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#67

James loves butt stuff.

— Julie [2015-03-25]
#66

Beej is kind of like a metaphor… in that he is largely a simile. No, I don't know what that means, either.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]
#65

Frankly, it's a miracle he gets through anything without taking off his shirt.

— Cameron, about Beej [2015-03-25]
#64

Please don't stick MLP things in my butt, even if they're designed to go there.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]
#63

I need more knives; I f*cking love knives.

— Alex [2015-03-22]
#62

I just bent a piece of rebar in my anus. That's how hard I clenched.

— Adam [2015-03-22]
#61

Fear turns into erections.

— Adam [2015-03-22]
#60

I can't find your sweet butt spot.

— Alex [2015-03-22]
#59

Can you romance the elk?

— Alex [2015-03-26]
#58

We don't operate on guilt, but on cold, hard cash.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]
#57

I love being stun locked.

— Alex [2015-03-24]
#56

'Panda' is not a sexual orientation.

— Kathleen [2015-03-23]
#55

I think I'm a pretty reasonable cow.

— Graham [2015-03-23]
#54

We are such weird animals.

— Cameron [2015-02-26]
#53

I feel like Cameron's cutie mark should just be his own face looking terribly unimpressed.

— Julie [2015-02-26]
#52

The first thing you do to deal with eight inches of snow is that you only let it fall over the course of about six months. And then you just shovel it out of the way.

— Cameron [2015-02-26]
#51

When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper.

— Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
#50

Don't be vulgar, Chat!

— Cameron [2015-02-12]
#49

I'm *tumescent*. That's how excited I am.

— Cameron [2015-02-12]
#48

I don't quite like weaponizing my ability to make conversation.

— Cameron [2015-02-12]
#47

What are words? Nobody knows what words are. Least of all me. I tried looking into words once. Didn't take.

— Graham [2015-03-20]
#46

Our long national crisis is at an over.

— Graham [2015-03-20]
#45

Our usual Chat can be reasoned with.

— Graham [2015-03-20]
#44

I'm full of alcohol.

— Graham [2015-03-20]
#43

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to have enough time to tell James how bad he is at Minecraft.

— Paul [2015-03-18]