Quotes – LRRbot

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#8186

I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.

— Ian [2022-08-21]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#8185

We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.

— Jacob [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8184

What happens when we go away?

— Jacob, contemplatively [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8183

Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks.

— Cameron [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8182

Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?

— Adam [2022-08-21]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8181

Cam's always making us figure out our lives, it's the worst.

— James [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8180

A very tight game, between places two to six.

— Cori, in first place [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8179

Egg? Egg?

— Adam [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8178

I will handle the egg.

— James [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8177

Everyone loves an underdog, and a sports injury.

— Cori [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8176

"Alright! Let's tie you up!"

— James, LRR Summer Games 2022 [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8175

We call that a jiggle peak." "Is that what we call that?

— Serge and Beej [2022-08-20]
Special Events on LRRMtG
#8174

Never reflesh your fluids.

— Ian [2022-08-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8173

That's great, Beej. Just secrete a bit more of your mucus.

— Nelson [2022-08-15]
None on LRRMtG
#8172

I have relied on Beej for meme fact checks for years.

— Ian [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8171

So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands.

— Nelly [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8170

Why are my legs doing this?

— Beej [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8169

Carcinization comes for us all.

— Graham [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8168

Now we're running with both feet at the same time.

— Nelson [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8167

We have activated Super Thanks.

— Graham [2022-08-15]
Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
#8166

The gold is found *inside* the Rumplestiltskin.

— Ian [2022-08-14]
Touhou Spell Bubble on LRRMtG
#8165

Now Graham can use his own face in chat.

— Cori [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8164

You heard it, it's pee clock time!

— Heather [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8163

You don't want to start a war with me.

— Heather [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
#8162

I just made a fart noise with my hand, accidently, enjoy.

— Jacob [2022-08-14]
Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG