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#8353

I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!

— Ben [2022-11-16]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8352

What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?

— Max [2022-11-16]
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#8351

I don't form memories during Desert Bus.

— Cameron [2022-11-16]
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#8350

They're so cool. They have little things floating in them.

— Kathleen [2022-11-16]
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#8349

Why do you like talking into a microphone? It's weird!

— Serge [2022-11-16]
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#8348

If you liked what you saw... money.

— Cori [2022-11-16]
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#8347

What does he have to scream about? He has a 3D printer.

— Beej, referring to Ian [2022-11-16]
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#8346

I get very egg.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8345

Don't touch another wizard's wizard stick.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8344

Just chow down on some gold.

— Jordan [2022-11-15]
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#8343

Belgium is just la petite France

— Ian [2022-11-15]
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#8342

I'm sorry, I'm bringing my American moose logic into this.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-15]
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#8341

Please, just do the thing that's physically possible.

— Cori [2022-11-15]
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#8340

You heard it here first, Beej does not consider esports to be real sports.

— Paul [2022-11-15]
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#8339

Good work on the detritus. Very visceral.

— Cori [2022-11-15]
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#8338

Not everybody learns things in school.

— Beej [2022-11-15]
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#8337

This evening's mostly about texture.

— Graham [2022-11-14]
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#8336

I would hope the rat king has rabies.

— Graham [2022-11-14]
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#8335

eeehehehheheeh.... lootboxes.

— Jacob [2022-11-14]
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#8334

The most important thing as a streamer is to take the best jokes and take credit for them.

— Serge [2022-11-14]
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#8333

I feel like any story you tell could just end in an itemized receipt.

— Cori, to Beej [2022-11-14]
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#8332

There are still some difficulties involving clothing.

— Andrew, referring to Beej [2022-11-13]
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#8331

Everything is fine, everyone is alive, and fully clothed.

— Matt [2022-11-13]
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#8330

Before we do that, we should make sure that Beej is wearing clothes.

— Graham [2022-11-13]
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#8329

Dear Crime Diary: Today I did a crime.

— Julie [2022-11-13]
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