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#8171

So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands.

— Nelly [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8170

Why are my legs doing this?

— Beej [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8169

Carcinization comes for us all.

— Graham [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8168

Now we're running with both feet at the same time.

— Nelson [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8167

We have activated Super Thanks.

— Graham [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8166

The gold is found *inside* the Rumplestiltskin.

— Ian [2022-08-14]
Touhou Spell Bubble on LRRMtG
#8165

Now Graham can use his own face in chat.

— Cori [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8164

You heard it, it's pee clock time!

— Heather [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8163

You don't want to start a war with me.

— Heather [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8162

I just made a fart noise with my hand, accidently, enjoy.

— Jacob [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8161

All forms of fangs are valid.

— Heather [2022-08-14]
None on LRRMtG
#8160

James is the best vault hunter I've ever met.

— Serge [2022-08-09]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8159

I'm always lucky.

— James, moments before rolling the worst possible outcome. [2022-08-09]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8158

Steam trains come from the moon.

— Ian [2022-08-07]
Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
#8157

What else are coins if not... life?

— Graham [2022-08-03]
Board Games on AFK
#8156

The problem is you, James!

— Serge [2022-08-02]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8155

They're wrong.

— Serge, on chat [2022-08-02]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8154

We'll burger you the rest of the way.

— Serge [2022-08-02]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8153

You broke the cops!

— Ben [2022-08-01]
MultiVersus on Crossing the Streams
#8152

Everything we do is on purpose, whether we do it on purpose or not.

— Heather [2022-07-31]
Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
#8151

Paul, give 'em the dick!

— Bengineering [2022-07-30]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8150

Can I swap seats with someone...?" "Absolutely not.

— Kathleen and Cam, avoiding eye contact with Beej
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8149

And because it's live, stuff happens.

— Paul [2022-07-30]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8148

That's just good video game advice: if you can steal it, do it.

— Paul [2022-07-27]
Stray on Play it Forward
#8147

I've never counted a day in my life.

— Serge [2022-07-26]
Minecraft on Play it Forward