LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Coal is
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Michelle and her merry band of Brides and Berserkers return for a second series. Game: Brides and Berserkers 2 - Grooms & Geists) at Sat 05:00 PM PDT (13:58 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #7775
    'What are you going to do, Cori?' 'Win.'
    — Matt and Cori [2021-09-15]
    Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
  2. #7774
    I am inside of you.
    — James, whispering [2021-09-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7773
    There's nothing more I love then a 10:15 am nap.
    — James [2021-09-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7772
    This is my normal face! Do I have resting kick-a-chicken face?
    — Cori [2021-09-13]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #7771
    Thanks, Jeff Orcus!
    — Beej [2021-09-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #7770
    I will concede, but only because I lost.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #7769
    Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.
    — Adam [2021-09-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #7768
    I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.
    — Cameron [2021-09-09]
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #7767
    MEOWWW
    — Baxter
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  10. #7766
    I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.
    — Graham [2021-09-08]
    Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
  11. #7765
    Don't let chat lead you astray.
    — Serge [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7764
    If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.
    — James [2021-09-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7763
    There are no consequences!
    — Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7762
    I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.
    — Heather [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7761
    Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.
    — Ian [2021-09-05]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7760
    Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.
    — Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  17. #7759
    I got exhausted by my own joke.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-04]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  18. #7758
    What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'
    — James and Serge [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7757
    Hi, are you a horse?
    — James, to a cow [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7756
    You can make anything work with Baby Shark.
    — James [2021-08-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7755
    Paul is timeless.
    — Adam [2021-08-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7754
    My eyeball is gonna grow so much from this.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  23. #7753
    'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'
    — Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  24. #7752
    Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses.
    — Cori [2021-08-30]
    Art on Play it Forward
  25. #7751
    I'm worried about this chicken.
    — Wheeler [2021-08-30]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward