Quotes – LRRbot

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#7858

I'm so good at rocks!

— Heather [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7857

Look. 2019 was last year. Don't worry about it.

— Heather [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7856

All of the teeth inside me are yours.

— Graham [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7854

Listen, I'm all about enabling Ian.

— Ben [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7853

Bartleby looks good with legs.

— Cori [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7852

I broke the Thwomp song.

— Ben [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7851

Oh no! That sounds like FUN!

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7850

So much lightning happens.

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7849

I would like to do something real, real silly.

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7848

There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth.

— Paul [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7847

Golden Retrievers are the cinnamon rolls of dogs.

— Graham [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7846

The human body is an infuriatingly analogue device.

— Ian [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7845

'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.

— Ben [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7844

Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.

— Andrew [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7843

Why do we let Horner do things?

— Cameron [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7842

Make it sound wholesome and not disgusting but also delicious!

— Kathleen [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7841

I got chocolate banana granola balls!

— James [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7840

The head is where all the problems happen.

— Ian [2021-11-12]
None on Talking Simulator
#7839

Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia.

— James [2021-11-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#7838

Subway bread is the Democratic party of smells.

— Ian [2021-11-10]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7837

Back on the trampoline, goose!

— Cori [2021-11-09]
Let's Build a Zoo on Talking Simulator
#7836

'Lukka Djibouti' I know I do.

— Graham
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7835

There's no such thing as 'too much' in this house.

— Noordin Ali [2021-11-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7834

It's a steel trash can, I'm so excited!

— Kathleen [2021-11-06]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7833

I bought this ship so I could slam, I'm going to slam as much as I can!

— Ian [2021-11-04]
Board Games on Let's NOPE