Quotes – LRRbot

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#8004

I can't put a vampire in my heart or bones. That's where the ghosts are.

— Ian [2022-03-20]
A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
#8003

I don't know if he's dead, but I got his hat.

— Adam [2022-03-16]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#8002

Adding words to it does not make it better.

— Heather [2022-03-14]
Art on Play it Forward
#8001

I just make stuff up and sometimes things come out.

— Heather [2022-03-14]
Art on Play it Forward
#8000

Quote 8000 is gonna suck.

— Heather [2022-03-13]
A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
#7999

Beans mean something!

— Ian [2022-03-13]
A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
#7998

Why do you have three of those six-drops?" "Because they're sick!

— Ben and Adam [2022-03-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
#7997

I'm just misplaying myself to victory, it's great.

— Wheeler [2022-03-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
#7996

When I need energy, I drink motor oil.

— Ian [2022-03-09]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#7995

DK's joined the Gummy Squad!

— Heather [2022-03-07]
Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
#7993

Suck those coins!

— Ian [2022-03-07]
Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
#7992

"You're so much better at doing calls to action for engagement than I am." "That's cause I just want the world to burn."

— Graham and Kathleen [2022-03-08]
Art on Play it Forward
#7991

I'm married to whips in general.

— Adam [2022-03-06]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#7990

Why do you always have to make things creepy?

— Heather, to Beej [2022-03-04]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#7989

Oh God I hit the wrong button!

— James [2022-03-01]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7988

Ah yes, the Excite-A-Bike Dirge.

— Ian [2022-02-28]
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
#7987

The petard comes for us all.

— Graham [2022-02-28]
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
#7986

Is the cat our soul?

— Heather [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Rhythm Cafe
#7985

You can't tell me not to moan, that's like 30% of my bits.

— Wheeler [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#7984

This really is a fantasy game if you think that hit me.

— Wheeler [2022-02-27]
ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
#7983

You don't scare me, skeleton. I've discovered the power of boneless meat.

— Ian [2022-02-26]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7982

I wish I hadn't fallen down this hole.

— Graham [2022-02-24]
Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
#7981

Being "professional" only means you are paid for doing something, not that you are good at it.

— Ian [2022-02-24]
Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
#7980

You have an interesting relationship with sincerity.

— Jacob, to Wheeler [2022-02-23]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#7979

It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows.

— Alex [2022-02-23]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play