Quotes – LRRbot

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#8131

The metaverse is sweaty from the neck up.

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8130

Do you ever just look at your hands and wonder why they do that?

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8129

I never knew it was possible to do an upskirt from the top.

— Ian [2022-07-10]
Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
#8128

I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!

— Adam [2022-07-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8127

Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!

— Ben [2022-07-04]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge on Crossing the Streams
#8126

The crotch area, one of the big problem spots.

— Cori [2022-07-04]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8125

They found a way to make the Apocalypse fuckable.

— Wheeler [2022-07-03]
Shadowverse on Rhythm Cafe
#8124

That said, if greed is on the table..." "You're all for greed, huh?

— Wheeler and Taalia [2022-07-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8123

Out of respect, the pants will stay on.

— Beej [2022-06-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#8122

I'm on the Internet, I have brain worms.

— Ian [2022-06-27]
Drink More Glurp on Watch and Play
#8121

It's the philosophical idea of tasting a candle.

— Ian [2022-06-26]
Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Watch and Play
#8120

My mind is always empty, that's my secret.

— Ian [2022-06-25]
Special Events on Watch and Play
#8119

Thicker! Thicker! More viscous!

— Beej [2022-06-24]
Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
#8118

I've lit enough things on fire that everyone's allowed one.

— Ian, on swearing on TTSF [2022-06-23]
Makers & Crafting on Watch and Play
#8117

The pig is not ignoring you James, it's actively gaming.

— Serge [2022-06-21]
Minecraft on Watch and Play
#8116

I want to make the robot's balls drop.

— Ian [2022-06-20]
Power Stone 2 on Watch and Play
#8115

This is a perfectly normal stream with perfectly normal guests and conversations.

— Angel [2022-06-20]
Art on Watch and Play
#8114

'Did you read the thing in chat?' 'No (reads chat) Never again!'

— Az and Cori [2022-06-20]
Art on Watch and Play
#8113

On the one hand, sorry. On the other hand, good grief.

— Graham [2022-06-19]
#8112

Confidence is doing things you aren't qualified for.

— Ian [2022-06-19]
Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Mega Mix on Watch and Play
#8111

You can read a lot of words and be real dumb.

— Beej [2022-06-18]
Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
#8110

Why did you dodge into his mouth?

— Beej [2022-06-17]
Metroid: Other M on Watch and Play
#8109

Sometimes complete garbage is fine.

— RebelliousUno [2022-06-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8108

People used to write poems about this stuff.

— James, on punching grass [2022-06-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8107

I'm too beautiful to live! I mean die!

— Cori [2022-06-13]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams