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  1. #8287
    We're not really here for points, we're here for horror.
    — Heather [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8286
    Ian, your pumpkin is wrong.
    — Heather [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8285
    I am good at puzzles made for children.
    — Nelson [2022-10-19]
    Tunic on Play it Forward
  4. #8284
    I would like to be in a world that isn't broken.
    — Serge [2022-10-18]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  5. #8283
    The fastest way out of any location is murder.
    — Nelson [2022-10-17]
    Tunic on Play it Forward
  6. #8282
    OK I'm too cute.
    — Nelson [2022-10-17]
    Tunic on Play it Forward
  7. #8281
    We get weird.
    — Heather [2022-10-16]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  8. #8280
    Heather was correct.
    — Jacob [2022-10-16]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  9. #8279
    Every part of the sandwich is a mystery.
    — Paul [2022-10-07]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #8278
    Put me in the ocean!
    — Cori [2022-10-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8277
    Circles are just holes you haven't fallen down yet.
    — James [2022-10-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8276
    Remember, chat, there is breath play in this game.
    — Ian [2022-10-09]
    Trombone Champ on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8275
    The slippery snake of knowledge is coming for you.
    — Heather [2022-10-09]
    Trombone Champ on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8274
    I regret nothing!
    — Jacob [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  15. #8273
    Heather will propose fire.
    — Heather [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  16. #8272
    Some days you're the meteor and some days you're the dinosaur.
    — Adam [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  17. #8271
    I heard there was a secret poop that David found.
    — Cameron [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  18. #8270
    It's Halloween the 9th.
    — Jacob [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  19. #8269
    Alright twinks -- mount up.
    — Wheeler [2022-10-08]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8268
    Is there a difference between "playable" and "you will play it"?
    — Paul [2022-10-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #8267
    Eggs and nuts. S'great. Gets my seal of approval.
    — Wheeler [2022-10-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8266
    Fences are a sideways ladder.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8265
    There's no weird place to put a farm.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8264
    We soupy bougie!
    — James [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8263
    I'm THIS close to pulling out the guillotine again.
    — Ian [2022-10-03]
    Gundam Evolution on Crossing the Streams

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