Quotes – LRRbot

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#7899

If you cut open a pineapple, that's what Spongebob looks like.

— Ian [2021-12-19]
Cool Cool Toon on Rhythm Cafe
#7898

What do you call the gear shifter on a horse?

— Ian [2021-12-18]
Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
#7897

Call me Mars, because I'm having an incredibly difficult time establishing a mantle.

— Ian [2021-12-16]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7896

If you hit a tree you explode. If you hit a mushroom you just lose balls.

— Graham [2021-12-15]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#7895

I have abdicated the daddy throne!

— Olivia [2021-12-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#7894

No one's begged me for their life yet, which is annoying.

— Kathleen [2021-12-13]
Ship Graveyard Simulator on CheckPoint Plus
#7893

Finnegan no!

— Kathleen [2021-12-13]
Shin Megami Tensei V on CheckPoint Plus
#7892

I'm a delight!

— James [2021-12-12]
Escape from Tarkov on CheckPoint Plus
#7891

Well that's that question answered in a really depressing way.

— Kathleen [2021-12-08]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Let's NOPE
#7890

Yes, I always double blast.

— Serge [2021-12-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7889

I wanted to kill that guy, I saw red.

— Serge [2021-12-06]
Halo Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
#7888

I promise I will try not to make [chat] cry.

— Angel [2021-12-06]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7887

Being even remotely careful is just not my forte.

— Kathleen [2021-12-01]
Shin Megami Tensei V on Let's NOPE
#7886

I'm not ready for you to be naked yet.

— Serge, to James [2021-11-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7885

A ravine is almost like a natural canal.

— RebelliousUno [2021-11-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7884

I think I may have got distracted by eggs.

— RebelliousUno [2021-11-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7883

Chat if I die, you can probably blame Cori.

— Az [2021-11-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7882

Molly sent me a bag of eyes.

— Cori [2021-11-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7881

Don't think too hard about what I say.

— Ian [2021-11-24]
Wingspan on Let's NOPE
#7880

You can't just make all the foods into one food.

— Carrie [2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
#7879

I have done this.

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7878

Comfort can only be extreme and sometimes hostile.

— Kathleen [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7877

I'm wearing the wrong pants!

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7876

All sorts of things could've happened to my body that I'm unaware of.

— Beej [2021-11-19]
None on Talking Simulator
#7875

That was a horrible noise, good job.

— Graham, to Ian [2021-11-18]
None on Talking Simulator