Quotes – LRRbot

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#8267

Eggs and nuts. S'great. Gets my seal of approval.

— Wheeler [2022-10-07]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8266

Fences are a sideways ladder.

— RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8265

There's no weird place to put a farm.

— RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8264

We soupy bougie!

— James [2022-10-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8263

I'm THIS close to pulling out the guillotine again.

— Ian [2022-10-03]
Gundam Evolution on Crossing the Streams
#8262

Okay, that was less screaming than I expected.

— Cori [2022-10-03]
Music on LRRMtG
#8261

I just need to make more noises.

— Cori [2022-10-03]
Music on LRRMtG
#8260

That sucks, that sucks so bad, it's lovely.

— Cori [2022-10-03]
Music on LRRMtG
#8259

I want chaos!!!

— Adam [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8258

Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp.

— Adam [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8257

Just because it's not going your way doesn't mean we didn't playtest!

— Mark Rosewater [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8256

How many clean clown jokes do we know?

— Kathleen [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8255

No! My boat! My boat is bleeding!

— Wheeler [2022-10-01]
Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
#8254

It's gold! That's how you know it's good!

— Wheeler [2022-10-01]
Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
#8253

You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin.

— Heather [2022-10-01]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8252

I'm constantly pissing off witches.

— James [2022-09-27]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8251

Even is clearly better then odd.

— James [2022-09-27]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8250

If we're anything here at Can't Draw Horses Club, it's not a lot.

— Cori [2022-09-26]
Music on Play it Forward
#8249

Your gut's an asshole!

— Jacob, to Adam [2022-09-25]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8248

Anything can be a weapon if you roll well enough.

— Heather [2022-09-25]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8247

Can a sandwich tell the future?

— Paul [2022-09-24]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#8246

Oh, that's going to happen isn't it. I'm still going to be working on Twitch when I'm 80.

— Ian [2022-09-24]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8245

Nobody remembers what Ian says.

— Heather [2022-09-23]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8244

All the funniest jokes can be found in books.

— Paul [2022-09-23]
Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
#8243

We're not here to win - we're here to complete all three quests in one go.

— James [2022-09-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG