Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#8559
Noise-cancelling headphones: they don't stop the police.
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Cori
[2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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#8558
Play with the knobs because they are pretty colors and make fun noises.
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Wheeler
[2023-06-11]
Monster Train on Rhythm Cafe
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#8557
How do you shout-out a cat?
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PowrDragn
[2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8556
There's nothing in the rules about Gandalfing wrong.
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Serge
[2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8555
The rules are all fun and we're in charge.
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Serge
[2023-06-06]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
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#8554
Everybody knows dot com is the real internet.
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Cori
[2023-06-05]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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#8553
Don't call the Rhythm Fire Department!
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Ian
[2023-06-04]
LOUD: My Road to Fame on Rhythm Cafe
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#8552
Beej didn't tell you anything.
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Beej
[2023-06-04]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
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#8551
We do whatever we want here.
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James
[2023-05-31]
Poker on AFK
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#8550
Breaking your legs is not dying.
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James
[2023-05-30]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
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#8549
Real-world physics is such a downer.
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Paul
[2023-05-29]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
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#8548
Palms are free real estate.
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Az
[2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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#8547
Do not waste katana!
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Cori
[2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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#8546
My parents instilled in me an unnecessary sense of responsibility.
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Ian
[2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
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#8545
Who's better at destroying evidence? Let's find out!
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Heather
[2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
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#8544
My manners compel me to say "thank you", but be aware I don't mean it.
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Ian
[2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#8543
You seem like a man who likes to lick things.
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Bengineering,
to Beej
[2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#8542
Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?
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Alex
[2023-05-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#8541
Horse club: we live with our choices.
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Carrie
[2023-05-22]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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#8540
And people say this is the wholesome stream." "DO they?
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Ian and Heather
[2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
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#8539
The less said about nut milk on this stream, the better.
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Ian
[2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
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#8538
Yeah, Magic players are idiots.
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Wheeler
[2023-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8537
Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.
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Cori
[2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
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#8536
I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.
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Ben
[2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
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#8535
I am the villain.
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Angel
[2023-05-15]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
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