Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#8258

Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp.

— Adam [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8257

Just because it's not going your way doesn't mean we didn't playtest!

— Mark Rosewater [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8256

How many clean clown jokes do we know?

— Kathleen [2022-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8255

No! My boat! My boat is bleeding!

— Wheeler [2022-10-01]
Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
#8254

It's gold! That's how you know it's good!

— Wheeler [2022-10-01]
Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
#8253

You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin.

— Heather [2022-10-01]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8252

I'm constantly pissing off witches.

— James [2022-09-27]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8251

Even is clearly better then odd.

— James [2022-09-27]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8250

If we're anything here at Can't Draw Horses Club, it's not a lot.

— Cori [2022-09-26]
Music on Play it Forward
#8249

Your gut's an asshole!

— Jacob, to Adam [2022-09-25]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8248

Anything can be a weapon if you roll well enough.

— Heather [2022-09-25]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8247

Can a sandwich tell the future?

— Paul [2022-09-24]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#8246

Oh, that's going to happen isn't it. I'm still going to be working on Twitch when I'm 80.

— Ian [2022-09-24]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8245

Nobody remembers what Ian says.

— Heather [2022-09-23]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8244

All the funniest jokes can be found in books.

— Paul [2022-09-23]
Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
#8243

We're not here to win - we're here to complete all three quests in one go.

— James [2022-09-22]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8242

This might be were the chicken poop comes in.

— Paul [2022-09-21]
Return to Monkey Island on Play it Forward
#8241

Maybe if I use a hint, I'll learn what feathers look like.

— Cori [2022-09-20]
Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe on Talking Simulator
#8240

Don't use the passive voice on me.

— Serge [2022-09-20]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8239

I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello.

— Cori [2022-09-19]
Music on Play it Forward
#8238

You can't be riding bareback in space.

— Molly Lewis [2022-09-19]
Music on Play it Forward
#8237

Come on down to our noiseaporium.

— Molly [2022-09-19]
Music on Play it Forward
#8236

I don't always get to play things but when I do, they're cats.

— Kathleen, EDSC [2022-09-19]
None on Dice Friends
#8235

I'm fucking fantastic fun.

— Heather [2022-09-18]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#8234

People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!

— Jacob [2022-09-18]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends