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Never do a puzzle in zero gravity.

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#9

There is no shame in defeating an ignorant opponent.

— Kathleen [2015-01-30]
#8

Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out.

— Cameron [2015-01-16]
#7

My desire is to be, like, a 67-year-old Chinese woman.

— Alex [2015-01-31]
#6

My ears dissolve plastic.

— Paul [2015-01-28]
#5

I think we're safe now.

— Alex, frequent last words
#4

I bathe my hands in milk every morning.

— Graham [2015-01-16]
#3

I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam.

— Tally
#2

The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream.

— Adam [2015-01-17]
#1

There is no panic you feel, like when you think you might have got your head stuck in something.

— RebelliousUno [2014-10-11]