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  1. #8376
    I'm only gonna pet you with one hand, deal with it.
    — Angel [2022-11-21]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #8375
    This is the ball of a champion.
    — Erika [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #8374
    It's nice that there's committees.
    — Beej [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #8373
    I believe in Beej's gut more than his lying face.
    — Paul [2022-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #8372
    All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone.
    — Jordan [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #8371
    Do we wanna give away some shifty wood?
    — Graham [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #8370
    Don't you put it in your lungs.
    — Julie, singing [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #8369
    Corn. Train. Different thing.
    — Jacob [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #8368
    We can fit so many people in this Beej.
    — Erika [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #8367
    I like what I like and I don't care what you think.
    — Jacob [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #8366
    There are two genders: whale and chipmunk.
    — Cori [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #8365
    What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?
    — Beej [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #8364
    I will face aging and walk backwards into dinosaurs.
    — Beej [2022-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #8363
    It's full of tinier crabs!
    — Graham [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #8362
    History is written by the VST.
    — Ian [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #8361
    Disconcerting: The Julie Experience.
    — Kathleen [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #8360
    Pink could never lie to me.
    — James [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #8359
    Cat! Cat! Coffee.
    — Carrie [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #8358
    Geese are raptors of the bird world.
    — Molly [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #8357
    Hey everyone! I'm a deep-fried meme!
    — Beej [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #8356
    You can have two mouths in your nose.
    — Paul [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #8355
    The tongue is the nose of the mouth.
    — Beej [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #8354
    Please, reintegrate the derivative of milk.
    — Ian [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #8353
    I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!
    — Ben [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #8352
    What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?
    — Max [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope