Quotes – LRRbot

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#8154

We'll burger you the rest of the way.

— Serge [2022-08-02]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8153

You broke the cops!

— Ben [2022-08-01]
MultiVersus on Crossing the Streams
#8152

Everything we do is on purpose, whether we do it on purpose or not.

— Heather [2022-07-31]
Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
#8151

Paul, give 'em the dick!

— Bengineering [2022-07-30]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8150

Can I swap seats with someone...?" "Absolutely not.

— Kathleen and Cam, avoiding eye contact with Beej
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8149

And because it's live, stuff happens.

— Paul [2022-07-30]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8148

That's just good video game advice: if you can steal it, do it.

— Paul [2022-07-27]
Stray on Play it Forward
#8147

I've never counted a day in my life.

— Serge [2022-07-26]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8146

There's a good 30% chance I'm gonna sleep in that box tonight.

— James [2022-07-26]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8145

I'm innocent.

— Cori [2022-07-25]
Art on Play it Forward
#8144

On this channel, the only person who does any carrying is Heather.

— Ian [2022-07-24]
Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
#8143

Why aren't you going into my dank?

— RebelliousUno [2022-07-19]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8142

Choose Jan Nathan

— Serge [2022-07-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8141

Can we pump out the feculence and unleash the monkeys on it?

— Featherweight [2022-07-18]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8140

Did this please the hamburger people?

— Ian [2022-07-17]
pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
#8139

I regret nothing and everything! It's a state of mind!

— Heather [2022-07-17]
pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
#8138

Is a rat king just a rat polycule?

— Adam [2022-07-14]
Board Games on The Long Game
#8137

If I can't be a good example, at least I can be a horrible one.

— Jacob [2022-07-13]
Warhammer on AFK
#8136

We need to be either cringe or filthy.

— Nelson [2022-07-13]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8135

Jo is S-tier.

— Serge [2022-07-12]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8134

I've seen worse things done with my DNA.

— James [2022-07-12]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8133

Confidence does not mean correctness.

— Serge [2022-07-11]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#8132

Maybe I don't know the value of my own feet.

— Serge [2022-07-11]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#8131

The metaverse is sweaty from the neck up.

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8130

Do you ever just look at your hands and wonder why they do that?

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe