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  1. #8136
    We need to be either cringe or filthy.
    — Nelson [2022-07-13]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8135
    Jo is S-tier.
    — Serge [2022-07-12]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8134
    I've seen worse things done with my DNA.
    — James [2022-07-12]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8133
    Confidence does not mean correctness.
    — Serge [2022-07-11]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8132
    Maybe I don't know the value of my own feet.
    — Serge [2022-07-11]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8131
    The metaverse is sweaty from the neck up.
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8130
    Do you ever just look at your hands and wonder why they do that?
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8129
    I never knew it was possible to do an upskirt from the top.
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8128
    I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!
    — Adam [2022-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #8127
    Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!
    — Ben [2022-07-04]
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8126
    The crotch area, one of the big problem spots.
    — Cori [2022-07-04]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8125
    They found a way to make the Apocalypse fuckable.
    — Wheeler [2022-07-03]
    Shadowverse on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8124
    That said, if greed is on the table..." "You're all for greed, huh?
    — Wheeler and Taalia [2022-07-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #8123
    Out of respect, the pants will stay on.
    — Beej [2022-06-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #8122
    I'm on the Internet, I have brain worms.
    — Ian [2022-06-27]
    Drink More Glurp on Watch and Play
  16. #8121
    It's the philosophical idea of tasting a candle.
    — Ian [2022-06-26]
    Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Watch and Play
  17. #8120
    My mind is always empty, that's my secret.
    — Ian [2022-06-25]
    Special Events on Watch and Play
  18. #8119
    Thicker! Thicker! More viscous!
    — Beej [2022-06-24]
    Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
  19. #8118
    I've lit enough things on fire that everyone's allowed one.
    — Ian, on swearing on TTSF [2022-06-23]
    Makers & Crafting on Watch and Play
  20. #8117
    The pig is not ignoring you James, it's actively gaming.
    — Serge [2022-06-21]
    Minecraft on Watch and Play
  21. #8116
    I want to make the robot's balls drop.
    — Ian [2022-06-20]
    Power Stone 2 on Watch and Play
  22. #8115
    This is a perfectly normal stream with perfectly normal guests and conversations.
    — Angel [2022-06-20]
    Art on Watch and Play
  23. #8114
    'Did you read the thing in chat?' 'No (reads chat) Never again!'
    — Az and Cori [2022-06-20]
    Art on Watch and Play
  24. #8113
    On the one hand, sorry. On the other hand, good grief.
    — Graham [2022-06-19]
  25. #8112
    Confidence is doing things you aren't qualified for.
    — Ian [2022-06-19]
    Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Mega Mix on Watch and Play