Quotes – LRRbot

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#207

Fortune favours the butt!

— Adam [2015-05-02]
#206

Can't we do that without you being turgid?

— Paul [2015-04-13]
#205

Telling somebody horrible information about their home planet is the best way to make friends.

— Paul [2015-04-13]
#204

Ignore me! — It's OK. I'm used to doing that. — Aww.

— Alex and Paul [2015-04-13]
#203

I never wanted this kind of a view of a clam before.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#202

We have the right to wear pants now.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#201

God, every time I look at the chat, I just, like, wander off into the forest.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#200

I'm f*cking vibrating, man!

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#199

Anything different freaks me out at this point.

— Graham [2015-05-01]
#198

I don't like the creepy faced octopus.

— Graham [2015-05-01]
#197

What kind of monster are you? Are you Specimen 6?

— Graham, to Alex [2015-05-01]
#196

Welcome, everyone… to me wordlessly sprinting through corridors.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#195

El spidro gigante!

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#194

I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them.

— Alex, singing [2015-05-01]
#193

I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#192

Wow, I just started speaking in tongues there, didn't I?

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#191

Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!

— Graham [2015-05-01]
#189

Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…

— Alex, terrified [2015-05-01]
#185

F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#184

Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#183

The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#182

Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#181

Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#180

Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#179

I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?

— Graham [2015-04-30]