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#8376

I'm only gonna pet you with one hand, deal with it.

— Angel [2022-11-21]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8375

This is the ball of a champion.

— Erika [2022-11-19]
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#8374

It's nice that there's committees.

— Beej [2022-11-19]
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#8373

I believe in Beej's gut more than his lying face.

— Paul [2022-11-19]
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#8372

All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone.

— Jordan [2022-11-18]
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#8371

Do we wanna give away some shifty wood?

— Graham [2022-11-18]
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#8370

Don't you put it in your lungs.

— Julie, singing [2022-11-18]
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#8369

Corn. Train. Different thing.

— Jacob [2022-11-18]
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#8368

We can fit so many people in this Beej.

— Erika [2022-11-18]
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#8367

I like what I like and I don't care what you think.

— Jacob [2022-11-18]
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#8366

There are two genders: whale and chipmunk.

— Cori [2022-11-18]
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#8365

What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?

— Beej [2022-11-18]
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#8364

I will face aging and walk backwards into dinosaurs.

— Beej [2022-11-18]
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#8363

It's full of tinier crabs!

— Graham [2022-11-17]
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#8362

History is written by the VST.

— Ian [2022-11-17]
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#8361

Disconcerting: The Julie Experience.

— Kathleen [2022-11-17]
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#8360

Pink could never lie to me.

— James [2022-11-17]
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#8359

Cat! Cat! Coffee.

— Carrie [2022-11-17]
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#8358

Geese are raptors of the bird world.

— Molly [2022-11-17]
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#8357

Hey everyone! I'm a deep-fried meme!

— Beej [2022-11-17]
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#8356

You can have two mouths in your nose.

— Paul [2022-11-17]
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#8355

The tongue is the nose of the mouth.

— Beej [2022-11-17]
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#8354

Please, reintegrate the derivative of milk.

— Ian [2022-11-16]
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#8353

I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!

— Ben [2022-11-16]
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#8352

What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?

— Max [2022-11-16]
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