Quotes

What? Sorry, I was busy dying.

That's not what jellyfish do. That's a squid move!

I am armed and dangerous. Those two points are unrelated, though. I both have arms and am dangerous.

You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties.

I wanna lrrEFF Galactus or nothing else

Your vending machine is bogarding my stash!

I am disgusting and repulsive.

We have a "slight hustle" button.

Not in front of the Chat!

You don't just *** my pants. You *** your own.

*Superman theme song done in "Bwee"s*

Why are we wearing hot dogs?

I figured out you can't block fire with a sword.

Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!

Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon.

I had a pretty powerful quote about butts the other day

Do you need me to lick the roof of your mouth?

He's breaking my butt.

It mocks me!

If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database.

That was not where I expected to boingy. I don't think I want to boingy there.

Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency.

Kids, are you stoking your eagle?

I blued myself.