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  1. #8237
    Come on down to our noiseaporium.
    — Molly [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  2. #8236
    I don't always get to play things but when I do, they're cats.
    — Kathleen, EDSC [2022-09-19]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #8235
    I'm fucking fantastic fun.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  4. #8234
    People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!
    — Jacob [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  5. #8233
    You're gonna run out of magic forgetty juice at some point.
    — Cori [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  6. #8232
    I'll just start yelling words you don't like.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  7. #8231
    'Lets pretend.' 'As we often do.'
    — Heather and Ian [2022-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  8. #8230
    Let's buy a backup Paul.
    — Serge [2022-09-16]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #8229
    Come for the Minecraft, stay for the dunks on capitalism!
    — Serge [2022-09-13]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8227
    Topographically, a donut is the same as a human being.
    — Cori [2022-09-12]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8226
    I shouldn't have looked!
    — Angel [2022-09-12]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8225
    Live like a noodle! Be the noodle!
    — Heather [2022-09-11]
    Everyday♪ Today’s MENU for EMIYA Family on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8224
    The ocean's full of liquid nightmares.
    — Jacob [2022-09-11]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  14. #8223
    I'm also very handsome and modest. Thank you.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  15. #8222
    You do not want the gods to notice you. Trust me. Trust me.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  16. #8221
    In my defence, Beej beat James to death.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  17. #8220
    I've never heard of hubris, all I do is win.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  18. #8219
    That's what I said, and that's what we're sticking with.
    — Graham [2022-09-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #8218
    Stop digging holes in my base!
    — Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8217
    I can hear the collective screams of every mod in our Twitch chat.
    — Bengineering [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8216
    Socks are a means to constrain us!
    — Cori [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8215
    Vampires do not poop; we have discussed this *several* times.
    — Heather [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8214
    I'm just going until you get annoyed with me.
    — Az [2022-09-05]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8213
    I don't come to your house and tell you not to stand in the danger puddles.
    — Cori [2022-09-04]
    Across the Obelisk on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8212
    Hokaaaderagh defhasiba haparum hiyurn! Ayhahmmm mmm mmmmm! ...Yeah, try quote that one, chat.
    — Ian [2022-09-04]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe