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  1. #8242
    This might be were the chicken poop comes in.
    — Paul [2022-09-21]
    Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
  2. #8241
    Maybe if I use a hint, I'll learn what feathers look like.
    — Cori [2022-09-20]
    Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe on Talking Simulator
  3. #8240
    Don't use the passive voice on me.
    — Serge [2022-09-20]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8239
    I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello.
    — Cori [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  5. #8238
    You can't be riding bareback in space.
    — Molly Lewis [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  6. #8237
    Come on down to our noiseaporium.
    — Molly [2022-09-19]
    Music on Play it Forward
  7. #8236
    I don't always get to play things but when I do, they're cats.
    — Kathleen, EDSC [2022-09-19]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #8235
    I'm fucking fantastic fun.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  9. #8234
    People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!
    — Jacob [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  10. #8233
    You're gonna run out of magic forgetty juice at some point.
    — Cori [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  11. #8232
    I'll just start yelling words you don't like.
    — Heather [2022-09-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  12. #8231
    'Lets pretend.' 'As we often do.'
    — Heather and Ian [2022-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  13. #8230
    Let's buy a backup Paul.
    — Serge [2022-09-16]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #8229
    Come for the Minecraft, stay for the dunks on capitalism!
    — Serge [2022-09-13]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8227
    Topographically, a donut is the same as a human being.
    — Cori [2022-09-12]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #8226
    I shouldn't have looked!
    — Angel [2022-09-12]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8225
    Live like a noodle! Be the noodle!
    — Heather [2022-09-11]
    Everyday♪ Today’s MENU for EMIYA Family on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8224
    The ocean's full of liquid nightmares.
    — Jacob [2022-09-11]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  19. #8223
    I'm also very handsome and modest. Thank you.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  20. #8222
    You do not want the gods to notice you. Trust me. Trust me.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  21. #8221
    In my defence, Beej beat James to death.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  22. #8220
    I've never heard of hubris, all I do is win.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  23. #8219
    That's what I said, and that's what we're sticking with.
    — Graham [2022-09-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #8218
    Stop digging holes in my base!
    — Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8217
    I can hear the collective screams of every mod in our Twitch chat.
    — Bengineering [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe