heather [2015-05-19]
#288

I can see my thingie going bigger.

— Paul [2015-05-18]
#287

Passed with flying colors... as in... the colors flew off.

— Paul [2015-05-18]