Quotes – LRRbot

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#8111

You can read a lot of words and be real dumb.

— Beej [2022-06-18]
Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
#8110

Why did you dodge into his mouth?

— Beej [2022-06-17]
Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
#8109

Sometimes complete garbage is fine.

— RebelliousUno [2022-06-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8108

People used to write poems about this stuff.

— James, on punching grass [2022-06-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8107

I'm too beautiful to live! I mean die!

— Cori [2022-06-13]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8106

You're thinking about the can stuff. The cans that are *supposed* to bulge.

— Cori [2022-06-13]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8105

Here's this week's dystopian sentence: Rain is only available to paying BETA customers.

— Ian [2022-06-12]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8104

I've been surrounded by myself my entire lifetime.

— Cori [2022-06-12]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8103

Oddly enough, skin can't stop fires.

— Cori [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8102

"Did you just get jumpscared by an HTML element?" "Yes, yes I did."

— Cori and Ian [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8101

Don't show me the inside of walls!...unless you mean it game.

— Ian [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8100

Get your butt touched by Derek!

— Ian [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8099

Buses are tangible this year.

— Ian [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8098

Nightwatch is impenetrable.

— Ian [2022-06-11]
Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
#8097

I'm in bathroom mode again.

— Beej [2022-06-10]
Metroid: Other M on CheckPoint Plus
#8096

None of the baby remained on me.

— Samus [2022-06-09]
Metroid: Other M on Let's NOPE
#8095

My brother in Torm, this is commanderless behaviour.

— Cameron, Baldur's Gate Draft [2022-06-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
#8094

I'm seeing sophisticated bog physics here.

— Kathleen [2022-06-09]
Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
#8093

Maybe I *shouldn't* ask chat questions...

— Cori [2022-06-06]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8092

If you are gonna put it on the internet, charge extra for it.

— Ian [2022-06-05]
Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
#8091

Pokemon is a polytheistic religion.

— Beej [2022-06-03]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8090

That's a good Idea Cori.

— Cori [2022-06-03]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8089

They clap with their teeth!

— Ben [2022-05-30]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#8088

All of our lives are enriched having talked to the octopus.

— Adam [2022-05-30]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#8087

How many weird quotes can I have?

— Angel [2022-05-30]
Art on Rhythm Cafe