Quotes – LRRbot

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#7591

I want to be an unsettling beauty.

— Kathleen [2021-04-28]
Board Games on Mine O'Clock
#7590

I fear death every day.

— Matt Griffiths, smiling [2021-04-28]
Board Games on Mine O'Clock
#7589

We're all YouTube people...unfortunately.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-04-28]
Board Games on Mine O'Clock
#7588

What is grass if not the hair of the world?

— Cori [2021-04-26]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7587

Nothing lewd ever happens here.

— Cori, while winking [2021-04-26]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7586

Well at least murder likes me.

— Paul [2021-04-26]
Death Stranding on Play it Forward
#7585

It's called 'the economy' and it's complicated and sucks.

— Ian [2021-04-25]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7584

Where did they get all these eyes?

— Matt [2021-04-24]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7583

Ian has once again confounded and confused us.

— Kathleen [2021-04-24]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7582

Please. Put me in charge of things.

— Gibb [2021-04-24]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7581

there's no point in having a rocket launcher, unless it's a quadruple rocket launcher!

— Paul [2021-04-23]
Death Stranding on LRRMtG
#7580

We generally take "eating ass" and then dial it back one.

— Serge [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7579

Ian, explain yourself.

— Graham [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7578

Wordplay only works if the words don't play!

— Serge [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7577

Ariel needs legs.

— Cori [2021-04-19]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7576

What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?

— Paul [2021-04-16]
Death Standing on Play it Forward
#7575

Live. Laugh. Lupin.

— Ian [2021-04-15]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#7574

You seem like you have the right amount of holes.

— Ian [2021-04-15]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#7573

Stop gesturing with the baby!

— Paul [2021-04-14]
Death Stranding on Play it Forward
#7572

The squid would have been in flux at that time.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7571

Tell me that dispensers aren't poging.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7570

I just legitimately like witch farms.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7569

I knew what I was doing until I didn't know what I was doing.

— Wheeler [2021-04-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7568

I wanted to put a horse in space.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7567

My house is built upon a foundation of YouTube videos and Wikipedia articles.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe