Quotes – LRRbot

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#378

I'm not smoking cats.

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#377

I'm stupid and I deserve to be eaten by a smoke monster.

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#376

You can stick your didgeridoo up your ass!

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#375

... which is probably OK... or not... Whatevs...

— Cameron [2015-06-24]
#374

Just give it a little toot, then get out the window.

— Graham [2015-06-24]
#372

This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!

— Kathleen [2015-06-23]
#371

God, your characters as such lucksacks.

— Kathleen [2015-06-23]
#370

I'm sorry guys. I'm too good.

— Paul [2015-06-22]
#369

Let's paint the town blue! And by "the town" I mean the small piece of the town... that is right there.

— Paul [2015-06-22]
#368

Let's bring up the nudes.

— Graham [2015-06-22]
#367

The moonbase just doesn't matter

— Adam
#366

That *** branch scared the living *** out of me!

— Alex [2015-06-19]
#365

Atlas is just a sack of fur with organs.

— LeeLee [2015-06-18]
#364

I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#363

Oh hello, EVERYTHING

— Foxmar [2015-06-18]
#362

Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#360

Ha! Deal with it! Please don't deal with it, I really need you to not deal with it.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#359

Have fun, luck good.

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#358

That's a Magic: The Gathering Card

— SGDoc [2015-06-18]
#357

I can brains...

— Graham [2015-06-18]
#356

If you say "I love trolling. Trolling is fun." you're going to get timed out, dumbass.

— James [2015-06-18]
#355

I'm not quotable.

— AdmiralMemo [2015-06-18]
#354

I'm in the normal rain now.

— James [2015-06-18]
#353

You are SOMEHOW alive...

— Alex [2015-06-17]
#352

That is the extent of what I do with Pringles: I only eat them.

— Graham [2015-06-17]