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  1. #8150
    Can I swap seats with someone...?" "Absolutely not.
    — Kathleen and Cam, avoiding eye contact with Beej
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8149
    And because it's live, stuff happens.
    — Paul [2022-07-30]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8148
    That's just good video game advice: if you can steal it, do it.
    — Paul [2022-07-27]
    Stray on Play it Forward
  4. #8147
    I've never counted a day in my life.
    — Serge [2022-07-26]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  5. #8146
    There's a good 30% chance I'm gonna sleep in that box tonight.
    — James [2022-07-26]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  6. #8145
    I'm innocent.
    — Cori [2022-07-25]
    Art on Play it Forward
  7. #8144
    On this channel, the only person who does any carrying is Heather.
    — Ian [2022-07-24]
    Touhou Spell Bubble on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8143
    Why aren't you going into my dank?
    — RebelliousUno [2022-07-19]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8142
    Choose Jan Nathan
    — Serge [2022-07-18]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8141
    Can we pump out the feculence and unleash the monkeys on it?
    — Featherweight [2022-07-18]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8140
    Did this please the hamburger people?
    — Ian [2022-07-17]
    pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8139
    I regret nothing and everything! It's a state of mind!
    — Heather [2022-07-17]
    pop'n music Best Hits on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8138
    Is a rat king just a rat polycule?
    — Adam [2022-07-14]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  14. #8137
    If I can't be a good example, at least I can be a horrible one.
    — Jacob [2022-07-13]
    Warhammer on AFK
  15. #8136
    We need to be either cringe or filthy.
    — Nelson [2022-07-13]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8135
    Jo is S-tier.
    — Serge [2022-07-12]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8134
    I've seen worse things done with my DNA.
    — James [2022-07-12]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8133
    Confidence does not mean correctness.
    — Serge [2022-07-11]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8132
    Maybe I don't know the value of my own feet.
    — Serge [2022-07-11]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8131
    The metaverse is sweaty from the neck up.
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8130
    Do you ever just look at your hands and wonder why they do that?
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8129
    I never knew it was possible to do an upskirt from the top.
    — Ian [2022-07-10]
    Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8128
    I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!
    — Adam [2022-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #8127
    Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!
    — Ben [2022-07-04]
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8126
    The crotch area, one of the big problem spots.
    — Cori [2022-07-04]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe