Quotes – LRRbot

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#7883

Chat if I die, you can probably blame Cori.

— Az [2021-11-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7882

Molly sent me a bag of eyes.

— Cori [2021-11-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7881

Don't think too hard about what I say.

— Ian [2021-11-24]
Wingspan on Let's NOPE
#7880

You can't just make all the foods into one food.

— Carrie [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7879

I have done this.

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7878

Comfort can only be extreme and sometimes hostile.

— Kathleen [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7877

I'm wearing the wrong pants!

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7876

All sorts of things could've happened to my body that I'm unaware of.

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7875

That was a horrible noise, good job.

— Graham, to Ian [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7874

We should buy a gym!

— Ben [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7873

Hi, I'm Waywocket!

— Erika, as Waywocket, frequently [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7872

I've made a lot of mistakes, usually on purpose.

— Andrew [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7871

I may have grabbed the wrong unknowable piece...

— Beej [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7870

That's what you want dolls to do: grab.

— Heather [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7869

Why do the French get promotions??

— Cori [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7868

But I was doing No Art November!

— Cori [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7867

I was in the primordial space that existed before I rolled my character.

— Cam, perhaps as Issac [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7866

My life is nothing but suffering and misery.

— Julie, after finding out avocado emojis are not classed as fruits [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7865

We don't encourage violence here, unless we're Heather.

— Molly [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7864

You have two goos.

— Andrew [2021-11-16]
None on Talking Simulator
#7863

It depends on how spacious the interior of a bear is.

— Carrie [2021-11-16]
None on Talking Simulator
#7862

I'm just trying to keep building until it looks good.

— Ian [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7861

I hope Shakespeare's in a key I can speak.

— Andy [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7860

I can tape differently and intensively.

— Kathleen [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7859

My back end is not responding...

— Wiggins [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator