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#346
I don't want my opponent to have... things...
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Graham
[2015-06-14]
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#345
Beej, you should just die.
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Ian
[2015-06-13]
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#344
You are so *** wet!
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Alex
[2015-06-12]
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#343
These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!
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Ian
[2015-06-12]
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#342
Come on! Give us some clothes!
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Alex
[2015-06-12]
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#341
I think you went briefly inside him.
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Graham
[2015-06-12]
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#340
My hand is moving on its own, senpai.
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Alex
[2015-06-12]
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#339
There's a shooty shooty bang bang.
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Ben Soileau
[2015-06-11]
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#338
Our hand... HAS. SEVEN. CARDS.
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SGDoc
[2015-06-11]
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#337
I don't like playing Minecraft anymore! This game is stupid!
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James
[2015-06-11]
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#336
We should have culture coming out of our ass.
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Cameron
[2015-06-10]
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#335
LRRcon 5 confirmed.
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Beej
[2015-06-08]
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#334
I'm ruining your air conditioner! *gets smacked* Heather's ruining your air conditioner!
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Beej
[2015-06-08]
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#333
Yay for failing into a more advanced position!
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Paul
[2015-06-08]
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#332
I want there to be walls...
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Paul
[2015-06-08]
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#331
I don't know how to Windows!
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Alex
[2015-06-05]
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#330
I haven't had to say that since I was a Mason...
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#329
I just sucked those off.
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#328
The King seems to be eating his own foot.
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#327
We have bug porn on all three screens.
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#326
Completely legal. Probably.
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#325
Oh fuck! What is that? Oh shit! It's prolapsed! Oh fuck! It's going to drill us!
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Alex
[2015-06-05]
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#324
I'm a shit!
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Beej
[2015-06-05]
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#323
Hosk, you are getting much better at paint, I like it.
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James
[2015-06-04]
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#322
4 Keeper of the Lens, 4 Reckless Imps which I am playing because LOL, and 4 Tormenting Voice. Something has clearly gone wrong.
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James
[2015-06-04]
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