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  1. #8069
    Today, we're going to be experiencing "clothing".
    — Cori [2022-05-16]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8068
    Witness me, me!
    — Ian [2022-05-15]
    Hide & Dance! on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8067
    Against all reason, this is still happening.
    — Graham [2022-05-13]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #8066
    I am not a teacher. Do not learn anything from me.
    — Ian [2022-05-12]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  5. #8065
    Trust me, I've done things for aesthetics before.
    — Serge [2022-05-10]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8064
    Stop making waterfalls if they're not going to have secret rooms.
    — Nelson [2022-05-09]
    Ember Knights on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8063
    Everything I do is a secret Cori.
    — Heather [2022-05-08]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  8. #8062
    'Heather did you do something?' 'Never.' 'I believe you.'
    — Cori and Heather [2022-05-08]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  9. #8061
    I wonder if I can crank yank a bird?
    — Cori [2022-05-06]
    Horizon Forbidden West on Play it Forward
  10. #8060
    One person's milf is another person's mom.
    — Paul [2022-05-04]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #8059
    'Do I look cool?' 'Nope!'
    — James and Serge [2022-05-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8058
    I think having a spare corpse is probably helpful.
    — Alex [2022-05-02]
    Spelunky 2 on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8057
    Feel my soda justice!
    — Heather [2022-05-01]
    LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #8056
    "Please do not eat the markers. They don't belong to us."
    — Michelle [2022-04-30]
    LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #8055
    I'm a good boy!" "Cameron is a good boy!" "I agree!
    — Cameron, Kathleen, and Beej [2022-04-30]
    LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #8054
    But what about... other types... of things...
    — Paul [2022-04-30]
    LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #8053
    I do say a lot of things.
    — Ian [2022-04-30]
    LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #8051
    Now I'm everyone's problem.
    — Graham [2022-04-28]
    Rogue Legacy 2 on Bonus Stream
  19. #8050
    They are preposterously phallic.
    — Graham, On Geoducks [2022-04-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8049
    Beej, you put physics back where you found it!
    — Ben [2022-04-25]
    Drink More Glurp on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8048
    These are people who the brain juice made up in the middle of the night.
    — Ian [2022-04-24]
    Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8047
    It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa.
    — Heather [2022-04-24]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
  23. #8046
    Who needs safety? I have fire.
    — Heather [2022-04-23]
    None on Play it Forward
  24. #8045
    Things I can't eat become my friends!
    — Heather [2022-04-23]
    None on Play it Forward
  25. #8044
    Oh, come on! Those look flammable!
    — Heather [2022-04-22]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward