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  1. #288
    I can see my thingie going bigger.
    — Paul [2015-05-18]
  2. #287
    Passed with flying colors... as in... the colors flew off.
    — Paul [2015-05-18]
  3. #286
    Good luck Cam! - Get out.
    — Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
  4. #285
    Usually people die when you rip their innards out. Usually.
    — Cameron [2015-05-17]
  5. #284
    Never drink from an Erlenmeyer, dude. Shit's gross.
    — Cameron [2015-05-17]
  6. #283
    I smell like if God rubbed his f**king armpit on my butthole
    — Adam [2015-05-17]
  7. #281
    I don't remember saying that and that was just a few days ago.
    — James [2015-05-17]
  8. #279
    !findquote dickbutt
    — Trippzen [2015-05-16]
  9. #278
    You have to understand: I'm TERRIBLY white...
    — Graham [2015-05-14]
  10. #277
    (humming)
    — Honeywell
  11. #276
    Let's go blow up some iron!
    — RebelliousUno [2015-05-14]
  12. #275
    If this is the Vatican, this makes so much more sense.
    — Ian [2015-05-12]
  13. #274
    Everyone's coming back to life and it's terrible...
    — Ian [2015-05-12]
  14. #273
    I am the prettiest lrrEFF ing princess and don't you forget about it.
    — Cameron [2015-05-12]
  15. #272
    Even ghosts have innards.
    — Cameron [2015-05-12]
  16. #270
    I have a large collection of boots.
    — DeusParnel [2015-05-12]
  17. #269
    I cannot violence at the moment.
    — Graham [2015-05-11]
  18. #268
    Go away, gravity.
    — Paul [2015-05-11]
  19. #267
    Let's take the... Kirby... out of Christmas... wait what?
    — Paul [2015-05-11]
  20. #266
    Kirby is like 80% face.
    — DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
  21. #265
    Civility? That's for scrubs!
    — Kathleen [2015-05-11]
  22. #264
    Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
    — Construction Equipment
  23. #263
    I want to blue-shell people in real life. Grrrrr...
    — Kathleen [2015-05-11]
  24. #262
    I have a Sponge Guy.
    — Ian
  25. #261
    Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum.
    — Cameron [2015-05-01]

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