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  1. #7770
    I will concede, but only because I lost.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #7769
    Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.
    — Adam [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #7768
    I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.
    — Cameron [2021-09-09]
    None on LRRMtG
  4. #7767
    MEOWWW
    — Baxter
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  5. #7766
    I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.
    — Graham [2021-09-08]
    Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
  6. #7765
    Don't let chat lead you astray.
    — Serge [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7764
    If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.
    — James [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7763
    There are no consequences!
    — Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7762
    I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.
    — Heather [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7761
    Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.
    — Ian [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7760
    Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.
    — Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  12. #7759
    I got exhausted by my own joke.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-04]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  13. #7758
    What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'
    — James and Serge [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7757
    Hi, are you a horse?
    — James, to a cow [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7756
    You can make anything work with Baby Shark.
    — James [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7755
    Paul is timeless.
    — Adam [2021-08-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7754
    My eyeball is gonna grow so much from this.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  18. #7753
    'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'
    — Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  19. #7752
    Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  20. #7751
    I'm worried about this chicken.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-30]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward
  21. #7750
    This is what you wanted, Turner.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-29]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  22. #7749
    You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-28]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  23. #7748
    They're very heavy lies, Paul. They're not meant for taking.
    — Heather [2021-08-27]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  24. #7747
    Project CARS is the Dark Souls of driving games.
    — Ian [2021-08-26]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  25. #7746
    Ok, ok, ok, ok.......ASS!
    — Serge [2021-08-24]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock