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  1. #8402
    Obviously you got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.
    — Paul [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  2. #8401
    I will eat seasonally-appropriate egg.
    — Beej [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  3. #8400
    Would you like to try something experimental?
    — Ian, to Cori [2022-12-22]
    Food & Drink on LRRMtG
  4. #8399
    I don't care about anything except for balls. Nobody take that out of context.
    — James [2022-12-21]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  5. #8398
    'Boats have feelings James.' 'Then they should feel bad.'
    — Serge and James [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #8397
    I'm doing very good, everyone should applaud me.
    — Serge [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8396
    It's the thing that scares me most.
    — Cori, On words [2022-12-19]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8395
    It definitely has good bones, but we need more skins.
    — Heather [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8394
    If it's in Sharpie, it's law.
    — Ian [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8393
    Stop being thirsty! Drink a chicken!
    — Cori [2022-12-14]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  11. #8392
    Foiled by legs AGAIN!
    — Cori [2022-12-13]
    Heavenly Bodies on Talking Simulator
  12. #8391
    I get told no a lot.
    — Ian [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8390
    The bones of it are mostly there.
    — Heather [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8389
    Who is that happy? and why?
    — Ben Soileau [2022-12-09]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  15. #8388
    There's one thing you're not supposed to do and we're gonna do that.
    — Cori [2022-12-07]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  16. #8387
    In my defence I was left unsupervised.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-12-06]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8386
    Should we just put the trombone into this?
    — Nelson [2022-12-05]
    Music on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8385
    How do I make it noon? How do I make it noon?!
    — Heather [2022-12-04]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8384
    We're going to be wandering around with an oddly smooth Mozart.
    — Ian [2022-12-04]
    Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8383
    It's not in my job description to validate Serge.
    — James [2022-11-29]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8382
    There's no time to figure out buttons, Heather's on a warpath.
    — Ben [2022-11-28]
    Fantasy Strike on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8381
    We're not planning to do any crimes today.
    — Cori [2022-11-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8380
    That's some good veinage on that frog fist.
    — Ian [2022-11-27]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8379
    Open your nozzle! Become open for me!
    — Ian [2022-11-24]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  25. #8378
    Oh god, what did I just do? There was a button. I pressed it. We're never doing that again.
    — Cameron [2022-11-22]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator