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  1. #7720
    How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?
    — Wheeler [2021-08-10]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
  2. #7719
    A Mime is like a Clown right?
    — Wheeler [2021-08-10]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
  3. #7718
    I am neither good nor cheap.
    — Cameron [2021-08-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7717
    I deserve a cry button.
    — Heather [2021-08-08]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7716
    I'm not above being a four-year-old.
    — James [2021-08-04]
    VALORANT on Crossing the Streams
  6. #7715
    You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!
    — Ben [2021-08-03]
    Deathbloom: Chapter 1 on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7714
    Because even corners need to be hugged.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-08-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7713
    Rock stars take care of business before they party.
    — Serge [2021-08-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7712
    I know what happens when you dessicate a cactus.
    — Cori [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7711
    Cori's only want one thing.
    — Cori [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7710
    I'm building a demon.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-08-02]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7709
    Oh God, there's something inside the Happy Kid.
    — Ian [2021-08-01]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7708
    Speaking of Ian pooping on things...
    — Cameron [2021-07-30]
    Umurangi Generation on Play it Forward
  14. #7707
    Thanks, GG, text me about poutine.
    — Serge [2021-07-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7706
    I'm creating phenomenal content here Serge!
    — James [2021-07-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7705
    What did I do to deserve death?
    — Serge [2021-07-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7704
    You've succeed in saying something upsetting.
    — Cori [2021-07-26]
    Art on Play it Forward
  18. #7703
    I just spilt coffee I'm so excited!
    — Bengineering [2021-07-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  19. #7702
    My skeleton isn't made of Lego, it's made of dark magic.
    — Heather [2021-07-23]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  20. #7701
    I'm sorry that people must perceive you.
    — Graham, to Kathleen [2021-07-22]
    Backbone on Play it Forward
  21. #7700
    If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7699
    Oh I'm the biggest dumb dumb who ever dumb dumbed.
    — Serge [2021-07-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7698
    What's the inflation on astronauts ?
    — Adam [2021-07-17]
    Returnal on Play it Forward
  24. #7697
    I don't do math before 11am.
    — Serge [2021-07-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7696
    I don't think I'll add them to my ear collection.
    — Cori [2021-07-12]
    Art on One More

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