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  1. #150
    I'm a cruel god.
    — James [2015-04-23]
  2. #149
    This pile of meat is gushing all over me.
    — Alex [2015-04-21]
  3. #148
    We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.
    — AlexanderDitto [2015-04-22]
  4. #147
    I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.
    — Alex [2015-04-28]
  5. #146
    Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?
    — Alex [2015-04-28]
  6. #145
    I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.
    — Beej [2015-04-20]
  7. #144
    Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!
    — Paul [2015-04-20]
  8. #143
    Mucus is extremely motivating.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-20]
  9. #142
    Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!
    — Alex [2014-12-09]
  10. #141
    It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.
    — Paul [2015-04-06]
  11. #140
    I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans.
    — Alex [2015-04-18]
  12. #139
    Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.
    — Cameron [2015-04-14]
  13. #138
    I've never been a squid.
    — Alex [2015-04-14]
  14. #137
    There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.
    — Lars [2015-04-09]
  15. #136
    Friends don't let friends play inverted.
    — Lars [2015-04-09]
  16. #135
    Just use Vim!
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  17. #134
    I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  18. #133
    I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  19. #132
    Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  20. #131
    I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  21. #130
    Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone.
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  22. #129
    Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  23. #128
    You're allowed to read books for fun.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  24. #127
    I've never been inside a person before.
    — Graham [2015-04-16]
  25. #126
    How many men die doing back flips into baby carriages? I mean, not metaphorically but literally.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]