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  1. #7868
    But I was doing No Art November!
    — Cori [2021-11-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  2. #7867
    I was in the primordial space that existed before I rolled my character.
    — Cam, perhaps as Issac [2021-11-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  3. #7866
    My life is nothing but suffering and misery.
    — Julie, after finding out avocado emojis are not classed as fruits [2021-11-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  4. #7865
    We don't encourage violence here, unless we're Heather.
    — Molly [2021-11-17]
    None on Talking Simulator
  5. #7864
    You have two goos.
    — Andrew [2021-11-16]
    None on Talking Simulator
  6. #7863
    It depends on how spacious the interior of a bear is.
    — Carrie [2021-11-16]
    None on Talking Simulator
  7. #7862
    I'm just trying to keep building until it looks good.
    — Ian [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  8. #7861
    I hope Shakespeare's in a key I can speak.
    — Andy [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  9. #7860
    I can tape differently and intensively.
    — Kathleen [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  10. #7859
    My back end is not responding...
    — Wiggins [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  11. #7858
    I'm so good at rocks!
    — Heather [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  12. #7857
    Look. 2019 was last year. Don't worry about it.
    — Heather [2021-11-15]
    None on Talking Simulator
  13. #7856
    All of the teeth inside me are yours.
    — Graham [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  14. #7854
    Listen, I'm all about enabling Ian.
    — Ben [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  15. #7853
    Bartleby looks good with legs.
    — Cori [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  16. #7852
    I broke the Thwomp song.
    — Ben [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  17. #7851
    Oh no! That sounds like FUN!
    — Jacob [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  18. #7850
    So much lightning happens.
    — Jacob [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  19. #7849
    I would like to do something real, real silly.
    — Jacob [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  20. #7848
    There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth.
    — Paul [2021-11-14]
    None on Talking Simulator
  21. #7847
    Golden Retrievers are the cinnamon rolls of dogs.
    — Graham [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  22. #7846
    The human body is an infuriatingly analogue device.
    — Ian [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  23. #7845
    'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.
    — Ben [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  24. #7844
    Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.
    — Andrew [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  25. #7843
    Why do we let Horner do things?
    — Cameron [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator