Quotes – LRRbot

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#8039

Someone needs to add duck.

— Michelle [2022-04-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8038

Battle raps usually don't have this much yearning.

— Wheeler [2022-04-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8037

Help anyone who has to stream in this office if I figure out how to program for the Streamdeck.

— Heather [2022-04-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8036

Is there anything more infuriating the smacking a salmon?

— RebelliousUno [2022-04-12]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8035

Why are there so many cats in the heating duct?

— Ian [2022-04-10]
Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
#8034

I could go for some cheese.

— Beej, flirtatiously [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8033

I wasn't listening! I was too busy yelling at Beej!

— Adam [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8032

If you come across the lower half of a monkey, that's a clue that something happened.

— Beej [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8031

If there's anything I know, it's how to get views on Twitch.

— James [2022-04-05]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8030

That was just disastrous within normal parameters.

— Ian [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8029

I feel like I have to be a cautionary tale.

— Ian [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8028

(ceaseless clapping)

— Everybody's Golf patrons [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8027

I'm in every gang.

— Heather [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8026

It won't hurt me if I don't touch the red part.

— Ian [2022-04-03]
Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
#8025

Did you just shout at me to get out of your groin?

— Wheeler [2022-03-30]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#8024

Cactus is my backup if moon is taken.

— Cori [2022-03-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8023

Don't mind chat, they're just busy saying "turtle rubber".

— Paul [2022-03-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8022

Dolls are real.

— Cori [2022-03-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8021

"What's a little body horror between friends?"

— Featherweight [2022-03-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8020

Chat: Whale kneecaps!

— Featherweight [2022-03-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8019

I liked it better when everyone was hiding in a turtle.

— Ian [2022-03-27]
A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
#8018

Nobody be bad to crows. They will remember.

— Heather [2022-03-27]
A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
#8017

Chat, duck!

— Paul, with a hammer [2022-03-26]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#8016

I miss the good pencil! I miss the good pencil!

— Adam [2022-03-26]
Returnal on Bonus Stream
#8015

We can just LEAVE?

— Graham [2022-03-24]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG