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#215
You look nice and also you don't look like you're gonna try to have sex with me. So… that's great.
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#214
I could probably use that Lewd Monacle.
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#213
That's right, not altogether unpleasing. That's me.
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#212
I think I feel like I understand it without the brain spore sacks.
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#211
You're not my mom! Wait… are you my mom? I always wanted to meet her.
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James
[2015-05-02]
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#210
F*ck my *ss with a rubber brush!
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Adam
[2015-05-02]
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#209
The Dutch! Again!
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Adam
[2007-07-14]
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#208
The Dutch!
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Adam
[2007-07-14]
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#207
Fortune favours the butt!
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Adam
[2015-05-02]
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#206
Can't we do that without you being turgid?
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#205
Telling somebody horrible information about their home planet is the best way to make friends.
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Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#204
Ignore me! — It's OK. I'm used to doing that. — Aww.
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Alex and Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#203
I never wanted this kind of a view of a clam before.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#202
We have the right to wear pants now.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#201
God, every time I look at the chat, I just, like, wander off into the forest.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#200
I'm f*cking vibrating, man!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#199
Anything different freaks me out at this point.
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#198
I don't like the creepy faced octopus.
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#197
What kind of monster are you? Are you Specimen 6?
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Graham,
to Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#196
Welcome, everyone… to me wordlessly sprinting through corridors.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#195
El spidro gigante!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#194
I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them.
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Alex,
singing
[2015-05-01]
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#193
I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#192
Wow, I just started speaking in tongues there, didn't I?
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#191
Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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