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  1. #445
    Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.
    — Paul [2015-07-13]
  2. #444
    I am scient-esque.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  3. #443
    We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  4. #442
    I don't like eating food that makes me immediately excrete something.
    — Julie [2015-07-09]
  5. #441
    Don't be selfish, Chat! This isn't about you!
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  6. #440
    I don't know what that is. Is it one of those animoos?
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  7. #439
    People love playing near traffic!
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  8. #438
    Reach for the skybox.
    — RebelliousUno [2015-07-09]
  9. #437
    <soft sobbing>
    — James [2015-07-09]
  10. #436
    I didn't save! I was too busy freaking out!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  11. #435
    I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  12. #434
    Oh there IS breathing...
    — James [2015-07-09]
  13. #433
    Are lasers just better?
    — James [2015-07-09]
  14. #432
    I am a genius! *moments later* Oh God! Oh Jesus!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  15. #430
    Whoa! That man's got shooty guns!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  16. #429
    Silly James! Go away!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  17. #428
    We've got 'Sword of Immune to Goyf.'
    — Cameron [2015-07-08]
  18. #427
    No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!
    — Cameron [2015-07-08]
  19. #426
    Now... as is so often the case in this game, why did I do that?
    — Paul [2015-07-08]
  20. #425
    I'm dumb. That's good.
    — Paul [2015-07-08]
  21. #424
    If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious.
    — Ash [2015-07-08]
  22. #423
    Please tell me I can eat the train.
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  23. #422
    I'd be soft and pink.
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  24. #421
    Give me your butt!
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  25. #420
    Get inside my gun!
    — Alex [2015-07-07]

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