Quotes – LRRbot

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#8053

I do say a lot of things.

— Ian [2022-04-30]
LoadingReadyLIVE on LoadingReadyLive
#8051

Now I'm everyone's problem.

— Graham [2022-04-28]
Rogue Legacy 2 on Bonus Stream
#8050

They are preposterously phallic.

— Graham, On Geoducks [2022-04-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8049

Beej, you put physics back where you found it!

— Ben [2022-04-25]
Drink More Glurp on Rhythm Cafe
#8048

These are people who the brain juice made up in the middle of the night.

— Ian [2022-04-24]
Groove Coaster: Wai Wai Party!!!! on Rhythm Cafe
#8047

It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa.

— Heather [2022-04-24]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
#8046

Who needs safety? I have fire.

— Heather [2022-04-23]
None on Play it Forward
#8045

Things I can't eat become my friends!

— Heather [2022-04-23]
None on Play it Forward
#8044

Oh, come on! Those look flammable!

— Heather [2022-04-22]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
#8043

I wonder if i can convince LRR we should do bomb bowling?

— Heather [2022-04-22]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward
#8042

I like how adaptable our bones are.

— Ian [2022-04-21]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#8041

You want some alone time? get a boat!

— Serge [2022-04-19]
Minecraft on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8040

Can't beat duck horse.

— Matt [2022-04-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8039

Someone needs to add duck.

— Michelle [2022-04-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8038

Battle raps usually don't have this much yearning.

— Wheeler [2022-04-18]
Jackbox Party Packs on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8037

Help anyone who has to stream in this office if I figure out how to program for the Streamdeck.

— Heather [2022-04-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8036

Is there anything more infuriating the smacking a salmon?

— RebelliousUno [2022-04-12]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8035

Why are there so many cats in the heating duct?

— Ian [2022-04-10]
Sound Shapes on Rhythm Cafe
#8034

I could go for some cheese.

— Beej, flirtatiously [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8033

I wasn't listening! I was too busy yelling at Beej!

— Adam [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8032

If you come across the lower half of a monkey, that's a clue that something happened.

— Beej [2022-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#8031

If there's anything I know, it's how to get views on Twitch.

— James [2022-04-05]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8030

That was just disastrous within normal parameters.

— Ian [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8029

I feel like I have to be a cautionary tale.

— Ian [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#8028

(ceaseless clapping)

— Everybody's Golf patrons [2022-04-04]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams