Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#150
I'm a cruel god.
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James
[2015-04-23]
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#149
This pile of meat is gushing all over me.
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Alex
[2015-04-21]
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#148
We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.
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AlexanderDitto
[2015-04-22]
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#147
I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.
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Alex
[2015-04-28]
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#146
Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?
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Alex
[2015-04-28]
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#145
I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.
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Beej
[2015-04-20]
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#144
Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!
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Paul
[2015-04-20]
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#143
Mucus is extremely motivating.
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Kathleen
[2015-04-20]
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#142
Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!
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Alex
[2014-12-09]
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#141
It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.
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Paul
[2015-04-06]
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#140
I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans.
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Alex
[2015-04-18]
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#139
Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.
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Cameron
[2015-04-14]
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#138
I've never been a squid.
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Alex
[2015-04-14]
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#137
There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.
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Lars
[2015-04-09]
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#136
Friends don't let friends play inverted.
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Lars
[2015-04-09]
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#135
Just use Vim!
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Cameron
[2015-04-05]
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#134
I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.
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Cameron
[2015-04-05]
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#133
I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.
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Cameron
[2015-04-05]
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#132
Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!
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Adam
[2015-04-12]
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#131
I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.
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Adam
[2015-04-12]
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#130
Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone.
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Adam
[2015-04-12]
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#129
Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet.
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Cameron
[2015-04-05]
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#128
You're allowed to read books for fun.
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Cameron
[2015-04-05]
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#127
I've never been inside a person before.
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Graham
[2015-04-16]
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#126
How many men die doing back flips into baby carriages? I mean, not metaphorically but literally.
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]