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  1. #8104
    I've been surrounded by myself my entire lifetime.
    — Cori [2022-06-12]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  2. #8103
    Oddly enough, skin can't stop fires.
    — Cori [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  3. #8102
    "Did you just get jumpscared by an HTML element?" "Yes, yes I did."
    — Cori and Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  4. #8101
    Don't show me the inside of walls!...unless you mean it game.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  5. #8100
    Get your butt touched by Derek!
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  6. #8099
    Buses are tangible this year.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  7. #8098
    Nightwatch is impenetrable.
    — Ian [2022-06-11]
    Assetto Corsa on Bonus Stream
  8. #8097
    I'm in bathroom mode again.
    — Beej [2022-06-10]
    Metroid: Other M on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #8096
    None of the baby remained on me.
    — Samus [2022-06-09]
    Metroid: Other M on Let's NOPE
  10. #8095
    My brother in Torm, this is commanderless behaviour.
    — Cameron, Baldur's Gate Draft [2022-06-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  11. #8094
    I'm seeing sophisticated bog physics here.
    — Kathleen [2022-06-09]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  12. #8093
    Maybe I *shouldn't* ask chat questions...
    — Cori [2022-06-06]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8092
    If you are gonna put it on the internet, charge extra for it.
    — Ian [2022-06-05]
    Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8091
    Pokemon is a polytheistic religion.
    — Beej [2022-06-03]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #8090
    That's a good Idea Cori.
    — Cori [2022-06-03]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  16. #8089
    They clap with their teeth!
    — Ben [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  17. #8088
    All of our lives are enriched having talked to the octopus.
    — Adam [2022-05-30]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  18. #8087
    How many weird quotes can I have?
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8086
    No mistakes are made on Can't Draw Horses Club.
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8085
    I'm gonna do a terrible thing and solicit chat for ideas.
    — Angel [2022-05-30]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8084
    Let's examine a robot alien ghost.
    — Ian [2022-05-29]
    Soundfall on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8083
    My personal technique is to continue the suction throughout the whole procedure.
    — Ian [2022-05-28]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #8082
    My mom says I'm a pro-gamer.
    — Cori [2022-05-26]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  24. #8081
    I cooked it. That means it's people food.
    — Ben [2022-05-23]
    Sea of Thieves on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8080
    Never, ever look at a real horse.
    — Cori [2022-05-23]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe