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  1. #8454
    Nobody wants to give me their hat.
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8453
    What does anyone get out of learning driving?
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8452
    One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed.
    — Graham [2023-02-01]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  4. #8451
    Why do I always die to anime?
    — James [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8450
    You know, not *every* circumstance requires bim bam boom.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8449
    That's a single-seater pig.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8448
    It's not collusion if my advice is bad.
    — Wheeler [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #8447
    Don't make fun of me when I'm eating cookie.
    — Serge [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #8446
    I can't miss a chance to go against what Serge wants.
    — Bengineering [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #8445
    Why does this plane have teeth!?
    — Multiple People [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #8444
    I'm also okay with becoming a Rat King.
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #8443
    LoadingReadyOne
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #8442
    Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank.
    — Graham [2023-01-25]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  14. #8441
    It feels like my darkness is just darker.
    — Serge [2023-01-24]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8440
    I'm gonna eat this briefcase full of health.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8439
    This is the cursed sheep area. Don't put sheep here.
    — Nelson [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8438
    Yeah the weapon you just get, I think it has a cool turndown.
    — Serge [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8437
    Some of us are playing to win; some of us are playing for the highlight reel.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8436
    Everyone's got six worms.
    — Graham [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8435
    Don't listen to Ian; that's always the moral of the story.
    — Heather [2023-01-22]
    Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8434
    Sleep surprises me when I give up.
    — Heather [2023-01-22]
    Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8433
    Everything I know is second-hand from Beej. Everything.
    — Serge [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8432
    Some great suggestions from chat. Most of which are wrong.
    — Graham [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8431
    Quick, back into the cloaca!
    — Graham [2023-01-20]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  25. #8430
    "Knowing trivia is great." "Knowing useful things is probably better."
    — Beej and Paul [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams