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  1. #7956
    Death by snoot boops it shall be.
    — Paul [2022-02-07]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7955
    I like this kind of boat travel better than the last time we had to do it inside of a coma.
    — Ian [2022-02-06]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7954
    There were a lot of particle effects, then everyone died.
    — Paul [2022-02-06]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #7953
    Someday, justice for butt-breathing!
    — Graham [2022-02-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #7952
    Ah ha! I have escaped into a cutscene.
    — Paul [2022-01-31]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7951
    It's not MY fault he's got bad opinions.
    — Heather, about Beej [2022-01-28]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  7. #7950
    Stand in the throat to indicate you are ready to begin.
    — SniperPumpkin [2022-01-27]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  8. #7949
    No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!
    — Crim [2022-01-25]
    DEVOUR on Let's NOPE
  9. #7948
    A delightful menace' is the perfect descriptor for Cameron.
    — James [2022-01-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7947
    You're making me make my own buttons? don't you know who I am?
    — James [2022-01-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7946
    It's butt is open! DPSing the butt!
    — Serge [2022-01-24]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7945
    Oh it's a webP?
    — Cori, disgusted [2022-01-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7944
    When chat says 'Go left' I just immediately assume it's a lie.
    — Paul [2022-01-23]
    Immortals Fenyx Rising on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #7943
    Think wet thoughts.
    — Beej [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #7942
    Oh, ooohhhhhh. That is creepy.
    — Serge [2022-01-22]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #7941
    Go Serge, I believe in you.
    — James [2022-01-22]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #7940
    Any size hole is fine.
    — Angel [2022-01-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7939
    Heather will always let you know when she expects you to die.
    — Ian [2022-01-16]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7938
    Don't be like me, chat.
    — James [2022-01-15]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #7936
    I'm sorry I couldn't use the crystal to triangle the witch, I got stuck on a teacup.
    — Graham [2022-01-13]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  21. #7935
    We live in a world were the highest possible crime is sharing something with your friends.
    — Cameron [2022-01-10]
    Art on Bonus Stream
  22. #7934
    We all have favorite types of noise, right?
    — Cori [2022-01-10]
    Art on Bonus Stream
  23. #7933
    Bonk, bonk, bonk-bonk-bonk.
    — Ian [2022-01-09]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7932
    I was Twitch Chat there for a second, and I apologize.
    — Serge [2022-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  25. #7931
    No, don't put that in LRRbot!
    — Cameron [2022-01-05]
    Root on Let's NOPE