Quotes

Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?

Be careful over there. That's our internet.

I have a bunch of dents in my forehead, and at least 2 of them I remember the stories behind.

I have literally decreased the cost of life.

Why does everybody keep coming on to me?

It's just like a warm toilet seat.

I'll leave it on the love nugget.

420 yoloswag I win the game!

You've killed Ian. — What a relief.

Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!

We vegetarians appreciate the fact that you don't resent us.

You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape.

There is an awful lot of torsos down here.

I didn't get to where I am in this game, i.e. making no progress ever, by being cautious.

I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so.

Could I just start injecting my thigh directly with vodka?

It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason.

A capacity to feel terror is really at the core of who I am.

I'm not very good at this game. But I will yell at it more than most people. So, I hope you are entertained.

If your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Pee in my cube!

I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons.

Nobody wants to poop in the dark.

He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out.