Quotes – LRRbot

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#7616

Possums love me!

— Kathleen, delightedly [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7615

'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'

— Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7614

Books generally eat time.

— Cameron [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7613

The lights stay off during broccoli fisting.

— Alex [2021-05-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7612

Quick update: I think I am bleeding.

— Serge [2021-05-22]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7611

That's the river, not a shortcut.

— Kathleen [2021-05-21]
None on LRRMtG
#7610

Beej always apologizes but I never believe him.

— Matt [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7609

Respect the Oxford comma.

— Serge [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7608

Work first, then banana.

— Adam [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
#7607

This bookcase has offended me deeply.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-05-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7606

I thought books were my friends!

— Cori, in dismay [2021-05-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7605

I could take a tiny horse very easily.

— Heather [2021-05-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7604

It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet.

— Heather [2021-05-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7603

Does this mean I get to eat cats?

— RebelliousUno [2021-05-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7602

Is Halloween just witch-punk?

— Cori [2021-05-10]
Art on Talking Simulator
#7601

It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with.

— Az [2021-05-10]
Art on Talking Simulator
#7600

Oh! It's an ambush! ....Hooray!

— Beej [2021-05-08]
Betrayal at Krondor on Play it Forward
#7599

I just sold these to you, but I wish to haggle about getting them back.

— Beej [2021-05-06]
Betrayal at Krondor on The Long Game
#7598

What is my opinion on knives? Yes!

— Cori [2021-05-05]
Among Us on Dice Friends
#7597

When isn't TNT the answer?

— RebelliousUno [2021-05-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7596

You've been farting for weeks.

— Serge [2021-05-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7595

You see, Shrek lives in a society.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-05-03]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7594

You hear that, chat? Ian might do something one day and you might like it.

— Heather [2021-05-02]
Inside My Radio on Rhythm Cafe
#7593

Kojima? oh that explains it.

— Paul [2021-04-30]
Death Stranding on LRRMtG
#7592

2021: Rip Ass

— Cori [2021-04-28]
Board Games on Mine O'Clock