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  1. #8204
    The first thing you're gonna do James is give me money.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #8203
    oh isn't this adorable, my eyes are bleeding.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #8202
    Wake up, new skins just dropped.
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #8201
    Oh no why do they also love poop?
    — Serge [2022-09-02]
    Cult of the Lamb on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #8200
    I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault.
    — Wheeler [2022-08-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #8199
    That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.
    — Ben, to Adam [2022-08-30]
    FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
  7. #8198
    Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8197
    If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.
    — Ben [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8196
    Keep some slush for gas.
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8195
    I am essentially a toddler!
    — Adam, as Oliver [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  11. #8194
    What's your Dad Roll?
    — Jacob [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  12. #8193
    I trust Adam to wreak havoc.
    — Cameron [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  13. #8192
    With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.
    — Heather [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  14. #8191
    People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #8190
    Being rowdy makes me itchy.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #8189
    What are these pants?!
    — Serge [2022-08-23]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8188
    Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.
    — Serge [2022-08-22]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8187
    I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8186
    I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8185
    We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.
    — Jacob [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  21. #8184
    What happens when we go away?
    — Jacob, contemplatively [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  22. #8183
    Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks.
    — Cameron [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  23. #8182
    Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?
    — Adam [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  24. #8181
    Cam's always making us figure out our lives, it's the worst.
    — James [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  25. #8180
    A very tight game, between places two to six.
    — Cori, in first place [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG