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  1. #7845
    'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.
    — Ben [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  2. #7844
    Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.
    — Andrew [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  3. #7843
    Why do we let Horner do things?
    — Cameron [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  4. #7842
    Make it sound wholesome and not disgusting but also delicious!
    — Kathleen [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  5. #7841
    I got chocolate banana granola balls!
    — James [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  6. #7840
    The head is where all the problems happen.
    — Ian [2021-11-12]
    None on Talking Simulator
  7. #7839
    Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia.
    — James [2021-11-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  8. #7838
    Subway bread is the Democratic party of smells.
    — Ian [2021-11-10]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  9. #7837
    Back on the trampoline, goose!
    — Cori [2021-11-09]
    Let's Build a Zoo on Talking Simulator
  10. #7836
    'Lukka Djibouti' I know I do.
    — Graham
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7835
    There's no such thing as 'too much' in this house.
    — Noordin Ali [2021-11-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7834
    It's a steel trash can, I'm so excited!
    — Kathleen [2021-11-06]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #7833
    I bought this ship so I could slam, I'm going to slam as much as I can!
    — Ian [2021-11-04]
    Board Games on Let's NOPE
  14. #7832
    Follow the D, eat the cookie.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-11-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7831
    You don't need bones, you've got my twerking butt.
    — James [2021-11-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7830
    No one should be in the closet Baxter.
    — Kathleen [2021-11-01]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7829
    I know so much about people's nostrils.
    — Heather [2021-10-31]
    Samba de Amigo ver. 2000 on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7828
    Teeth are always a good time.
    — Ian [2021-10-28]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  19. #7827
    Don't you ever test my footsies!
    — Adam [2021-10-27]
    The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes on Talking Simulator
  20. #7826
    [repeated loud meowing]
    — Baxter [2021-10-27]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Talking Simulator
  21. #7825
    Everybody remember where we parked those chickens.
    — James [2021-10-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7824
    I trust Serge because he cannot lie. True facts.' 'I tried lying once and I just got really sad.'
    — James and Serge [2021-10-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7823
    Of course I have pockets, this is a fantasy!
    — Noordin Ali [2021-10-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7822
    Don't kinkshame our viewers.
    — Kathleen [2021-10-25]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7821
    All printers are throwable.
    — Graham [2021-10-25]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe