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#8210

I'm not here to think. I'm here to lead people to spiritual enlightenment, and that's it.

— Serge [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8209

Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore.

— Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8208

Don't make me pray away your butts away again.

— Serge [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8207

Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!

— Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8206

I don't read the comments often, but I'll be reading the comments on this one!

— James [2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8205

Beej! Stop ruining art!

— Heather [2022-09-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8204

The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8203

oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8202

Wake up, new skins just dropped.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8201

Oh no why do they also love poop?

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8200

I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.

— Wheeler [2022-08-31]
Board Games on AFK
#8199

That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.

— Ben, to Adam [2022-08-30]
FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
#8198

Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?

— Cori [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
#8197

If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.

— Ben [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
#8196

Keep some slush for gas.

— Cori [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
#8195

I am essentially a toddler!

— Adam, as Oliver [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8194

What's your Dad Roll?

— Jacob [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8193

I trust Adam to wreak havoc.

— Cameron [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8192

With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.

— Heather [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8191

People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.

— Kathleen [2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8190

Being rowdy makes me itchy.

— Kathleen [2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8189

What are these pants?!

— Serge [2022-08-23]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8188

Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.

— Serge [2022-08-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8187

I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.

— Ian [2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#8186

I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.

— Ian [2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe