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  1. #8093
    Maybe I *shouldn't* ask chat questions...
    — Cori [2022-06-06]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8092
    If you are gonna put it on the internet, charge extra for it.
    — Ian [2022-06-05]
    Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8091
    Pokemon is a polytheistic religion.
    — Beej [2022-06-03]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #8090
    That's a good Idea Cori.
    — Cori [2022-06-03]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  5. #8089
    They clap with their teeth!
    — Ben [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  6. #8088
    All of our lives are enriched having talked to the octopus.
    — Adam [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  7. #8087
    How many weird quotes can I have?
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8086
    No mistakes are made on Can't Draw Horses Club.
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8085
    I'm gonna do a terrible thing and solicit chat for ideas.
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8084
    Let's examine a robot alien ghost.
    — Ian [2022-05-29]
    Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8083
    My personal technique is to continue the suction throughout the whole procedure.
    — Ian [2022-05-28]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #8082
    My mom says I'm a pro-gamer.
    — Cori [2022-05-26]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  13. #8081
    I cooked it. That means it's people food.
    — Ben [2022-05-23]
    Sea of Thieves on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8080
    Never, ever look at a real horse.
    — Cori [2022-05-23]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8079
    I'm a sweet potato. Oh, buckets!
    — Serge [2022-05-21]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  16. #8078
    You know what the world needs more of? Bat petting zoos.
    — James [2022-05-21]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  17. #8077
    "Wow, one block of water has a lot of water in it."
    — Paul [2022-05-21]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  18. #8076
    Elaborate ruse! Fancy cupcakes! Dance!!
    — James [2022-05-21]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  19. #8075
    You're always right chat, EXCEPT WHEN YOU LIE.
    — Cori [2022-05-21]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  20. #8074
    We all need gold Uno!
    — James [2022-05-17]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8073
    This is mega proggers!... is a sentence I just said in the year 2022.
    — Serge [2022-05-17]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8072
    I am a wasp. That's why I'm bad at math.
    — Jordynne [2022-05-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8071
    Pegging is serious business, Matthew.
    — Jordynne [2022-05-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8070
    'Chat do you see what I have to put up with?' 'It's called friendship Az.'
    — Az and Cori
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8069
    Today, we're going to be experiencing "clothing".
    — Cori [2022-05-16]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe