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  1. #8355
    The tongue is the nose of the mouth.
    — Beej [2022-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #8354
    Please, reintegrate the derivative of milk.
    — Ian [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #8353
    I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!
    — Ben [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #8352
    What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?
    — Max [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #8351
    I don't form memories during Desert Bus.
    — Cameron [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #8350
    They're so cool. They have little things floating in them.
    — Kathleen [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #8349
    Why do you like talking into a microphone? It's weird!
    — Serge [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #8348
    If you liked what you saw... money.
    — Cori [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #8347
    What does he have to scream about? He has a 3D printer.
    — Beej, referring to Ian [2022-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #8346
    I get very egg.
    — Graham [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #8345
    Don't touch another wizard's wizard stick.
    — Graham [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #8344
    Just chow down on some gold.
    — Jordan [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #8343
    Belgium is just la petite France
    — Ian [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #8342
    I'm sorry, I'm bringing my American moose logic into this.
    — Mikey Neumann [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #8341
    Please, just do the thing that's physically possible.
    — Cori [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #8340
    You heard it here first, Beej does not consider esports to be real sports.
    — Paul [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #8339
    Good work on the detritus. Very visceral.
    — Cori [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #8338
    Not everybody learns things in school.
    — Beej [2022-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #8337
    This evening's mostly about texture.
    — Graham [2022-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #8336
    I would hope the rat king has rabies.
    — Graham [2022-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #8335
    eeehehehheheeh.... lootboxes.
    — Jacob [2022-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #8334
    The most important thing as a streamer is to take the best jokes and take credit for them.
    — Serge [2022-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #8333
    I feel like any story you tell could just end in an itemized receipt.
    — Cori, to Beej [2022-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #8332
    There are still some difficulties involving clothing.
    — Andrew, referring to Beej [2022-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #8331
    Everything is fine, everyone is alive, and fully clothed.
    — Matt [2022-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope