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  1. #7820
    Don't try to make sense of the things you're about to see. That's the only warning you're gonna get.
    — Heather [2021-10-24]
    Fred3ric on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7819
    Slightly electrocuted by the milk there
    — Graham [2021-10-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  3. #7818
    My stages of grief for this were, like: anger, anger, anger, anger, tired.
    — Graham [2021-10-21]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  4. #7817
    "Suggest a team name" is the hardest trivia question I've ever been asked.
    — Kathleen [2021-10-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  5. #7816
    A perfect square is not the same as a prime number, right?
    — Serge [2021-10-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  6. #7815
    You know me, always saying 'Hello'.
    — Graham [2021-10-20]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
  7. #7814
    Do you need more experience? Try being awesome.
    — Graham [2021-10-19]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
  8. #7813
    Oh God!' 'yes, Uno?'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2021-10-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7812
    Some monsters are illegal to look at.
    — Cori [2021-10-18]
    Art on LRRMtG
  10. #7811
    I don't know what the crotch area of the house is.
    — Cori [2021-10-18]
    Art on LRRMtG
  11. #7810
    Please no fall to death.
    — Graham [2021-10-18]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on LRRMtG
  12. #7809
    I'm sorry, we're WEARING things?? I'll be right back.
    — Nelson [2021-10-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #7808
    That's too many mounting noises in a row, Ben.
    — Nelson [2021-10-13]
    Mario Party 2 on Let's NOPE
  14. #7807
    If you want to be our dedicated twerker, I won't stop you.
    — Serge, to James [2021-10-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7806
    Turns out fish got hands.
    — Serge [2021-10-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7805
    Lets see if I can use the power of mirrors to give myself legs.
    — Cori [2021-10-11]
    Art on Play it Forward
  17. #7804
    We've hotkeyed the beer.
    — Graham [2021-10-11]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Play it Forward
  18. #7803
    If it works, it's not stupid.
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  19. #7802
    Does my tongue not work while I have fly power?
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  20. #7801
    Don't do that. That's what I would do. That's dangerous!
    — Shauntelle [2021-10-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7800
    There's a season and a reason for being nasty.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-10-04]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7799
    This is the wrong kind of breaking and entering.
    — Graham [2021-10-04]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7798
    naked with a duel disk counts
    — Wheeler, in chat [2021-10-03]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7797
    I don't live in a void. I AM the void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7796
    I am my own void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe