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#8324

Time for the Egg Chorus.

— Kathleen [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8323

It's clearly the smart, safe idea, it's just not what I expected.

— Dale, as DM, to his players [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8322

'Dale, we have decided to split the party." "This is what happens when you leave us alone.'

— Erika and Jacob [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8321

My level is I win, your level is you pay a lot of money...

— Serge, to James [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8320

If I find people unfunny I'll just get rid of them.

— Serge [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8319

Horses are the deer of the sea.

— Serge [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8318

Okay. You got the four cyclopses with their butts touching locked in?

— Paul [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8317

I had tea the other day that tasted like the fae peed in it. Just all floral and pain.

— Beej [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8316

Whiskey is basically milk.

— Jordan [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8315

Time for safety, I GUESS.

— Graham [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8314

This is a weird way to start a knife fight.

— Ian [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8313

We had a spreadsheet and we put 'BEER' on it before you did.'

— Kathleen [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8312

Come sit on the shrimp dog lobster couch.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8311

When do I become a problem?

— Jordan [2022-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8310

I needed that translated to human speak.

— Serge [2022-11-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8309

I'm more ethical by the minute.

— Matt [2022-11-07]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#8308

The rabbit doesn't need a gun!

— Graham [2022-11-07]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#8307

I'll just go big, 'cause I'm taking with my hands.

— Cori [2022-11-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8306

I show up all the time without context.

— Heather [2022-11-06]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8305

I'm going to unapologize for my apology. Everything is perfect.

— Serge [2022-11-04]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8304

I just figuered I needed to Skeksis it up a bit.

— Graham [2022-11-04]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8303

I just wish my sword was as long as hers.

— Nelson [2022-11-03]
Tunic on Play it Forward
#8302

My ass-mastication moratorium is over!

— Ian [2022-11-02]
Board Games on AFK
#8301

I heard the splash!

— James [2022-11-01]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8300

The prequel for Friday the 13th is Animal House.

— Cameron [2022-10-31]
Movie Night on Rhythm Cafe