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  1. #8424
    What's more masculine than width?
    — cori [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  2. #8423
    I got your skin!
    — Graham [2023-01-16]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  3. #8422
    Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?
    — Paul [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8421
    Oh no, my ring!
    — Ian [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8420
    It wasn't a mistake, because I didn't know what I was doing.
    — Cori [2023-01-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #8419
    We embrace our mistakes here at horse court.
    — Cori [2023-01-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8418
    I did not push the buttons. I am not arrestable.
    — Heather [2023-01-08]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8417
    No!..wait we're improv people, yes and fuck that!
    — Bengineering [2023-01-03]
    None on AFK
  9. #8416
    I had a lot to say about stuff that probably wasn't that valuable.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  10. #8415
    I can put my face wherever I want.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  11. #8414
    I love tumblr.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  12. #8413
    Do I lose 'cause I questioned you?
    — Serge, to Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8412
    Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!
    — Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8411
    All the animals are in hell now!
    — James, laughing [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  15. #8410
    They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.
    — James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  16. #8409
    Assume a spherical Viking.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  17. #8408
    I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?
    — Matt [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  18. #8407
    It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  19. #8406
    Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss.
    — Graham [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  20. #8405
    This is your last tingly juice.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  21. #8404
    I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  22. #8403
    Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  23. #8402
    Obviously you got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.
    — Paul [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  24. #8401
    I will eat seasonally-appropriate egg.
    — Beej [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  25. #8400
    Would you like to try something experimental?
    — Ian, to Cori [2022-12-22]
    Food & Drink on LRRMtG