Quotes – LRRbot

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#7737

It's kind of like being on a water bed.

— Ian, on finding the subocean [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7736

Codpiece full of shallots.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7735

You really count that whole zero, don't you?

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7734

I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7733

You think everything's going to be fine, and then you wake up in the morning.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7732

You should never trust a video game.

— Heather [2021-08-20]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7731

I want that snail's pee!

— Paul [2021-08-20]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7730

I can count, as long as it's on one hand.

— Paul [2021-08-18]
It Takes Two on Bonus Stream
#7729

Why would they give us hearts if they didn't mean anything?

— Serge [2021-08-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7728

Stop trying to make Poutine happen.

— Serge [2021-08-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7727

Bananas or death!

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7726

The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7725

Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt.

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7724

Ow, ow, ow! OK, so what I've learned is: don't.

— Graham [2021-08-12]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7723

I wanna be more chaotic.

— Kathleen [2021-08-11]
Sagrada on Let's NOPE
#7722

it's a good thing honey doesn't explode in real life.

— Paul
It Takes Two on Let's NOPE
#7721

I know a lot of things that I don't care about.

— Cameron [2021-08-10]
Orcs Must Die! 3 on Talking Simulator
#7720

How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?

— Wheeler [2021-08-10]
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
#7719

A Mime is like a Clown right?

— Wheeler [2021-08-10]
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
#7718

I am neither good nor cheap.

— Cameron [2021-08-09]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7717

I deserve a cry button.

— Heather [2021-08-08]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7716

I'm not above being a four-year-old.

— James [2021-08-04]
VALORANT on Crossing the Streams
#7715

You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!

— Ben [2021-08-03]
Deathbloom: Chapter 1 on Mine O'Clock
#7714

Because even corners need to be hugged.

— RebelliousUno [2021-08-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7713

Rock stars take care of business before they party.

— Serge [2021-08-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock