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#367
The moonbase just doesn't matter
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Adam
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#366
That *** branch scared the living *** out of me!
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Alex
[2015-06-19]
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#365
Atlas is just a sack of fur with organs.
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LeeLee
[2015-06-18]
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#364
I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face.
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Graham
[2015-06-18]
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#363
Oh hello, EVERYTHING
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Foxmar
[2015-06-18]
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#362
Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building.
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Graham
[2015-06-18]
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#360
Ha! Deal with it! Please don't deal with it, I really need you to not deal with it.
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Graham
[2015-06-18]
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#359
Have fun, luck good.
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Graham
[2015-06-18]
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#358
That's a Magic: The Gathering Card
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SGDoc
[2015-06-18]
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#357
I can brains...
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Graham
[2015-06-18]
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#356
If you say "I love trolling. Trolling is fun." you're going to get timed out, dumbass.
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James
[2015-06-18]
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#355
I'm not quotable.
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AdmiralMemo
[2015-06-18]
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#354
I'm in the normal rain now.
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James
[2015-06-18]
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#353
You are SOMEHOW alive...
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Alex
[2015-06-17]
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#352
That is the extent of what I do with Pringles: I only eat them.
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Graham
[2015-06-17]
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#351
I can't auto-drive on an elephant.
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Paul
[2015-06-17]
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#350
Thank you for subscribing... nobody...
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Paul
[2015-06-17]
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#349
Time for some head...
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Ian
[2015-06-16]
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#348
I'm bad at things.
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Ian
[2015-06-16]
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#347
What do you mean a 1-drop planeswalker?
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Alex
[2015-06-16]
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#346
I don't want my opponent to have... things...
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Graham
[2015-06-14]
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#345
Beej, you should just die.
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Ian
[2015-06-13]
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#344
You are so *** wet!
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Alex
[2015-06-12]
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#343
These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!
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Ian
[2015-06-12]
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#342
Come on! Give us some clothes!
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Alex
[2015-06-12]
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