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  1. #8179
    Egg? Egg?
    — Adam [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  2. #8178
    I will handle the egg.
    — James [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  3. #8177
    Everyone loves an underdog, and a sports injury.
    — Cori [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  4. #8176
    "Alright! Let's tie you up!"
    — James, LRR Summer Games 2022 [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  5. #8175
    We call that a jiggle peak." "Is that what we call that?
    — Serge and Beej [2022-08-20]
    Special Events on LRRMtG
  6. #8174
    Never reflesh your fluids.
    — Ian [2022-08-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  7. #8173
    That's great, Beej. Just secrete a bit more of your mucus.
    — Nelson [2022-08-15]
    None on LRRMtG
  8. #8172
    I have relied on Beej for meme fact checks for years.
    — Ian [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  9. #8171
    So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands.
    — Nelly [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  10. #8170
    Why are my legs doing this?
    — Beej [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  11. #8169
    Carcinization comes for us all.
    — Graham [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  12. #8168
    Now we're running with both feet at the same time.
    — Nelson [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  13. #8167
    We have activated Super Thanks.
    — Graham [2022-08-15]
    Drink More Glurp on LRRMtG
  14. #8166
    The gold is found *inside* the Rumplestiltskin.
    — Ian [2022-08-14]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on LRRMtG
  15. #8165
    Now Graham can use his own face in chat.
    — Cori [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  16. #8164
    You heard it, it's pee clock time!
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  17. #8163
    You don't want to start a war with me.
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  18. #8162
    I just made a fart noise with my hand, accidently, enjoy.
    — Jacob [2022-08-14]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on LRRMtG
  19. #8161
    All forms of fangs are valid.
    — Heather [2022-08-14]
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #8160
    James is the best vault hunter I've ever met.
    — Serge [2022-08-09]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8159
    I'm always lucky.
    — James, moments before rolling the worst possible outcome. [2022-08-09]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8158
    Steam trains come from the moon.
    — Ian [2022-08-07]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8157
    What else are coins if not... life?
    — Graham [2022-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #8156
    The problem is you, James!
    — Serge [2022-08-02]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8155
    They're wrong.
    — Serge, on chat [2022-08-02]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams