Quotes – LRRbot

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#8196

Keep some slush for gas.

— Cori [2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
#8195

I am essentially a toddler!

— Adam, as Oliver [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8194

What's your Dad Roll?

— Jacob [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8193

I trust Adam to wreak havoc.

— Cameron [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8192

With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.

— Heather [2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8191

People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.

— Kathleen [2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8190

Being rowdy makes me itchy.

— Kathleen [2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8189

What are these pants?!

— Serge [2022-08-23]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8188

Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.

— Serge [2022-08-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8187

I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.

— Ian [2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#8186

I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.

— Ian [2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#8185

We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.

— Jacob [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8184

What happens when we go away?

— Jacob, contemplatively [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8183

Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks.

— Cameron [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8182

Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?

— Adam [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8181

Cam's always making us figure out our lives, it's the worst.

— James [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8180

A very tight game, between places two to six.

— Cori, in first place [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8179

Egg? Egg?

— Adam [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8178

I will handle the egg.

— James [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8177

Everyone loves an underdog, and a sports injury.

— Cori [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8176

"Alright! Let's tie you up!"

— James, LRR Summer Games 2022 [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8175

We call that a jiggle peak." "Is that what we call that?

— Serge and Beej [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8174

Never reflesh your fluids.

— Ian [2022-08-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8173

That's great, Beej. Just secrete a bit more of your mucus.

— Nelson [2022-08-15]
None on LRRMtG
#8172

I have relied on Beej for meme fact checks for years.

— Ian [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG