Quotes

Am I James's Freakazoid?

I don't know if I helped, but I tried.

This is a horrible thing I've done.

All of the werewolves are secretly Tim Allen.

You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles.

If there's any bad guys, you should bite their bums.

I would like to move to protect the tiny drunks.

Sometimes when they tell you it can't be done, they're right.

Once you go ugly, can you go back?

I do lots of things other people don't do.

I need a knives drawer.

I mean, promises are just threats. A threat you haven't gone through with yet.

Green means healing.

Jean-luc Picard is the 1%.

I am at my happiest when I'm hiding in a bush in Tarkov.

When you get to the coast, look for the boat.

This is too much damage for a fancy man.

The true revenge was the friendship we made along the way!

It's not illegal to draw horses.

Eggs are nature's lootboxes.

I'm a man of multiple fluids.

I like causing problems by blowing up barrels.

It's Mummy's go, and Mummy's angry.

You can shout something cool as a free action.