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#542

I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#541

... and also bombs...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#540

It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#539

Oh no! Somebody voted!

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#538

What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#537

That entire pit is a guy.

— Paul [2015-07-27]
#536

10% chance to stun my ass.

— Adam [2015-07-23]
#535

If I look at it, that makes it true.

— Adam [2015-07-23]
#534

I'm *** useless without my thing!

— Adam [2015-07-23]
#533

I don't even know what a Huffington Post is...

— Adam [2015-07-23]
#532

You've bested a marmot!

— Paul [2015-07-23]
#531

Is there something below the Easy AI that we can try?

— Paul [2015-07-23]
#530

He's cheating... by having good cards in his deck.

— Paul [2015-07-23]
#528

Never playing Minecraft AGAIN!

— James [2015-07-23]
#527

I really like getting behind in these three player games and letting other people... FU**

— James [2015-07-23]
#526

That was the most pathetic goal I've seen all day.

— James [2015-07-23]
#525

Have I made any alcohol? Not on purpose.

— Cameron [2015-07-22]
#524

Improv... why did it have to be improv?

— Cameron [2015-07-22]
#523

Haha, Eagle! That's what you get for sitting on the GROUND, idiot...

— Graham [2015-07-22]
#522

Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell.

— Paul [2015-07-22]
#521

Why do you keep drugging me?

— Graham [2015-07-22]
#520

Well, I wasn't AIMING for dick...

— Graham [2015-07-22]
#519

You may prevent a depth.

— Cori [2015-07-21]
#518

I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!

— Ian [2015-07-21]
#517

Graham is not really a heavy hitter.

— Cori [2015-07-21]