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  1. #8444
    I'm also okay with becoming a Rat King.
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #8443
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    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #8442
    Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank.
    — Graham [2023-01-25]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  4. #8441
    It feels like my darkness is just darker.
    — Serge [2023-01-24]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8440
    I'm gonna eat this briefcase full of health.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8439
    This is the cursed sheep area. Don't put sheep here.
    — Nelson [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8438
    Yeah the weapon you just get, I think it has a cool turndown.
    — Serge [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8437
    Some of us are playing to win; some of us are playing for the highlight reel.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8436
    Everyone's got six worms.
    — Graham [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8435
    Don't listen to Ian; that's always the moral of the story.
    — Heather [2023-01-22]
    Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8434
    Sleep surprises me when I give up.
    — Heather [2023-01-22]
    Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8433
    Everything I know is second-hand from Beej. Everything.
    — Serge [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8432
    Some great suggestions from chat. Most of which are wrong.
    — Graham [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8431
    Quick, back into the cloaca!
    — Graham [2023-01-20]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  15. #8430
    "Knowing trivia is great." "Knowing useful things is probably better."
    — Beej and Paul [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8429
    Oh the mint possibilities.
    — Ian [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8428
    Why is this a tattoo of Grimace getting shot through the chest while shitting?
    — Ian [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8427
    I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I am going to say I wish we weren't talking about this.
    — Nelson [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8426
    You peaked too early, Hosk!
    — Cori [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  20. #8425
    Chat loves all abominations against God equally.
    — Az, quoting beowuuf [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  21. #8424
    What's more masculine than width?
    — cori [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  22. #8423
    I got your skin!
    — Graham [2023-01-16]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  23. #8422
    Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?
    — Paul [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8421
    Oh no, my ring!
    — Ian [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8420
    It wasn't a mistake, because I didn't know what I was doing.
    — Cori [2023-01-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe

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