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  1. #8048
    These are people who the brain juice made up in the middle of the night.
    — Ian [2022-04-24]
    Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8047
    It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa.
    — Heather [2022-04-24]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
  3. #8046
    Who needs safety? I have fire.
    — Heather [2022-04-23]
    None on Play it Forward
  4. #8045
    Things I can't eat become my friends!
    — Heather [2022-04-23]
    None on Play it Forward
  5. #8044
    Oh, come on! Those look flammable!
    — Heather [2022-04-22]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
  6. #8043
    I wonder if i can convince LRR we should do bomb bowling?
    — Heather [2022-04-22]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
  7. #8042
    I like how adaptable our bones are.
    — Ian [2022-04-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  8. #8041
    You want some alone time? get a boat!
    — Serge [2022-04-19]
    Minecraft on Can't Draw Horses Club
  9. #8040
    Can't beat duck horse.
    — Matt [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  10. #8039
    Someone needs to add duck.
    — Michelle [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  11. #8038
    Battle raps usually don't have this much yearning.
    — Wheeler [2022-04-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
  12. #8037
    Help anyone who has to stream in this office if I figure out how to program for the Streamdeck.
    — Heather [2022-04-17]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8036
    Is there anything more infuriating the smacking a salmon?
    — RebelliousUno [2022-04-12]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8035
    Why are there so many cats in the heating duct?
    — Ian [2022-04-10]
    Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8034
    I could go for some cheese.
    — Beej, flirtatiously [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #8033
    I wasn't listening! I was too busy yelling at Beej!
    — Adam [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #8032
    If you come across the lower half of a monkey, that's a clue that something happened.
    — Beej [2022-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #8031
    If there's anything I know, it's how to get views on Twitch.
    — James [2022-04-05]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8030
    That was just disastrous within normal parameters.
    — Ian [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8029
    I feel like I have to be a cautionary tale.
    — Ian [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8028
    (ceaseless clapping)
    — Everybody's Golf patrons [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8027
    I'm in every gang.
    — Heather [2022-04-04]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8026
    It won't hurt me if I don't touch the red part.
    — Ian [2022-04-03]
    Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8025
    Did you just shout at me to get out of your groin?
    — Wheeler [2022-03-30]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  25. #8024
    Cactus is my backup if moon is taken.
    — Cori [2022-03-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe