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  1. #8540
    And people say this is the wholesome stream." "DO they?
    — Ian and Heather [2023-05-21]
    Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8539
    The less said about nut milk on this stream, the better.
    — Ian [2023-05-21]
    Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8538
    Yeah, Magic players are idiots.
    — Wheeler [2023-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8537
    Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.
    — Cori [2023-05-15]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8536
    I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.
    — Ben [2023-05-15]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8535
    I am the villain.
    — Angel [2023-05-15]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8534
    I'm about to make some very poor decisions.
    — Beej [2023-05-13]
    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Bonus Stream
  8. #8533
    If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby.
    — Serge [2023-05-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8532
    I need 50 pounds of grubs.
    — Cori [2023-05-08]
    Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8531
    The score is, Heather wins.
    — Heather [2023-05-07]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8530
    He's a video game character, he's not gonna need all those organs.
    — Heather [2023-05-05]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #8529
    I called it!...other then the time I flip-flopped.
    — Cori [2023-05-05]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  13. #8528
    Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?
    — Adam [2023-05-04]
    Board Games on LRRMtG
  14. #8527
    It may look silly, but I once flashed a statue and it gave me treasure.
    — Cori [2023-05-03]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  15. #8526
    When you're on the train, you're on the train. To the train.
    — Ian [2023-04-29]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8525
    I'm not here to make optimal doughnut plays.
    — Bengineering [2023-04-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #8524
    Everyone wants a tasty face.
    — Nelson [2023-04-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8523
    Chat just wants the jizz.
    — Nelson [2023-04-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8522
    I am proud of my sins.
    — Alex [2023-04-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8521
    Leave room for Sputnik!
    — Cori [2023-04-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8520
    I could have Yoshi'd that [polar bear] real good.
    — Cori [2023-04-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8519
    How could not win the election with these draws?!
    — Nelson [2023-04-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Long Game
  23. #8518
    Gimme purple! I'm gonna go around the house looking for purple.
    — Cori [2023-04-20]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  24. #8517
    I've got my two badgers and that's all I need.
    — Serge [2023-04-18]
    Minecraft: Legends on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8516
    Paul: not really a jerk.
    — Heather [2023-04-17]
    Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream