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  1. #8262
    Okay, that was less screaming than I expected.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  2. #8261
    I just need to make more noises.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  3. #8260
    That sucks, that sucks so bad, it's lovely.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  4. #8259
    I want chaos!!!
    — Adam [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #8258
    Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp.
    — Adam [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #8257
    Just because it's not going your way doesn't mean we didn't playtest!
    — Mark Rosewater [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #8256
    How many clean clown jokes do we know?
    — Kathleen [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #8255
    No! My boat! My boat is bleeding!
    — Wheeler [2022-10-01]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
  9. #8254
    It's gold! That's how you know it's good!
    — Wheeler [2022-10-01]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
  10. #8253
    You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin.
    — Heather [2022-10-01]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  11. #8252
    I'm constantly pissing off witches.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8251
    Even is clearly better then odd.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8250
    If we're anything here at Can't Draw Horses Club, it's not a lot.
    — Cori [2022-09-26]
    Music on Play it Forward
  14. #8249
    Your gut's an asshole!
    — Jacob, to Adam [2022-09-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  15. #8248
    Anything can be a weapon if you roll well enough.
    — Heather [2022-09-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  16. #8247
    Can a sandwich tell the future?
    — Paul [2022-09-24]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #8246
    Oh, that's going to happen isn't it. I'm still going to be working on Twitch when I'm 80.
    — Ian [2022-09-24]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #8245
    Nobody remembers what Ian says.
    — Heather [2022-09-23]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #8244
    All the funniest jokes can be found in books.
    — Paul [2022-09-23]
    Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
  20. #8243
    We're not here to win - we're here to complete all three quests in one go.
    — James [2022-09-22]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #8242
    This might be were the chicken poop comes in.
    — Paul [2022-09-21]
    Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
  22. #8241
    Maybe if I use a hint, I'll learn what feathers look like.
    — Cori [2022-09-20]
    Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe on Talking Simulator
  23. #8240
    Don't use the passive voice on me.
    — Serge [2022-09-20]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8239
    I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello.
    — Cori [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  25. #8238
    You can't be riding bareback in space.
    — Molly Lewis [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward

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