Quotes – LRRbot

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#7915

Oh no! I've Jorts'd myself!

— Cori [2021-12-28]
I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
#7914

Fish Jesus take the wheel!

— Cori [2021-12-28]
I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
#7913

Why would I think what I was doing was correct.

— James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7912

Look, I'm an elite programmer, not an elite Minecraft player.

— James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7911

How do I get out of this?' 'I don't know, it's not designed to get into.'

— Serge and James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7910

If you can sit on it, it's a horse.

— Kathleen [2021-12-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#7909

There's no VOD, nobody can discover my sins.

— Heather [2021-12-26]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#7908

I love ruining Ian's day, let's do that.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7907

Stop telling me you believe in me, it freaks me out.

— Kathleen [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7906

When things go on fire, I don't have a problem with it. YOU have a problem with it.

— Ian [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7905

Thank God we each bought two halves of the same cat.

— Graham [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7904

On a scale of Serge to Beej, how are your humansounds?

— azureHaights [2021-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
#7903

It's Tingle time!

— Heather [2021-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
#7902

Everything you have done has made it worse.

— Serge [2021-12-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7901

Did you know that I like digging holes?

— James [2021-12-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7900

No wars today, only cake!

— James [2021-12-20]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#7899

If you cut open a pineapple, that's what Spongebob looks like.

— Ian [2021-12-19]
Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
#7898

What do you call the gear shifter on a horse?

— Ian [2021-12-18]
Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
#7897

Call me Mars, because I'm having an incredibly difficult time establishing a mantle.

— Ian [2021-12-16]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7896

If you hit a tree you explode. If you hit a mushroom you just lose balls.

— Graham [2021-12-15]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#7895

I have abdicated the daddy throne!

— Olivia [2021-12-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#7894

No one's begged me for their life yet, which is annoying.

— Kathleen [2021-12-13]
Ship Graveyard Simulator on CheckPoint Plus
#7893

Finnegan no!

— Kathleen [2021-12-13]
Shin Megami Tensei V on CheckPoint Plus
#7892

I'm a delight!

— James [2021-12-12]
Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
#7891

Well that's that question answered in a really depressing way.

— Kathleen [2021-12-08]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Let's NOPE