Quotes – LRRbot

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#8629

You have to come by and say at least egg.

— Wheeler [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8628

I have to go collect a child. Hope it's mine.

— Graham [2023-08-25]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8627

I'm the only party member with a tongue.

— Cori [2023-08-24]
None on The Long Game
#8626

We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.

— Serge [2023-08-19]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8625

Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.

— Ian [2023-08-17]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8624

There's nothing more excruciating than trying to put my mind into the mind of the common man.

— Ian [2023-08-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8623

How many ferrets could ride a horse?

— Paul [2023-08-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8622

Maybe you should wear some knife booties.

— Heather, to Ian [2023-08-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8621

I've talked enough.

— Ian [2023-08-13]
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#8620

We're not here for "productive" at the Rhythm Cafe.

— Heather [2023-08-13]
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#8619

Call me "8 Sausage" Yager.

— Serge [2023-08-12]
Escape from Tarkov on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8618

I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.

— James [2023-08-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8617

No one needs to curse James, James is there to curse James.

— Serge [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8616

A foreign trident is fine if the lightning is local.

— RebelliousUno [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8615

Have you tried datamining yet?

— Heather [2023-08-04]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8614

If you hear any babies crying, that's from your house chat.

— Nelson [2023-08-04]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8613

We're verbing it now?

— Adam [2023-07-28]
None on Play it Forward
#8612

It's a butt joke, over and over.

— Beej [2023-07-27]
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward
#8611

If I do one thing, it's marinate.

— Cameron [2023-07-24]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#8610

Everything I say sounds sinister.

— Angel [2023-07-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8609

I don't do that, I'm a rebel.

— Angel [2023-07-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8608

I don't remember which button was the slamming and destruction. They don't let me have it very often.

— Heather [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8607

Be the blimp that you want to see in the universe.

— Ian [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8606

Hide your horrible feet, people, each and every one of you.

— Ian [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8605

I’m not against it, but I also don’t reallllly care?

— Graham
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward