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  1. #8165
    Now Graham can use his own face in chat.
    — Cori [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  2. #8164
    You heard it, it's pee clock time!
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  3. #8163
    You don't want to start a war with me.
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  4. #8162
    I just made a fart noise with my hand, accidently, enjoy.
    — Jacob [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  5. #8161
    All forms of fangs are valid.
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    None on LRRMtG
  6. #8160
    James is the best vault hunter I've ever met.
    — Serge [2022-08-09]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8159
    I'm always lucky.
    — James, moments before rolling the worst possible outcome. [2022-08-09]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8158
    Steam trains come from the moon.
    — Ian [2022-08-07]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8157
    What else are coins if not... life?
    — Graham [2022-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #8156
    The problem is you, James!
    — Serge [2022-08-02]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8155
    They're wrong.
    — Serge, on chat [2022-08-02]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8154
    We'll burger you the rest of the way.
    — Serge [2022-08-02]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8153
    You broke the cops!
    — Ben [2022-08-01]
    MultiVersus on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8152
    Everything we do is on purpose, whether we do it on purpose or not.
    — Heather [2022-07-31]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8151
    Paul, give 'em the dick!
    — Bengineering [2022-07-30]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8150
    Can I swap seats with someone...?" "Absolutely not.
    — Kathleen and Cam, avoiding eye contact with Beej
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8149
    And because it's live, stuff happens.
    — Paul [2022-07-30]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8148
    That's just good video game advice: if you can steal it, do it.
    — Paul [2022-07-27]
    Stray on Play it Forward
  19. #8147
    I've never counted a day in my life.
    — Serge [2022-07-26]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  20. #8146
    There's a good 30% chance I'm gonna sleep in that box tonight.
    — James [2022-07-26]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  21. #8145
    I'm innocent.
    — Cori [2022-07-25]
    Art on Play it Forward
  22. #8144
    On this channel, the only person who does any carrying is Heather.
    — Ian [2022-07-24]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8143
    Why aren't you going into my dank?
    — RebelliousUno [2022-07-19]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8142
    Choose Jan Nathan
    — Serge [2022-07-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8141
    Can we pump out the feculence and unleash the monkeys on it?
    — Featherweight [2022-07-18]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe

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