Quotes – LRRbot

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#273

I am the prettiest lrrEFF ing princess and don't you forget about it.

— Cameron [2015-05-12]
#272

Even ghosts have innards.

— Cameron [2015-05-12]
#270

I have a large collection of boots.

— DeusParnel [2015-05-12]
#269

I cannot violence at the moment.

— Graham [2015-05-11]
#268

Go away, gravity.

— Paul [2015-05-11]
#267

Let's take the... Kirby... out of Christmas... wait what?

— Paul [2015-05-11]
#266

Kirby is like 80% face.

— DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
#265

Civility? That's for scrubs!

— Kathleen [2015-05-11]
#264

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

— Construction Equipment
#263

I want to blue-shell people in real life. Grrrrr...

— Kathleen [2015-05-11]
#262

I have a Sponge Guy.

— Ian
#261

Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum.

— Cameron [2015-05-01]
#260

He's doing a way too good a job protecting his butt.

— Cameron [2015-05-01]
#259

I discovered some delightful new ways to f*ck up.

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#258

This man's *ss is glowing.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#257

I would rather be lucky than good.

— Adam [2015-05-09]
#256

Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?

— Adam [2015-05-09]
#255

I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.

— Alex [2015-05-09]
#254

Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.

— Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
#253

I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#252

It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#251

Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time.

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#250

Move your molasses legs!

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#249

Let's <belch>!

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#247

They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.

— Paul [2015-04-15]