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  1. #8224
    The ocean's full of liquid nightmares.
    — Jacob [2022-09-11]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  2. #8223
    I'm also very handsome and modest. Thank you.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  3. #8222
    You do not want the gods to notice you. Trust me. Trust me.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  4. #8221
    In my defence, Beej beat James to death.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  5. #8220
    I've never heard of hubris, all I do is win.
    — Serge [2022-09-10]
    Cult of the Lamb on LRRMtG
  6. #8219
    That's what I said, and that's what we're sticking with.
    — Graham [2022-09-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #8218
    Stop digging holes in my base!
    — Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8217
    I can hear the collective screams of every mod in our Twitch chat.
    — Bengineering [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8216
    Socks are a means to constrain us!
    — Cori [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8215
    Vampires do not poop; we have discussed this *several* times.
    — Heather [2022-09-05]
    IRL on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8214
    I'm just going until you get annoyed with me.
    — Az [2022-09-05]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8213
    I don't come to your house and tell you not to stand in the danger puddles.
    — Cori [2022-09-04]
    Across the Obelisk on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8212
    Hokaaaderagh defhasiba haparum hiyurn! Ayhahmmm mmm mmmmm! ...Yeah, try quote that one, chat.
    — Ian [2022-09-04]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8211
    I appreciate the scared, run-into-a-hole action that you chose.
    — Heather, to Ian [2022-09-04]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8210
    I'm not here to think. I'm here to lead people to spiritual enlightenment, and that's it.
    — Serge [2022-09-03]
    Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8209
    Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore.
    — Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
    Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8208
    Don't make me pray away your butts away again.
    — Serge [2022-09-03]
    Cult of the Lamb on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8207
    Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!
    — Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8206
    I don't read the comments often, but I'll be reading the comments on this one!
    — James [2022-09-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8205
    Beej! Stop ruining art!
    — Heather [2022-09-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #8204
    The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #8203
    oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #8202
    Wake up, new skins just dropped.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #8201
    Oh no why do they also love poop?
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #8200
    I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.
    — Wheeler [2022-08-31]
    Board Games on AFK