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  1. #7947
    You're making me make my own buttons? don't you know who I am?
    — James [2022-01-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7946
    It's butt is open! DPSing the butt!
    — Serge [2022-01-24]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7945
    Oh it's a webP?
    — Cori, disgusted [2022-01-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7944
    When chat says 'Go left' I just immediately assume it's a lie.
    — Paul [2022-01-23]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #7943
    Think wet thoughts.
    — Beej [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #7942
    Oh, ooohhhhhh. That is creepy.
    — Serge [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #7941
    Go Serge, I believe in you.
    — James [2022-01-22]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #7940
    Any size hole is fine.
    — Angel [2022-01-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7939
    Heather will always let you know when she expects you to die.
    — Ian [2022-01-16]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7938
    Don't be like me, chat.
    — James [2022-01-15]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #7936
    I'm sorry I couldn't use the crystal to triangle the witch, I got stuck on a teacup.
    — Graham [2022-01-13]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  12. #7935
    We live in a world were the highest possible crime is sharing something with your friends.
    — Cameron [2022-01-10]
    Art on Bonus Stream
  13. #7934
    We all have favorite types of noise, right?
    — Cori [2022-01-10]
    Art on Bonus Stream
  14. #7933
    Bonk, bonk, bonk-bonk-bonk.
    — Ian [2022-01-09]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7932
    I was Twitch Chat there for a second, and I apologize.
    — Serge [2022-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  16. #7931
    No, don't put that in LRRbot!
    — Cameron [2022-01-05]
    Root on Let's NOPE
  17. #7930
    Chickens are not know for sanity.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-01-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7929
    Please, I beg of you, go away cheeseburgers.
    — Serge [2022-01-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7928
    For legal purposes, it wasn't the first train that killed him.
    — Paul [2022-01-03]
    Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7927
    Naruto's back on top of the store again.
    — Graham [2022-01-03]
    Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7926
    It's about a sexually transmitted ghost.
    — Cori [2022-01-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7925
    I know how to read their subtle clues.
    — Kathleen, on the plot of Shin Megami Tensei V [2022-01-03]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7924
    Good choice, putting on pants!
    — Ian [2022-01-02]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7923
    Chat, you're my favorite slightly larger mammal.
    — Ian [2022-01-02]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7922
    Sometimes it's easier to figure out a dungeon if you just kill everyone.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-31]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Watch and Play