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  1. #342
    Come on! Give us some clothes!
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  2. #341
    I think you went briefly inside him.
    — Graham [2015-06-12]
  3. #340
    My hand is moving on its own, senpai.
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  4. #339
    There's a shooty shooty bang bang.
    — Ben Soileau [2015-06-11]
  5. #338
    Our hand... HAS. SEVEN. CARDS.
    — SGDoc [2015-06-11]
  6. #337
    I don't like playing Minecraft anymore! This game is stupid!
    — James [2015-06-11]
  7. #336
    We should have culture coming out of our ass.
    — Cameron [2015-06-10]
  8. #335
    LRRcon 5 confirmed.
    — Beej [2015-06-08]
  9. #334
    I'm ruining your air conditioner! *gets smacked* Heather's ruining your air conditioner!
    — Beej [2015-06-08]
  10. #333
    Yay for failing into a more advanced position!
    — Paul [2015-06-08]
  11. #332
    I want there to be walls...
    — Paul [2015-06-08]
  12. #331
    I don't know how to Windows!
    — Alex [2015-06-05]
  13. #330
    I haven't had to say that since I was a Mason...
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  14. #329
    I just sucked those off.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  15. #328
    The King seems to be eating his own foot.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  16. #327
    We have bug porn on all three screens.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  17. #326
    Completely legal. Probably.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  18. #325
    Oh fuck! What is that? Oh shit! It's prolapsed! Oh fuck! It's going to drill us!
    — Alex [2015-06-05]
  19. #324
    I'm a shit!
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  20. #323
    Hosk, you are getting much better at paint, I like it.
    — James [2015-06-04]
  21. #322
    4 Keeper of the Lens, 4 Reckless Imps which I am playing because LOL, and 4 Tormenting Voice. Something has clearly gone wrong.
    — James [2015-06-04]
  22. #321
    This town is a non-Euclidean nightmare!
    — Beej [2015-06-01]
  23. #320
    They live in a mythical land where the cheeseburger is king!
    — Beej [2015-06-01]
  24. #319
    I stopped in the middle of an anecdote there because I am dying.
    — Paul [2015-06-01]
  25. #318
    High-level dong work.
    — Paul [2015-06-01]