Quotes – LRRbot

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#7971

They have the same vibe as egg.

— Matt, about Meryl Streep [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7970

Beej's tender underbelly is too long.

— Kathleen [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7969

Chat, stop saying gorilla blood.

— Paul [2022-02-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7968

Ironically, just falling off into the void is better then just dying.

— Paul [2022-02-14]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7967

I'm not the Bone Lord, but I bet I could bone once or twice.

— Wheeler [2022-02-13]
Inscryption on Rhythm Cafe
#7966

Give me thick thighs! Full of hydraulics!

— Ian [2022-02-13]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7965

If this doesn't make a giant butt come out from the ceiling, I'll be very disappointed in this videogame.

— Ian [2022-02-13]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7964

They got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.

— Paul [2022-02-13]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
#7963

You went inside the frog.

— Graham [2022-02-09]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#7962

You set a dangerous precedent, listening to chat.

— Uno [2022-02-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7961

The hammer sees all.

— Graham [2022-02-07]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7960

Swallow the commercial egg.

— Az [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7959

People call them a lot of things, but to me, they're just there.

— Cori, on chat [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7958

I am a baller.

— Cori [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7957

This is a lie, and you know it.

— Az [2022-02-07]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7956

Death by snoot boops it shall be.

— Paul [2022-02-07]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7955

I like this kind of boat travel better than the last time we had to do it inside of a coma.

— Ian [2022-02-06]
Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
#7954

There were a lot of particle effects, then everyone died.

— Paul [2022-02-06]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7953

Someday, justice for butt-breathing!

— Graham [2022-02-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7952

Ah ha! I have escaped into a cutscene.

— Paul [2022-01-31]
Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
#7951

It's not MY fault he's got bad opinions.

— Heather, about Beej [2022-01-28]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7950

Stand in the throat to indicate you are ready to begin.

— SniperPumpkin [2022-01-27]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7949

No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!

— Crim [2022-01-25]
DEVOUR on Let's NOPE
#7948

A delightful menace' is the perfect descriptor for Cameron.

— James [2022-01-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7947

You're making me make my own buttons? don't you know who I am?

— James [2022-01-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock