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  1. #7732
    You should never trust a video game.
    — Heather [2021-08-20]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  2. #7731
    I want that snail's pee!
    — Paul [2021-08-20]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  3. #7730
    I can count, as long as it's on one hand.
    — Paul [2021-08-18]
    It Takes Two on Bonus Stream
  4. #7729
    Why would they give us hearts if they didn't mean anything?
    — Serge [2021-08-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7728
    Stop trying to make Poutine happen.
    — Serge [2021-08-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7727
    Bananas or death!
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  7. #7726
    The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  8. #7725
    Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt.
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  9. #7724
    Ow, ow, ow! OK, so what I've learned is: don't.
    — Graham [2021-08-12]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  10. #7723
    I wanna be more chaotic.
    — Kathleen [2021-08-11]
    Sagrada on Let's NOPE
  11. #7722
    it's a good thing honey doesn't explode in real life.
    — Paul
    It Takes Two on Let's NOPE
  12. #7721
    I know a lot of things that I don't care about.
    — Cameron [2021-08-10]
    Orcs Must Die! 3 on Talking Simulator
  13. #7720
    How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?
    — Wheeler [2021-08-10]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
  14. #7719
    A Mime is like a Clown right?
    — Wheeler [2021-08-10]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
  15. #7718
    I am neither good nor cheap.
    — Cameron [2021-08-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7717
    I deserve a cry button.
    — Heather [2021-08-08]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7716
    I'm not above being a four-year-old.
    — James [2021-08-04]
    VALORANT on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7715
    You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!
    — Ben [2021-08-03]
    Deathbloom: Chapter 1 on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7714
    Because even corners need to be hugged.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-08-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7713
    Rock stars take care of business before they party.
    — Serge [2021-08-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7712
    I know what happens when you dessicate a cactus.
    — Cori [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7711
    Cori's only want one thing.
    — Cori [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7710
    I'm building a demon.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7709
    Oh God, there's something inside the Happy Kid.
    — Ian [2021-08-01]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7708
    Speaking of Ian pooping on things...
    — Cameron [2021-07-30]
    Umurangi Generation on Play it Forward