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  1. #7963
    You went inside the frog.
    — Graham [2022-02-09]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  2. #7962
    You set a dangerous precedent, listening to chat.
    — Uno [2022-02-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7961
    The hammer sees all.
    — Graham [2022-02-07]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7960
    Swallow the commercial egg.
    — Az [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7959
    People call them a lot of things, but to me, they're just there.
    — Cori, on chat [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7958
    I am a baller.
    — Cori [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7957
    This is a lie, and you know it.
    — Az [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7956
    Death by snoot boops it shall be.
    — Paul [2022-02-07]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7955
    I like this kind of boat travel better than the last time we had to do it inside of a coma.
    — Ian [2022-02-06]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7954
    There were a lot of particle effects, then everyone died.
    — Paul [2022-02-06]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #7953
    Someday, justice for butt-breathing!
    — Graham [2022-02-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7952
    Ah ha! I have escaped into a cutscene.
    — Paul [2022-01-31]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7951
    It's not MY fault he's got bad opinions.
    — Heather, about Beej [2022-01-28]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  14. #7950
    Stand in the throat to indicate you are ready to begin.
    — SniperPumpkin [2022-01-27]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  15. #7949
    No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!
    — Crim [2022-01-25]
    DEVOUR on Let's NOPE
  16. #7948
    A delightful menace' is the perfect descriptor for Cameron.
    — James [2022-01-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7947
    You're making me make my own buttons? don't you know who I am?
    — James [2022-01-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7946
    It's butt is open! DPSing the butt!
    — Serge [2022-01-24]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7945
    Oh it's a webP?
    — Cori, disgusted [2022-01-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7944
    When chat says 'Go left' I just immediately assume it's a lie.
    — Paul [2022-01-23]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #7943
    Think wet thoughts.
    — Beej [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #7942
    Oh, ooohhhhhh. That is creepy.
    — Serge [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #7941
    Go Serge, I believe in you.
    — James [2022-01-22]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #7940
    Any size hole is fine.
    — Angel [2022-01-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7939
    Heather will always let you know when she expects you to die.
    — Ian [2022-01-16]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe