Quotes – LRRbot

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#7780

(gasp) You get to fill the Pipes of Creation!

— Ian [2021-09-19]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7779

Responsibility is a flexible term.

— Heather [2021-09-19]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7778

Pretend like I'm a giant baby.

— Wheeler [2021-09-18]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
#7777

How is my brain this big?

— Wheeler [2021-09-18]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
#7776

Let's get revolting!

— Ian [2021-09-15]
Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
#7775

'What are you going to do, Cori?' 'Win.'

— Matt and Cori [2021-09-15]
Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
#7774

I am inside of you.

— James, whispering [2021-09-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7773

There's nothing more I love then a 10:15 am nap.

— James [2021-09-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7772

This is my normal face! Do I have resting kick-a-chicken face?

— Cori [2021-09-13]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7771

Thanks, Jeff Orcus!

— Beej [2021-09-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7770

I will concede, but only because I lost.

— Wheeler [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7769

Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.

— Adam [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7768

I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.

— Cameron [2021-09-09]
None on LRRMtG
#7767

MEOWWW

— Baxter
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7766

I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.

— Graham [2021-09-08]
Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
#7765

Don't let chat lead you astray.

— Serge [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7764

If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.

— James [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7763

There are no consequences!

— Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7762

I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.

— Heather [2021-09-05]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7761

Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.

— Ian [2021-09-05]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7760

Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.

— Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7759

I got exhausted by my own joke.

— Wheeler [2021-09-04]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7758

What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'

— James and Serge [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7757

Hi, are you a horse?

— James, to a cow [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7756

You can make anything work with Baby Shark.

— James [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock