Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#8072

I am a wasp. That's why I'm bad at math.

— Jordynne [2022-05-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8071

Pegging is serious business, Matthew.

— Jordynne [2022-05-16]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#8070

'Chat do you see what I have to put up with?' 'It's called friendship Az.'

— Az and Cori
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8069

Today, we're going to be experiencing "clothing".

— Cori [2022-05-16]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8068

Witness me, me!

— Ian [2022-05-15]
Hide & Dance! on Rhythm Cafe
#8067

Against all reason, this is still happening.

— Graham [2022-05-13]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8066

I am not a teacher. Do not learn anything from me.

— Ian [2022-05-12]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8065

Trust me, I've done things for aesthetics before.

— Serge [2022-05-10]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8064

Stop making waterfalls if they're not going to have secret rooms.

— Nelson [2022-05-09]
Ember Knights on Crossing the Streams
#8063

Everything I do is a secret Cori.

— Heather [2022-05-08]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8062

'Heather did you do something?' 'Never.' 'I believe you.'

— Cori and Heather [2022-05-08]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8061

I wonder if I can crank yank a bird?

— Cori [2022-05-06]
Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
#8060

One person's milf is another person's mom.

— Paul [2022-05-04]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#8059

'Do I look cool?' 'Nope!'

— James and Serge [2022-05-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8058

I think having a spare corpse is probably helpful.

— Alex [2022-05-02]
Spelunky 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8057

Feel my soda justice!

— Heather [2022-05-01]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8056

"Please do not eat the markers. They don't belong to us."

— Michelle [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8055

I'm a good boy!" "Cameron is a good boy!" "I agree!

— Cameron, Kathleen, and Beej [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8054

But what about... other types... of things...

— Paul [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8053

I do say a lot of things.

— Ian [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8051

Now I'm everyone's problem.

— Graham [2022-04-28]
Rogue Legacy 2 on Bonus Stream
#8050

They are preposterously phallic.

— Graham, On Geoducks [2022-04-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8049

Beej, you put physics back where you found it!

— Ben [2022-04-25]
Drink More Glurp on Rhythm Cafe
#8048

These are people who the brain juice made up in the middle of the night.

— Ian [2022-04-24]
Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Rhythm Cafe
#8047

It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa.

— Heather [2022-04-24]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward