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  1. #8010
    Why would I do other stuff when I can just hang out and dig a hole?
    — James [2022-03-22]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  2. #8009
    This is uncomfortably close to a dream I had.
    — Graham [2022-03-21]
    Drink More Glurp on Play it Forward
  3. #8008
    That is the least of this cat's problems.
    — Cori [2022-03-21]
    Art on Play it Forward
  4. #8007
    I regret looking at chat.
    — Angel [2022-03-21]
    Art on Play it Forward
  5. #8006
    Why do I come on this show?
    — Angel [2022-03-21]
    Art on Play it Forward
  6. #8005
    West? ah that's never a good sign.
    — Adam [2022-03-21]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  7. #8004
    I can't put a vampire in my heart or bones. That's where the ghosts are.
    — Ian [2022-03-20]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8003
    I don't know if he's dead, but I got his hat.
    — Adam [2022-03-16]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  9. #8002
    Adding words to it does not make it better.
    — Heather [2022-03-14]
    Art on Play it Forward
  10. #8001
    I just make stuff up and sometimes things come out.
    — Heather [2022-03-14]
    Art on Play it Forward
  11. #8000
    Quote 8000 is gonna suck.
    — Heather [2022-03-13]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7999
    Beans mean something!
    — Ian [2022-03-13]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7998
    Why do you have three of those six-drops?" "Because they're sick!
    — Ben and Adam [2022-03-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
  14. #7997
    I'm just misplaying myself to victory, it's great.
    — Wheeler [2022-03-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
  15. #7996
    When I need energy, I drink motor oil.
    — Ian [2022-03-09]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  16. #7995
    DK's joined the Gummy Squad!
    — Heather [2022-03-07]
    Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
  17. #7993
    Suck those coins!
    — Ian [2022-03-07]
    Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
  18. #7992
    "You're so much better at doing calls to action for engagement than I am." "That's cause I just want the world to burn."
    — Graham and Kathleen [2022-03-08]
    Art on Play it Forward
  19. #7991
    I'm married to whips in general.
    — Adam [2022-03-06]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  20. #7990
    Why do you always have to make things creepy?
    — Heather, to Beej [2022-03-04]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  21. #7989
    Oh God I hit the wrong button!
    — James [2022-03-01]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7988
    Ah yes, the Excite-A-Bike Dirge.
    — Ian [2022-02-28]
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7987
    The petard comes for us all.
    — Graham [2022-02-28]
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7986
    Is the cat our soul?
    — Heather [2022-02-27]
    ELDEN RING on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7985
    You can't tell me not to moan, that's like 30% of my bits.
    — Wheeler [2022-02-27]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward