Quotes – LRRbot

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#7929

Please, I beg of you, go away cheeseburgers.

— Serge [2022-01-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7928

For legal purposes, it wasn't the first train that killed him.

— Paul [2022-01-03]
Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
#7927

Naruto's back on top of the store again.

— Graham [2022-01-03]
Gang Beasts on Rhythm Cafe
#7926

It's about a sexually transmitted ghost.

— Cori [2022-01-03]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7925

I know how to read their subtle clues.

— Kathleen, on the plot of Shin Megami Tensei V [2022-01-03]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Rhythm Cafe
#7924

Good choice, putting on pants!

— Ian [2022-01-02]
Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
#7923

Chat, you're my favorite slightly larger mammal.

— Ian [2022-01-02]
Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
#7922

Sometimes it's easier to figure out a dungeon if you just kill everyone.

— Kathleen [2021-12-31]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Watch and Play
#7921

Suddenly, this generosity seems terrifying.

— Kathleen [2021-12-31]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Watch and Play
#7920

When we come back, I'm cautiously optimistic th-- [buffer]

— Kathleen [2021-12-31]
None on Watch and Play
#7919

Hey, where are all of these balls coming from?

— Graham [2021-12-30]
Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
#7918

I just wanted to light something on fire for Boxing Day.

— Ian [2021-12-30]
Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
#7917

Sometimes, you have to do more harm.

— Graham [2021-12-30]
Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
#7916

I keep picking up snowballs when I'm trying to save your life.

— Cameron [2021-12-30]
Destiny 2 on Watch and Play
#7915

Oh no! I've Jorts'd myself!

— Cori [2021-12-28]
I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
#7914

Fish Jesus take the wheel!

— Cori [2021-12-28]
I Am Fish on Talking Simulator
#7913

Why would I think what I was doing was correct.

— James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7912

Look, I'm an elite programmer, not an elite Minecraft player.

— James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7911

How do I get out of this?' 'I don't know, it's not designed to get into.'

— Serge and James [2021-12-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7910

If you can sit on it, it's a horse.

— Kathleen [2021-12-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Rhythm Cafe
#7909

There's no VOD, nobody can discover my sins.

— Heather [2021-12-26]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#7908

I love ruining Ian's day, let's do that.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7907

Stop telling me you believe in me, it freaks me out.

— Kathleen [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7906

When things go on fire, I don't have a problem with it. YOU have a problem with it.

— Ian [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7905

Thank God we each bought two halves of the same cat.

— Graham [2021-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream