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  1. #8111
    You can read a lot of words and be real dumb.
    — Beej [2022-06-18]
    Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
  2. #8110
    Why did you dodge into his mouth?
    — Beej [2022-06-17]
    Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
  3. #8109
    Sometimes complete garbage is fine.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-06-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8108
    People used to write poems about this stuff.
    — James, on punching grass [2022-06-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8107
    I'm too beautiful to live! I mean die!
    — Cori [2022-06-13]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8106
    You're thinking about the can stuff. The cans that are *supposed* to bulge.
    — Cori [2022-06-13]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8105
    Here's this week's dystopian sentence: Rain is only available to paying BETA customers.
    — Ian [2022-06-12]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  8. #8104
    I've been surrounded by myself my entire lifetime.
    — Cori [2022-06-12]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  9. #8103
    Oddly enough, skin can't stop fires.
    — Cori [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  10. #8102
    "Did you just get jumpscared by an HTML element?" "Yes, yes I did."
    — Cori and Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  11. #8101
    Don't show me the inside of walls!...unless you mean it game.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  12. #8100
    Get your butt touched by Derek!
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  13. #8099
    Buses are tangible this year.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  14. #8098
    Nightwatch is impenetrable.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  15. #8097
    I'm in bathroom mode again.
    — Beej [2022-06-10]
    Metroid: Other M on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #8096
    None of the baby remained on me.
    — Samus [2022-06-09]
    Metroid: Other M on Let's NOPE
  17. #8095
    My brother in Torm, this is commanderless behaviour.
    — Cameron, Baldur's Gate Draft [2022-06-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  18. #8094
    I'm seeing sophisticated bog physics here.
    — Kathleen [2022-06-09]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  19. #8093
    Maybe I *shouldn't* ask chat questions...
    — Cori [2022-06-06]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8092
    If you are gonna put it on the internet, charge extra for it.
    — Ian [2022-06-05]
    Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8091
    Pokemon is a polytheistic religion.
    — Beej [2022-06-03]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #8090
    That's a good Idea Cori.
    — Cori [2022-06-03]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  23. #8089
    They clap with their teeth!
    — Ben [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  24. #8088
    All of our lives are enriched having talked to the octopus.
    — Adam [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  25. #8087
    How many weird quotes can I have?
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe

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