Quotes – LRRbot

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#8221

In my defence, Beej beat James to death.

— Serge [2022-09-10]
Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
#8220

I've never heard of hubris, all I do is win.

— Serge [2022-09-10]
Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
#8219

That's what I said, and that's what we're sticking with.

— Graham [2022-09-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8218

Stop digging holes in my base!

— Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8217

I can hear the collective screams of every mod in our Twitch chat.

— Bengineering [2022-09-05]
IRL on Rhythm Cafe
#8216

Socks are a means to constrain us!

— Cori [2022-09-05]
IRL on Rhythm Cafe
#8215

Vampires do not poop; we have discussed this *several* times.

— Heather [2022-09-05]
IRL on Rhythm Cafe
#8214

I'm just going until you get annoyed with me.

— Az [2022-09-05]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8213

I don't come to your house and tell you not to stand in the danger puddles.

— Cori [2022-09-04]
Across the Obelisk on Rhythm Cafe
#8212

Hokaaaderagh defhasiba haparum hiyurn! Ayhahmmm mmm mmmmm! ...Yeah, try quote that one, chat.

— Ian [2022-09-04]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#8211

I appreciate the scared, run-into-a-hole action that you chose.

— Heather, to Ian [2022-09-04]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#8210

I'm not here to think. I'm here to lead people to spiritual enlightenment, and that's it.

— Serge [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8209

Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore.

— Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8208

Don't make me pray away your butts away again.

— Serge [2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8207

Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!

— Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8206

I don't read the comments often, but I'll be reading the comments on this one!

— James [2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8205

Beej! Stop ruining art!

— Heather [2022-09-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8204

The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8203

oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8202

Wake up, new skins just dropped.

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8201

Oh no why do they also love poop?

— Serge [2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8200

I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.

— Wheeler [2022-08-31]
Board Games on AFK
#8199

That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.

— Ben, to Adam [2022-08-30]
FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
#8198

Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?

— Cori [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
#8197

If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.

— Ben [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams