Quotes – LRRbot

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#8315

Time for safety, I GUESS.

— Graham [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8314

This is a weird way to start a knife fight.

— Ian [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8313

We had a spreadsheet and we put 'BEER' on it before you did.'

— Kathleen [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8312

Come sit on the shrimp dog lobster couch.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8311

When do I become a problem?

— Jordan [2022-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8310

I needed that translated to human speak.

— Serge [2022-11-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8309

I'm more ethical by the minute.

— Matt [2022-11-07]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#8308

The rabbit doesn't need a gun!

— Graham [2022-11-07]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#8307

I'll just go big, 'cause I'm taking with my hands.

— Cori [2022-11-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8306

I show up all the time without context.

— Heather [2022-11-06]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8305

I'm going to unapologize for my apology. Everything is perfect.

— Serge [2022-11-04]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8304

I just figuered I needed to Skeksis it up a bit.

— Graham [2022-11-04]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8303

I just wish my sword was as long as hers.

— Nelson [2022-11-03]
Tunic on Play it Forward
#8302

My ass-mastication moratorium is over!

— Ian [2022-11-02]
Board Games on AFK
#8301

I heard the splash!

— James [2022-11-01]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8300

The prequel for Friday the 13th is Animal House.

— Cameron [2022-10-31]
Movie Night on Rhythm Cafe
#8299

I wish we were still with the Elvis people.

— Ian [2022-10-30]
Frederic: Resurrection of Music - Director's Cut on Rhythm Cafe
#8298

The one good thing about this costume is that I literally cannot see Twitch chat.

— Bengineering, dressed as a banana [2022-10-28]
Magic: the Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8297

I know I'm the problem...

— Beej [2022-10-28]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8296

I'm a mummy's boy.

— Bengineering [2022-10-26]
Board Games on AFK
#8295

I don't want realism in my video games!

— James [2022-10-25]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8294

Tell us if you want to bongle a dongle.

— Kathleen [2022-10-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8293

The word of the day is: Knarly Shmeng.

— Alex [2022-10-24]
Art on Play it Forward
#8292

I produce amazing, warm-hearted staring into nothingness.

— Heather [2022-10-23]
Yoiyami Dancers: Twilight Danmaku Dancers on Rhythm Cafe
#8291

What's more important: an Olympic gold medal, or the ability to tear a bear in half with your bare hands?

— Ian [2022-10-23]
Yoiyami Dancers: Twilight Danmaku Dancers on Rhythm Cafe