Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#7850
So much lightning happens.
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Jacob
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7849
I would like to do something real, real silly.
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Jacob
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7848
There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth.
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Paul
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7847
Golden Retrievers are the cinnamon rolls of dogs.
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Graham
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7846
The human body is an infuriatingly analogue device.
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Ian
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7845
'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.
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Ben
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7844
Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.
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Andrew
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7843
Why do we let Horner do things?
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Cameron
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7842
Make it sound wholesome and not disgusting but also delicious!
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Kathleen
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7841
I got chocolate banana granola balls!
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James
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7840
The head is where all the problems happen.
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Ian
[2021-11-12]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7839
Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia.
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James
[2021-11-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#7838
Subway bread is the Democratic party of smells.
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Ian
[2021-11-10]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
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#7837
Back on the trampoline, goose!
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Cori
[2021-11-09]
Let's Build a Zoo on Talking Simulator
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#7836
'Lukka Djibouti' I know I do.
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Graham
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
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#7835
There's no such thing as 'too much' in this house.
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Noordin Ali
[2021-11-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
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#7834
It's a steel trash can, I'm so excited!
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Kathleen
[2021-11-06]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#7833
I bought this ship so I could slam, I'm going to slam as much as I can!
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Ian
[2021-11-04]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
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#7832
Follow the D, eat the cookie.
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RebelliousUno
[2021-11-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#7831
You don't need bones, you've got my twerking butt.
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James
[2021-11-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#7830
No one should be in the closet Baxter.
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Kathleen
[2021-11-01]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
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#7829
I know so much about people's nostrils.
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Heather
[2021-10-31]
Samba de Amigo ver. 2000 on Rhythm Cafe
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#7828
Teeth are always a good time.
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Ian
[2021-10-28]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
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#7827
Don't you ever test my footsies!
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Adam
[2021-10-27]
The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes on Talking Simulator
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#7826
[repeated loud meowing]
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Baxter
[2021-10-27]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Talking Simulator
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