Quotes – LRRbot

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#8146

There's a good 30% chance I'm gonna sleep in that box tonight.

— James [2022-07-26]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8145

I'm innocent.

— Cori [2022-07-25]
Art on Play it Forward
#8144

On this channel, the only person who does any carrying is Heather.

— Ian [2022-07-24]
Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
#8143

Why aren't you going into my dank?

— RebelliousUno [2022-07-19]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8142

Choose Jan Nathan

— Serge [2022-07-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8141

Can we pump out the feculence and unleash the monkeys on it?

— Featherweight [2022-07-18]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8140

Did this please the hamburger people?

— Ian [2022-07-17]
pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
#8139

I regret nothing and everything! It's a state of mind!

— Heather [2022-07-17]
pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
#8138

Is a rat king just a rat polycule?

— Adam [2022-07-14]
Board Games on The Long Game
#8137

If I can't be a good example, at least I can be a horrible one.

— Jacob [2022-07-13]
Warhammer on AFK
#8136

We need to be either cringe or filthy.

— Nelson [2022-07-13]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8135

Jo is S-tier.

— Serge [2022-07-12]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8134

I've seen worse things done with my DNA.

— James [2022-07-12]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8133

Confidence does not mean correctness.

— Serge [2022-07-11]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#8132

Maybe I don't know the value of my own feet.

— Serge [2022-07-11]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#8131

The metaverse is sweaty from the neck up.

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8130

Do you ever just look at your hands and wonder why they do that?

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8129

I never knew it was possible to do an upskirt from the top.

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8128

I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!

— Adam [2022-07-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8127

Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!

— Ben [2022-07-04]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge on Crossing the Streams
#8126

The crotch area, one of the big problem spots.

— Cori [2022-07-04]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8125

They found a way to make the Apocalypse fuckable.

— Wheeler [2022-07-03]
Shadowverse on Rhythm Cafe
#8124

That said, if greed is on the table..." "You're all for greed, huh?

— Wheeler and Taalia [2022-07-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8123

Out of respect, the pants will stay on.

— Beej [2022-06-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#8122

I'm on the Internet, I have brain worms.

— Ian [2022-06-27]
Drink More Glurp on Watch and Play