Quotes – LRRbot

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#7988

Ah yes, the Excite-A-Bike Dirge.

— Ian [2022-02-28]
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
#7987

The petard comes for us all.

— Graham [2022-02-28]
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
#7986

Is the cat our soul?

— Heather [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Rhythm Cafe
#7985

You can't tell me not to moan, that's like 30% of my bits.

— Wheeler [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#7984

This really is a fantasy game if you think that hit me.

— Wheeler [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#7983

You don't scare me, skeleton. I've discovered the power of boneless meat.

— Ian [2022-02-26]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7982

I wish I hadn't fallen down this hole.

— Graham [2022-02-24]
Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
#7981

Being "professional" only means you are paid for doing something, not that you are good at it.

— Ian [2022-02-24]
Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
#7980

You have an interesting relationship with sincerity.

— Jacob, to Wheeler [2022-02-23]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#7979

It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows.

— Alex [2022-02-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#7978

The problem with underdogs is it doesn't seem like they're gonna win.

— Paul [2021-02-12]
Camel (C)Up on AFK
#7977

I'm gonna go full chocolate biscuit.

— RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7976

I'm always disappointed I can't stand on the plant pot.

— RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7975

Nelson's final words were 'Oh no, too many penguins!'

— Paul [2022-02-21]
Mario Party Superstars on Rhythm Cafe
#7974

Cowboy Bebop is how Beej and I fell in love.

— Ian [2022-02-20]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7973

Beep boop, I'm an alien!

— James [2022-02-19]
Escape from Tarkov on LRRMtG
#7972

If there's room for two Withers, there's room to jump.

— RebelliousUno [2022-02-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7971

They have the same vibe as egg.

— Matt, about Meryl Streep [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7970

Beej's tender underbelly is too long.

— Kathleen [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7969

Chat, stop saying gorilla blood.

— Paul [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7968

Ironically, just falling off into the void is better then just dying.

— Paul [2022-02-14]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7967

I'm not the Bone Lord, but I bet I could bone once or twice.

— Wheeler [2022-02-13]
Inscryption on Rhythm Cafe
#7966

Give me thick thighs! Full of hydraulics!

— Ian [2022-02-13]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7965

If this doesn't make a giant butt come out from the ceiling, I'll be very disappointed in this videogame.

— Ian [2022-02-13]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7964

They got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.

— Paul [2022-02-13]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus