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  1. #8001
    I just make stuff up and sometimes things come out.
    — Heather [2022-03-14]
    Art on Play it Forward
  2. #8000
    Quote 8000 is gonna suck.
    — Heather [2022-03-13]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7999
    Beans mean something!
    — Ian [2022-03-13]
    A Musical Story on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7998
    Why do you have three of those six-drops?" "Because they're sick!
    — Ben and Adam [2022-03-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
  5. #7997
    I'm just misplaying myself to victory, it's great.
    — Wheeler [2022-03-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Watch and Play
  6. #7996
    When I need energy, I drink motor oil.
    — Ian [2022-03-09]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  7. #7995
    DK's joined the Gummy Squad!
    — Heather [2022-03-07]
    Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
  8. #7993
    Suck those coins!
    — Ian [2022-03-07]
    Mario Golf: Super Rush on Play it Forward
  9. #7992
    "You're so much better at doing calls to action for engagement than I am." "That's cause I just want the world to burn."
    — Graham and Kathleen [2022-03-08]
    Art on Play it Forward
  10. #7991
    I'm married to whips in general.
    — Adam [2022-03-06]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  11. #7990
    Why do you always have to make things creepy?
    — Heather, to Beej [2022-03-04]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  12. #7989
    Oh God I hit the wrong button!
    — James [2022-03-01]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7988
    Ah yes, the Excite-A-Bike Dirge.
    — Ian [2022-02-28]
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7987
    The petard comes for us all.
    — Graham [2022-02-28]
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7986
    Is the cat our soul?
    — Heather [2022-02-27]
    ELDEN RING on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7985
    You can't tell me not to moan, that's like 30% of my bits.
    — Wheeler [2022-02-27]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  17. #7984
    This really is a fantasy game if you think that hit me.
    — Wheeler [2022-02-27]
    ELDEN RING on Play it Forward
  18. #7983
    You don't scare me, skeleton. I've discovered the power of boneless meat.
    — Ian [2022-02-26]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  19. #7982
    I wish I hadn't fallen down this hole.
    — Graham [2022-02-24]
    Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #7981
    Being "professional" only means you are paid for doing something, not that you are good at it.
    — Ian [2022-02-24]
    Destiny 2 on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #7980
    You have an interesting relationship with sincerity.
    — Jacob, to Wheeler [2022-02-23]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  22. #7979
    It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows.
    — Alex [2022-02-23]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  23. #7978
    The problem with underdogs is it doesn't seem like they're gonna win.
    — Paul [2021-02-12]
    Camel (C)Up on AFK
  24. #7977
    I'm gonna go full chocolate biscuit.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7976
    I'm always disappointed I can't stand on the plant pot.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-02-22]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe