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  1. #8118
    I've lit enough things on fire that everyone's allowed one.
    — Ian, on swearing on TTSF [2022-06-23]
    Makers & Crafting on Watch and Play
  2. #8117
    The pig is not ignoring you James, it's actively gaming.
    — Serge [2022-06-21]
    Minecraft on Watch and Play
  3. #8116
    I want to make the robot's balls drop.
    — Ian [2022-06-20]
    Power Stone 2 on Watch and Play
  4. #8115
    This is a perfectly normal stream with perfectly normal guests and conversations.
    — Angel [2022-06-20]
    Art on Watch and Play
  5. #8114
    'Did you read the thing in chat?' 'No (reads chat) Never again!'
    — Az and Cori [2022-06-20]
    Art on Watch and Play
  6. #8113
    On the one hand, sorry. On the other hand, good grief.
    — Graham [2022-06-19]
  7. #8112
    Confidence is doing things you aren't qualified for.
    — Ian [2022-06-19]
    Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Mega Mix on Watch and Play
  8. #8111
    You can read a lot of words and be real dumb.
    — Beej [2022-06-18]
    Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
  9. #8110
    Why did you dodge into his mouth?
    — Beej [2022-06-17]
    Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
  10. #8109
    Sometimes complete garbage is fine.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-06-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8108
    People used to write poems about this stuff.
    — James, on punching grass [2022-06-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8107
    I'm too beautiful to live! I mean die!
    — Cori [2022-06-13]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8106
    You're thinking about the can stuff. The cans that are *supposed* to bulge.
    — Cori [2022-06-13]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8105
    Here's this week's dystopian sentence: Rain is only available to paying BETA customers.
    — Ian [2022-06-12]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  15. #8104
    I've been surrounded by myself my entire lifetime.
    — Cori [2022-06-12]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  16. #8103
    Oddly enough, skin can't stop fires.
    — Cori [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  17. #8102
    "Did you just get jumpscared by an HTML element?" "Yes, yes I did."
    — Cori and Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  18. #8101
    Don't show me the inside of walls!...unless you mean it game.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  19. #8100
    Get your butt touched by Derek!
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  20. #8099
    Buses are tangible this year.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  21. #8098
    Nightwatch is impenetrable.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  22. #8097
    I'm in bathroom mode again.
    — Beej [2022-06-10]
    Metroid: Other M on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #8096
    None of the baby remained on me.
    — Samus [2022-06-09]
    Metroid: Other M on Let's NOPE
  24. #8095
    My brother in Torm, this is commanderless behaviour.
    — Cameron, Baldur's Gate Draft [2022-06-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  25. #8094
    I'm seeing sophisticated bog physics here.
    — Kathleen [2022-06-09]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE