Quotes – LRRbot

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#7959

People call them a lot of things, but to me, they're just there.

— Cori, on chat [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7958

I am a baller.

— Cori [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7957

This is a lie, and you know it.

— Az [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7956

Death by snoot boops it shall be.

— Paul [2022-02-07]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7955

I like this kind of boat travel better than the last time we had to do it inside of a coma.

— Ian [2022-02-06]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7954

There were a lot of particle effects, then everyone died.

— Paul [2022-02-06]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7953

Someday, justice for butt-breathing!

— Graham [2022-02-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7952

Ah ha! I have escaped into a cutscene.

— Paul [2022-01-31]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7951

It's not MY fault he's got bad opinions.

— Heather, about Beej [2022-01-28]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7950

Stand in the throat to indicate you are ready to begin.

— SniperPumpkin [2022-01-27]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7949

No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!

— Crim [2022-01-25]
DEVOUR on Let's NOPE
#7948

A delightful menace' is the perfect descriptor for Cameron.

— James [2022-01-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7947

You're making me make my own buttons? don't you know who I am?

— James [2022-01-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7946

It's butt is open! DPSing the butt!

— Serge [2022-01-24]
Deep Rock Galactic on Rhythm Cafe
#7945

Oh it's a webP?

— Cori, disgusted [2022-01-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7944

When chat says 'Go left' I just immediately assume it's a lie.

— Paul [2022-01-23]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
#7943

Think wet thoughts.

— Beej [2022-01-22]
Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
#7942

Oh, ooohhhhhh. That is creepy.

— Serge [2022-01-22]
Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
#7941

Go Serge, I believe in you.

— James [2022-01-22]
Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
#7940

Any size hole is fine.

— Angel [2022-01-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7939

Heather will always let you know when she expects you to die.

— Ian [2022-01-16]
Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
#7938

Don't be like me, chat.

— James [2022-01-15]
Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
#7936

I'm sorry I couldn't use the crystal to triangle the witch, I got stuck on a teacup.

— Graham [2022-01-13]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7935

We live in a world were the highest possible crime is sharing something with your friends.

— Cameron [2022-01-10]
Art on Bonus Stream
#7934

We all have favorite types of noise, right?

— Cori [2022-01-10]
Art on Bonus Stream