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  1. #387
    I'm making progress... I don't quite know why, but I'm making progress.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  2. #386
    I didn't expect that to work...
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  3. #385
    This clipboard will protect me!
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  4. #384
    I thought that was a window. Turns out there wasn't any glass.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  5. #383
    The trees have stopped having sex.
    — Graham [2015-06-29]
  6. #382
    Is this what being cocky feels like?
    — Ian [2015-06-27]
  7. #381
    Am I a bad for seeing that coming and not saying anything?
    — Paul [2015-06-27]
  8. #380
    I'm going to hack things up here—Oh, wait, it just worked.
    — Ian [2015-06-27]
  9. #379
    Significant reduction of Steve.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  10. #378
    I'm not smoking cats.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  11. #377
    I'm stupid and I deserve to be eaten by a smoke monster.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  12. #376
    You can stick your didgeridoo up your ass!
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  13. #375
    ... which is probably OK... or not... Whatevs...
    — Cameron [2015-06-24]
  14. #374
    Just give it a little toot, then get out the window.
    — Graham [2015-06-24]
  15. #372
    This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!
    — Kathleen [2015-06-23]
  16. #371
    God, your characters as such lucksacks.
    — Kathleen [2015-06-23]
  17. #370
    I'm sorry guys. I'm too good.
    — Paul [2015-06-22]
  18. #369
    Let's paint the town blue! And by "the town" I mean the small piece of the town... that is right there.
    — Paul [2015-06-22]
  19. #368
    Let's bring up the nudes.
    — Graham [2015-06-22]
  20. #367
    The moonbase just doesn't matter
    — Adam
  21. #366
    That *** branch scared the living *** out of me!
    — Alex [2015-06-19]
  22. #365
    Atlas is just a sack of fur with organs.
    — LeeLee [2015-06-18]
  23. #364
    I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]
  24. #363
    Oh hello, EVERYTHING
    — Foxmar [2015-06-18]
  25. #362
    Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building.
    — Graham [2015-06-18]