Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#8211
I appreciate the scared, run-into-a-hole action that you chose.
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Heather, to Ian
[2022-09-04]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
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#8210
I'm not here to think. I'm here to lead people to spiritual enlightenment, and that's it.
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Serge
[2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8209
Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore.
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Julie,
taunting Serge from chat
[2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8208
Don't make me pray away your butts away again.
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Serge
[2022-09-03]
Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8207
Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!
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Serge,
imitating Ian
[2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8206
I don't read the comments often, but I'll be reading the comments on this one!
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James
[2022-09-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8205
Beej! Stop ruining art!
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Heather
[2022-09-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
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#8204
The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.
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Serge
[2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8203
oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.
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Serge
[2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8202
Wake up, new skins just dropped.
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Serge
[2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8201
Oh no why do they also love poop?
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Serge
[2022-09-02]
Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8200
I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.
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Wheeler
[2022-08-31]
Board Games on AFK
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#8199
That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.
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Ben,
to Adam
[2022-08-30]
FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
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#8198
Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?
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Cori
[2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
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#8197
If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.
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Ben
[2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
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#8196
Keep some slush for gas.
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Cori
[2022-08-29]
Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
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#8195
I am essentially a toddler!
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Adam, as Oliver
[2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
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#8194
What's your Dad Roll?
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Jacob
[2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
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#8193
I trust Adam to wreak havoc.
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Cameron
[2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
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#8192
With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.
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Heather
[2022-08-28]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
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#8191
People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.
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Kathleen
[2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8190
Being rowdy makes me itchy.
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Kathleen
[2022-08-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8189
What are these pants?!
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Serge
[2022-08-23]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
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#8188
Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.
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Serge
[2022-08-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
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#8187
I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.
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Ian
[2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
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