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  1. #7934
    We all have favorite types of noise, right?
    — Cori [2022-01-10]
    Art on Bonus Stream
  2. #7933
    Bonk, bonk, bonk-bonk-bonk.
    — Ian [2022-01-09]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7932
    I was Twitch Chat there for a second, and I apologize.
    — Serge [2022-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  4. #7931
    No, don't put that in LRRbot!
    — Cameron [2022-01-05]
    Root on Let's NOPE
  5. #7930
    Chickens are not know for sanity.
    — RebelliousUno [2022-01-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7929
    Please, I beg of you, go away cheeseburgers.
    — Serge [2022-01-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7928
    For legal purposes, it wasn't the first train that killed him.
    — Paul [2022-01-03]
    Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7927
    Naruto's back on top of the store again.
    — Graham [2022-01-03]
    Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7926
    It's about a sexually transmitted ghost.
    — Cori [2022-01-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7925
    I know how to read their subtle clues.
    — Kathleen, on the plot of Shin Megami Tensei V [2022-01-03]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7924
    Good choice, putting on pants!
    — Ian [2022-01-02]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7923
    Chat, you're my favorite slightly larger mammal.
    — Ian [2022-01-02]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7922
    Sometimes it's easier to figure out a dungeon if you just kill everyone.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-31]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Watch and Play
  14. #7921
    Suddenly, this generosity seems terrifying.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-31]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Watch and Play
  15. #7920
    When we come back, I'm cautiously optimistic th-- [buffer]
    — Kathleen [2021-12-31]
    None on Watch and Play
  16. #7919
    Hey, where are all of these balls coming from?
    — Graham [2021-12-30]
    Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
  17. #7918
    I just wanted to light something on fire for Boxing Day.
    — Ian [2021-12-30]
    Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
  18. #7917
    Sometimes, you have to do more harm.
    — Graham [2021-12-30]
    Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
  19. #7916
    I keep picking up snowballs when I'm trying to save your life.
    — Cameron [2021-12-30]
    Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
  20. #7915
    Oh no! I've Jorts'd myself!
    — Cori [2021-12-28]
    I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
  21. #7914
    Fish Jesus take the wheel!
    — Cori [2021-12-28]
    I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
  22. #7913
    Why would I think what I was doing was correct.
    — James [2021-12-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7912
    Look, I'm an elite programmer, not an elite Minecraft player.
    — James [2021-12-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7911
    How do I get out of this?' 'I don't know, it's not designed to get into.'
    — Serge and James [2021-12-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7910
    If you can sit on it, it's a horse.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-27]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe