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  1. #8274
    I regret nothing!
    — Jacob [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  2. #8273
    Heather will propose fire.
    — Heather [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  3. #8272
    Some days you're the meteor and some days you're the dinosaur.
    — Adam [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  4. #8271
    I heard there was a secret poop that David found.
    — Cameron [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  5. #8270
    It's Halloween the 9th.
    — Jacob [2022-10-09]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  6. #8269
    Alright twinks -- mount up.
    — Wheeler [2022-10-08]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8268
    Is there a difference between "playable" and "you will play it"?
    — Paul [2022-10-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8267
    Eggs and nuts. S'great. Gets my seal of approval.
    — Wheeler [2022-10-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8266
    Fences are a sideways ladder.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8265
    There's no weird place to put a farm.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8264
    We soupy bougie!
    — James [2022-10-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8263
    I'm THIS close to pulling out the guillotine again.
    — Ian [2022-10-03]
    Gundam Evolution on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8262
    Okay, that was less screaming than I expected.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  14. #8261
    I just need to make more noises.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  15. #8260
    That sucks, that sucks so bad, it's lovely.
    — Cori [2022-10-03]
    Music on LRRMtG
  16. #8259
    I want chaos!!!
    — Adam [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #8258
    Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp.
    — Adam [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #8257
    Just because it's not going your way doesn't mean we didn't playtest!
    — Mark Rosewater [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #8256
    How many clean clown jokes do we know?
    — Kathleen [2022-10-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8255
    No! My boat! My boat is bleeding!
    — Wheeler [2022-10-01]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
  21. #8254
    It's gold! That's how you know it's good!
    — Wheeler [2022-10-01]
    Gwent: The Witcher Card Game on Dice Friends
  22. #8253
    You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin.
    — Heather [2022-10-01]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  23. #8252
    I'm constantly pissing off witches.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8251
    Even is clearly better then odd.
    — James [2022-09-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8250
    If we're anything here at Can't Draw Horses Club, it's not a lot.
    — Cori [2022-09-26]
    Music on Play it Forward