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  1. #7831
    You don't need bones, you've got my twerking butt.
    — James [2021-11-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7830
    No one should be in the closet Baxter.
    — Kathleen [2021-11-01]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7829
    I know so much about people's nostrils.
    — Heather [2021-10-31]
    Samba de Amigo ver. 2000 on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7828
    Teeth are always a good time.
    — Ian [2021-10-28]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  5. #7827
    Don't you ever test my footsies!
    — Adam [2021-10-27]
    The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes on Talking Simulator
  6. #7826
    [repeated loud meowing]
    — Baxter [2021-10-27]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Talking Simulator
  7. #7825
    Everybody remember where we parked those chickens.
    — James [2021-10-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7824
    I trust Serge because he cannot lie. True facts.' 'I tried lying once and I just got really sad.'
    — James and Serge [2021-10-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7823
    Of course I have pockets, this is a fantasy!
    — Noordin Ali [2021-10-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7822
    Don't kinkshame our viewers.
    — Kathleen [2021-10-25]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7821
    All printers are throwable.
    — Graham [2021-10-25]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7820
    Don't try to make sense of the things you're about to see. That's the only warning you're gonna get.
    — Heather [2021-10-24]
    Fred3ric on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7819
    Slightly electrocuted by the milk there
    — Graham [2021-10-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  14. #7818
    My stages of grief for this were, like: anger, anger, anger, anger, tired.
    — Graham [2021-10-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  15. #7817
    "Suggest a team name" is the hardest trivia question I've ever been asked.
    — Kathleen [2021-10-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  16. #7816
    A perfect square is not the same as a prime number, right?
    — Serge [2021-10-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  17. #7815
    You know me, always saying 'Hello'.
    — Graham [2021-10-20]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
  18. #7814
    Do you need more experience? Try being awesome.
    — Graham [2021-10-19]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
  19. #7813
    Oh God!' 'yes, Uno?'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2021-10-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7812
    Some monsters are illegal to look at.
    — Cori [2021-10-18]
    Art on LRRMtG
  21. #7811
    I don't know what the crotch area of the house is.
    — Cori [2021-10-18]
    Art on LRRMtG
  22. #7810
    Please no fall to death.
    — Graham [2021-10-18]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on LRRMtG
  23. #7809
    I'm sorry, we're WEARING things?? I'll be right back.
    — Nelson [2021-10-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #7808
    That's too many mounting noises in a row, Ben.
    — Nelson [2021-10-13]
    Mario Party 2 on Let's NOPE
  25. #7807
    If you want to be our dedicated twerker, I won't stop you.
    — Serge, to James [2021-10-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock