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  1. #439
    People love playing near traffic!
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  2. #438
    Reach for the skybox.
    — RebelliousUno [2015-07-09]
  3. #437
    <soft sobbing>
    — James [2015-07-09]
  4. #436
    I didn't save! I was too busy freaking out!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  5. #435
    I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  6. #434
    Oh there IS breathing...
    — James [2015-07-09]
  7. #433
    Are lasers just better?
    — James [2015-07-09]
  8. #432
    I am a genius! *moments later* Oh God! Oh Jesus!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  9. #430
    Whoa! That man's got shooty guns!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  10. #429
    Silly James! Go away!
    — James [2015-07-09]
  11. #428
    We've got 'Sword of Immune to Goyf.'
    — Cameron [2015-07-08]
  12. #427
    No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!
    — Cameron [2015-07-08]
  13. #426
    Now... as is so often the case in this game, why did I do that?
    — Paul [2015-07-08]
  14. #425
    I'm dumb. That's good.
    — Paul [2015-07-08]
  15. #424
    If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious.
    — Ash [2015-07-08]
  16. #423
    Please tell me I can eat the train.
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  17. #422
    I'd be soft and pink.
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  18. #421
    Give me your butt!
    — Heather [2015-07-08]
  19. #420
    Get inside my gun!
    — Alex [2015-07-07]
  20. #419
    We are the *** monster...
    — Alex [2015-07-07]
  21. #418
    What? Sorry, I was busy dying.
    — Alex [2015-07-07]
  22. #417
    That's not what jellyfish do. That's a squid move!
    — Paul
  23. #416
    I am armed and dangerous. Those two points are unrelated, though. I both have arms and am dangerous.
    — Paul [2015-07-06]
  24. #415
    You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties.
    — Alex [2015-07-04]
  25. #414
    I wanna lrrEFF Galactus or nothing else
    — Adam [2015-07-04]