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  1. #7983
    You don't scare me, skeleton. I've discovered the power of boneless meat.
    — Ian [2022-02-26]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  2. #7982
    I wish I hadn't fallen down this hole.
    — Graham [2022-02-24]
    Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #7981
    Being "professional" only means you are paid for doing something, not that you are good at it.
    — Ian [2022-02-24]
    Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #7980
    You have an interesting relationship with sincerity.
    — Jacob, to Wheeler [2022-02-23]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  5. #7979
    It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows.
    — Alex [2022-02-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #7978
    The problem with underdogs is it doesn't seem like they're gonna win.
    — Paul [2021-02-12]
    Camel (C)Up on AFK
  7. #7977
    I'm gonna go full chocolate biscuit.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7976
    I'm always disappointed I can't stand on the plant pot.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7975
    Nelson's final words were 'Oh no, too many penguins!'
    — Paul [2022-02-21]
    Mario Party Superstars on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7974
    Cowboy Bebop is how Beej and I fell in love.
    — Ian [2022-02-20]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7973
    Beep boop, I'm an alien!
    — James [2022-02-19]
    Escape from Tarkov on LRRMtG
  12. #7972
    If there's room for two Withers, there's room to jump.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-02-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7971
    They have the same vibe as egg.
    — Matt, about Meryl Streep [2022-02-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7970
    Beej's tender underbelly is too long.
    — Kathleen [2022-02-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7969
    Chat, stop saying gorilla blood.
    — Paul [2022-02-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7968
    Ironically, just falling off into the void is better then just dying.
    — Paul [2022-02-14]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7967
    I'm not the Bone Lord, but I bet I could bone once or twice.
    — Wheeler [2022-02-13]
    Inscryption on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7966
    Give me thick thighs! Full of hydraulics!
    — Ian [2022-02-13]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7965
    If this doesn't make a giant butt come out from the ceiling, I'll be very disappointed in this videogame.
    — Ian [2022-02-13]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7964
    They got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.
    — Paul [2022-02-13]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #7963
    You went inside the frog.
    — Graham [2022-02-09]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  22. #7962
    You set a dangerous precedent, listening to chat.
    — Uno [2022-02-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7961
    The hammer sees all.
    — Graham [2022-02-07]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7960
    Swallow the commercial egg.
    — Az [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7959
    People call them a lot of things, but to me, they're just there.
    — Cori, on chat [2022-02-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe