Quotes – LRRbot

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#7830

No one should be in the closet Baxter.

— Kathleen [2021-11-01]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7829

I know so much about people's nostrils.

— Heather [2021-10-31]
Samba de Amigo ver. 2000 on Rhythm Cafe
#7828

Teeth are always a good time.

— Ian [2021-10-28]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#7827

Don't you ever test my footsies!

— Adam [2021-10-27]
The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes on Talking Simulator
#7826

[repeated loud meowing]

— Baxter [2021-10-27]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Talking Simulator
#7825

Everybody remember where we parked those chickens.

— James [2021-10-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7824

I trust Serge because he cannot lie. True facts.' 'I tried lying once and I just got really sad.'

— James and Serge [2021-10-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7823

Of course I have pockets, this is a fantasy!

— Noordin Ali [2021-10-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7822

Don't kinkshame our viewers.

— Kathleen [2021-10-25]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7821

All printers are throwable.

— Graham [2021-10-25]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
#7820

Don't try to make sense of the things you're about to see. That's the only warning you're gonna get.

— Heather [2021-10-24]
Fred3ric on Rhythm Cafe
#7819

Slightly electrocuted by the milk there

— Graham [2021-10-21]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7818

My stages of grief for this were, like: anger, anger, anger, anger, tired.

— Graham [2021-10-21]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7817

"Suggest a team name" is the hardest trivia question I've ever been asked.

— Kathleen [2021-10-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#7816

A perfect square is not the same as a prime number, right?

— Serge [2021-10-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#7815

You know me, always saying 'Hello'.

— Graham [2021-10-20]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
#7814

Do you need more experience? Try being awesome.

— Graham [2021-10-19]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Let's NOPE
#7813

Oh God!' 'yes, Uno?'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2021-10-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7812

Some monsters are illegal to look at.

— Cori [2021-10-18]
Art on LRRMtG
#7811

I don't know what the crotch area of the house is.

— Cori [2021-10-18]
Art on LRRMtG
#7810

Please no fall to death.

— Graham [2021-10-18]
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on LRRMtG
#7809

I'm sorry, we're WEARING things?? I'll be right back.

— Nelson [2021-10-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7808

That's too many mounting noises in a row, Ben.

— Nelson [2021-10-13]
Mario Party 2 on Let's NOPE
#7807

If you want to be our dedicated twerker, I won't stop you.

— Serge, to James [2021-10-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7806

Turns out fish got hands.

— Serge [2021-10-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock