Quotes – LRRbot

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#8080

Never, ever look at a real horse.

— Cori [2022-05-23]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8079

I'm a sweet potato. Oh, buckets!

— Serge [2022-05-21]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8078

You know what the world needs more of? Bat petting zoos.

— James [2022-05-21]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8077

"Wow, one block of water has a lot of water in it."

— Paul [2022-05-21]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8076

Elaborate ruse! Fancy cupcakes! Dance!!

— James [2022-05-21]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8075

You're always right chat, EXCEPT WHEN YOU LIE.

— Cori [2022-05-21]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8074

We all need gold Uno!

— James [2022-05-17]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8073

This is mega proggers!... is a sentence I just said in the year 2022.

— Serge [2022-05-17]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8072

I am a wasp. That's why I'm bad at math.

— Jordynne [2022-05-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8071

Pegging is serious business, Matthew.

— Jordynne [2022-05-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8070

'Chat do you see what I have to put up with?' 'It's called friendship Az.'

— Az and Cori
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8069

Today, we're going to be experiencing "clothing".

— Cori [2022-05-16]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8068

Witness me, me!

— Ian [2022-05-15]
Hide & Dance! on Rhythm Cafe
#8067

Against all reason, this is still happening.

— Graham [2022-05-13]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8066

I am not a teacher. Do not learn anything from me.

— Ian [2022-05-12]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8065

Trust me, I've done things for aesthetics before.

— Serge [2022-05-10]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8064

Stop making waterfalls if they're not going to have secret rooms.

— Nelson [2022-05-09]
Ember Knights on Crossing the Streams
#8063

Everything I do is a secret Cori.

— Heather [2022-05-08]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8062

'Heather did you do something?' 'Never.' 'I believe you.'

— Cori and Heather [2022-05-08]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8061

I wonder if I can crank yank a bird?

— Cori [2022-05-06]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8060

One person's milf is another person's mom.

— Paul [2022-05-04]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#8059

'Do I look cool?' 'Nope!'

— James and Serge [2022-05-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8058

I think having a spare corpse is probably helpful.

— Alex [2022-05-02]
Spelunky 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8057

Feel my soda justice!

— Heather [2022-05-01]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8056

"Please do not eat the markers. They don't belong to us."

— Michelle [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive