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  1. #7782
    Everybody ignore my groans and grunts.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-20]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7781
    This ghost is where my ape used to be.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-20]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7780
    (gasp) You get to fill the Pipes of Creation!
    — Ian [2021-09-19]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7779
    Responsibility is a flexible term.
    — Heather [2021-09-19]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7778
    Pretend like I'm a giant baby.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-18]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
  6. #7777
    How is my brain this big?
    — Wheeler [2021-09-18]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
  7. #7776
    Let's get revolting!
    — Ian [2021-09-15]
    Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
  8. #7775
    'What are you going to do, Cori?' 'Win.'
    — Matt and Cori [2021-09-15]
    Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
  9. #7774
    I am inside of you.
    — James, whispering [2021-09-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7773
    There's nothing more I love then a 10:15 am nap.
    — James [2021-09-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7772
    This is my normal face! Do I have resting kick-a-chicken face?
    — Cori [2021-09-13]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7771
    Thanks, Jeff Orcus!
    — Beej [2021-09-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #7770
    I will concede, but only because I lost.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #7769
    Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.
    — Adam [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #7768
    I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.
    — Cameron [2021-09-09]
    None on LRRMtG
  16. #7767
    MEOWWW
    — Baxter
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  17. #7766
    I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.
    — Graham [2021-09-08]
    Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
  18. #7765
    Don't let chat lead you astray.
    — Serge [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7764
    If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.
    — James [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7763
    There are no consequences!
    — Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7762
    I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.
    — Heather [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7761
    Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.
    — Ian [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7760
    Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.
    — Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  24. #7759
    I got exhausted by my own joke.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-04]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  25. #7758
    What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'
    — James and Serge [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock