Quotes – LRRbot

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#8434

Sleep surprises me when I give up.

— Heather [2023-01-22]
Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
#8433

Everything I know is second-hand from Beej. Everything.

— Serge [2023-01-21]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8432

Some great suggestions from chat. Most of which are wrong.

— Graham [2023-01-21]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8431

Quick, back into the cloaca!

— Graham [2023-01-20]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8430

"Knowing trivia is great." "Knowing useful things is probably better."

— Beej and Paul [2023-01-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8429

Oh the mint possibilities.

— Ian [2023-01-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8428

Why is this a tattoo of Grimace getting shot through the chest while shitting?

— Ian [2023-01-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8427

I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I am going to say I wish we weren't talking about this.

— Nelson [2023-01-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8426

You peaked too early, Hosk!

— Cori [2023-01-16]
Art on Play it Forward
#8425

Chat loves all abominations against God equally.

— Az, quoting beowuuf [2023-01-16]
Art on Play it Forward
#8424

What's more masculine than width?

— cori [2023-01-16]
Art on Play it Forward
#8423

I got your skin!

— Graham [2023-01-16]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8422

Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?

— Paul [2023-01-09]
Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
#8421

Oh no, my ring!

— Ian [2023-01-09]
Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
#8420

It wasn't a mistake, because I didn't know what I was doing.

— Cori [2023-01-09]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8419

We embrace our mistakes here at horse court.

— Cori [2023-01-09]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8418

I did not push the buttons. I am not arrestable.

— Heather [2023-01-08]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8417

No!..wait we're improv people, yes and fuck that!

— Bengineering [2023-01-03]
None on AFK
#8416

I had a lot to say about stuff that probably wasn't that valuable.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8415

I can put my face wherever I want.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8414

I love tumblr.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8413

Do I lose 'cause I questioned you?

— Serge, to Wheeler [2022-12-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8412

Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!

— Wheeler [2022-12-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8411

All the animals are in hell now!

— James, laughing [2022-12-27]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#8410

They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.

— James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream