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  1. #8199
    That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome.
    — Ben, to Adam [2022-08-30]
    FOBIA: St. Dinfna Hotel on Let's NOPE
  2. #8198
    Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8197
    If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.
    — Ben [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8196
    Keep some slush for gas.
    — Cori [2022-08-29]
    Spacelines from the Far Out on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8195
    I am essentially a toddler!
    — Adam, as Oliver [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  6. #8194
    What's your Dad Roll?
    — Jacob [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  7. #8193
    I trust Adam to wreak havoc.
    — Cameron [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  8. #8192
    With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.
    — Heather [2022-08-28]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  9. #8191
    People love hearing my unfiltered thoughts.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #8190
    Being rowdy makes me itchy.
    — Kathleen [2022-08-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #8189
    What are these pants?!
    — Serge [2022-08-23]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8188
    Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.
    — Serge [2022-08-22]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8187
    I pick my battles with Heather very carefully.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8186
    I am nothing if not a cautionary tale.
    — Ian [2022-08-21]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8185
    We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.
    — Jacob [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  16. #8184
    What happens when we go away?
    — Jacob, contemplatively [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  17. #8183
    Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks.
    — Cameron [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  18. #8182
    Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?
    — Adam [2022-08-21]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  19. #8181
    Cam's always making us figure out our lives, it's the worst.
    — James [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  20. #8180
    A very tight game, between places two to six.
    — Cori, in first place [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  21. #8179
    Egg? Egg?
    — Adam [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  22. #8178
    I will handle the egg.
    — James [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  23. #8177
    Everyone loves an underdog, and a sports injury.
    — Cori [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  24. #8176
    "Alright! Let's tie you up!"
    — James, LRR Summer Games 2022 [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  25. #8175
    We call that a jiggle peak." "Is that what we call that?
    — Serge and Beej [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG