Quotes – LRRbot

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#291

I don't think I can chat and boss at the same time.

— Alex [2015-05-19]
#290

This is not a real Heather quote.

— Heather [2015-05-19]
#288

I can see my thingie going bigger.

— Paul [2015-05-18]
#287

Passed with flying colors... as in... the colors flew off.

— Paul [2015-05-18]
#286

Good luck Cam! - Get out.

— Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
#285

Usually people die when you rip their innards out. Usually.

— Cameron [2015-05-17]
#284

Never drink from an Erlenmeyer, dude. Shit's gross.

— Cameron [2015-05-17]
#283

I smell like if God rubbed his f**king armpit on my butthole

— Adam [2015-05-17]
#281

I don't remember saying that and that was just a few days ago.

— James [2015-05-17]
#279

!findquote dickbutt

— Trippzen [2015-05-16]
#278

You have to understand: I'm TERRIBLY white...

— Graham [2015-05-14]
#277

(humming)

— Honeywell
#276

Let's go blow up some iron!

— RebelliousUno [2015-05-14]
#275

If this is the Vatican, this makes so much more sense.

— Ian [2015-05-12]
#274

Everyone's coming back to life and it's terrible...

— Ian [2015-05-12]
#273

I am the prettiest lrrEFF ing princess and don't you forget about it.

— Cameron [2015-05-12]
#272

Even ghosts have innards.

— Cameron [2015-05-12]
#270

I have a large collection of boots.

— DeusParnel [2015-05-12]
#269

I cannot violence at the moment.

— Graham [2015-05-11]
#268

Go away, gravity.

— Paul [2015-05-11]
#267

Let's take the... Kirby... out of Christmas... wait what?

— Paul [2015-05-11]
#266

Kirby is like 80% face.

— DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
#265

Civility? That's for scrubs!

— Kathleen [2015-05-11]
#264

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

— Construction Equipment
#263

I want to blue-shell people in real life. Grrrrr...

— Kathleen [2015-05-11]