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  1. #7901
    Did you know that I like digging holes?
    — James [2021-12-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7900
    No wars today, only cake!
    — James [2021-12-20]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  3. #7899
    If you cut open a pineapple, that's what Spongebob looks like.
    — Ian [2021-12-19]
    Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7898
    What do you call the gear shifter on a horse?
    — Ian [2021-12-18]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #7897
    Call me Mars, because I'm having an incredibly difficult time establishing a mantle.
    — Ian [2021-12-16]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  6. #7896
    If you hit a tree you explode. If you hit a mushroom you just lose balls.
    — Graham [2021-12-15]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #7895
    I have abdicated the daddy throne!
    — Olivia [2021-12-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
  8. #7894
    No one's begged me for their life yet, which is annoying.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-13]
    Ship Graveyard Simulator on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #7893
    Finnegan no!
    — Kathleen [2021-12-13]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #7892
    I'm a delight!
    — James [2021-12-12]
    Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #7891
    Well that's that question answered in a really depressing way.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-08]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Let's NOPE
  12. #7890
    Yes, I always double blast.
    — Serge [2021-12-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7889
    I wanted to kill that guy, I saw red.
    — Serge [2021-12-06]
    Halo Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7888
    I promise I will try not to make [chat] cry.
    — Angel [2021-12-06]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7887
    Being even remotely careful is just not my forte.
    — Kathleen [2021-12-01]
    Shin Megami Tensei V on Let's NOPE
  16. #7886
    I'm not ready for you to be naked yet.
    — Serge, to James [2021-11-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7885
    A ravine is almost like a natural canal.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-11-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7884
    I think I may have got distracted by eggs.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-11-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7883
    Chat if I die, you can probably blame Cori.
    — Az [2021-11-29]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7882
    Molly sent me a bag of eyes.
    — Cori [2021-11-29]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7881
    Don't think too hard about what I say.
    — Ian [2021-11-24]
    Wingspan on Let's NOPE
  22. #7880
    You can't just make all the foods into one food.
    — Carrie [2021-11-13]
    None on Talking Simulator
  23. #7879
    I have done this.
    — Beej [2021-11-19]
    None on Talking Simulator
  24. #7878
    Comfort can only be extreme and sometimes hostile.
    — Kathleen [2021-11-19]
    None on Talking Simulator
  25. #7877
    I'm wearing the wrong pants!
    — Beej [2021-11-19]
    None on Talking Simulator