Quotes – LRRbot

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#7844

Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.

— Andrew [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7843

Why do we let Horner do things?

— Cameron [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7842

Make it sound wholesome and not disgusting but also delicious!

— Kathleen [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7841

I got chocolate banana granola balls!

— James [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7840

The head is where all the problems happen.

— Ian [2021-11-12]
None on Talking Simulator
#7839

Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia.

— James [2021-11-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#7838

Subway bread is the Democratic party of smells.

— Ian [2021-11-10]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7837

Back on the trampoline, goose!

— Cori [2021-11-09]
Let's Build a Zoo on Talking Simulator
#7836

'Lukka Djibouti' I know I do.

— Graham
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7835

There's no such thing as 'too much' in this house.

— Noordin Ali [2021-11-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7834

It's a steel trash can, I'm so excited!

— Kathleen [2021-11-06]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7833

I bought this ship so I could slam, I'm going to slam as much as I can!

— Ian [2021-11-04]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#7832

Follow the D, eat the cookie.

— RebelliousUno [2021-11-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7831

You don't need bones, you've got my twerking butt.

— James [2021-11-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7830

No one should be in the closet Baxter.

— Kathleen [2021-11-01]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7829

I know so much about people's nostrils.

— Heather [2021-10-31]
Samba de Amigo ver. 2000 on Rhythm Cafe
#7828

Teeth are always a good time.

— Ian [2021-10-28]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#7827

Don't you ever test my footsies!

— Adam [2021-10-27]
The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes on Talking Simulator
#7826

[repeated loud meowing]

— Baxter [2021-10-27]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Talking Simulator
#7825

Everybody remember where we parked those chickens.

— James [2021-10-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7824

I trust Serge because he cannot lie. True facts.' 'I tried lying once and I just got really sad.'

— James and Serge [2021-10-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7823

Of course I have pockets, this is a fantasy!

— Noordin Ali [2021-10-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7822

Don't kinkshame our viewers.

— Kathleen [2021-10-25]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7821

All printers are throwable.

— Graham [2021-10-25]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7820

Don't try to make sense of the things you're about to see. That's the only warning you're gonna get.

— Heather [2021-10-24]
Fred3ric on Rhythm Cafe