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  1. #8042
    I like how adaptable our bones are.
    — Ian [2022-04-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  2. #8041
    You want some alone time? get a boat!
    — Serge [2022-04-19]
    Minecraft on Can't Draw Horses Club
  3. #8040
    Can't beat duck horse.
    — Matt [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  4. #8039
    Someone needs to add duck.
    — Michelle [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  5. #8038
    Battle raps usually don't have this much yearning.
    — Wheeler [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  6. #8037
    Help anyone who has to stream in this office if I figure out how to program for the Streamdeck.
    — Heather [2022-04-17]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8036
    Is there anything more infuriating the smacking a salmon?
    — RebelliousUno [2022-04-12]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8035
    Why are there so many cats in the heating duct?
    — Ian [2022-04-10]
    Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8034
    I could go for some cheese.
    — Beej, flirtatiously [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #8033
    I wasn't listening! I was too busy yelling at Beej!
    — Adam [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #8032
    If you come across the lower half of a monkey, that's a clue that something happened.
    — Beej [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #8031
    If there's anything I know, it's how to get views on Twitch.
    — James [2022-04-05]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8030
    That was just disastrous within normal parameters.
    — Ian [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8029
    I feel like I have to be a cautionary tale.
    — Ian [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8028
    (ceaseless clapping)
    — Everybody's Golf patrons [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8027
    I'm in every gang.
    — Heather [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8026
    It won't hurt me if I don't touch the red part.
    — Ian [2022-04-03]
    Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8025
    Did you just shout at me to get out of your groin?
    — Wheeler [2022-03-30]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  19. #8024
    Cactus is my backup if moon is taken.
    — Cori [2022-03-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8023
    Don't mind chat, they're just busy saying "turtle rubber".
    — Paul [2022-03-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8022
    Dolls are real.
    — Cori [2022-03-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8021
    "What's a little body horror between friends?"
    — Featherweight [2022-03-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8020
    Chat: Whale kneecaps!
    — Featherweight [2022-03-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8019
    I liked it better when everyone was hiding in a turtle.
    — Ian [2022-03-27]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8018
    Nobody be bad to crows. They will remember.
    — Heather [2022-03-27]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe