Quotes – LRRbot

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#7870

That's what you want dolls to do: grab.

— Heather [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator
#7869

Why do the French get promotions??

— Cori [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7868

But I was doing No Art November!

— Cori [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7867

I was in the primordial space that existed before I rolled my character.

— Cam, perhaps as Issac [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7866

My life is nothing but suffering and misery.

— Julie, after finding out avocado emojis are not classed as fruits [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7865

We don't encourage violence here, unless we're Heather.

— Molly [2021-11-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#7864

You have two goos.

— Andrew [2021-11-16]
None on Talking Simulator
#7863

It depends on how spacious the interior of a bear is.

— Carrie [2021-11-16]
None on Talking Simulator
#7862

I'm just trying to keep building until it looks good.

— Ian [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7861

I hope Shakespeare's in a key I can speak.

— Andy [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7860

I can tape differently and intensively.

— Kathleen [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7859

My back end is not responding...

— Wiggins [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7858

I'm so good at rocks!

— Heather [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7857

Look. 2019 was last year. Don't worry about it.

— Heather [2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
#7856

All of the teeth inside me are yours.

— Graham [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7854

Listen, I'm all about enabling Ian.

— Ben [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7853

Bartleby looks good with legs.

— Cori [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7852

I broke the Thwomp song.

— Ben [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7851

Oh no! That sounds like FUN!

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7850

So much lightning happens.

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7849

I would like to do something real, real silly.

— Jacob [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7848

There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth.

— Paul [2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
#7847

Golden Retrievers are the cinnamon rolls of dogs.

— Graham [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7846

The human body is an infuriatingly analogue device.

— Ian [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7845

'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.

— Ben [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator