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  1. #7809
    I'm sorry, we're WEARING things?? I'll be right back.
    — Nelson [2021-10-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #7808
    That's too many mounting noises in a row, Ben.
    — Nelson [2021-10-13]
    Mario Party 2 on Let's NOPE
  3. #7807
    If you want to be our dedicated twerker, I won't stop you.
    — Serge, to James [2021-10-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7806
    Turns out fish got hands.
    — Serge [2021-10-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7805
    Lets see if I can use the power of mirrors to give myself legs.
    — Cori [2021-10-11]
    Art on Play it Forward
  6. #7804
    We've hotkeyed the beer.
    — Graham [2021-10-11]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Play it Forward
  7. #7803
    If it works, it's not stupid.
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  8. #7802
    Does my tongue not work while I have fly power?
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  9. #7801
    Don't do that. That's what I would do. That's dangerous!
    — Shauntelle [2021-10-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7800
    There's a season and a reason for being nasty.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-10-04]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7799
    This is the wrong kind of breaking and entering.
    — Graham [2021-10-04]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7798
    naked with a duel disk counts
    — Wheeler, in chat [2021-10-03]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7797
    I don't live in a void. I AM the void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7796
    I am my own void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7795
    How was I supposed to know to look left??
    — Serge [2021-10-02]
    Ghostrunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #7794
    I don't wanna pull a James.
    — Serge [2021-09-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7793
    when I say bad stuff chat, you don't HAVE to make it worse you know.
    — TXC2 [2021-09-27]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7792
    The tragedy of learning to draw anime is never learning to draw noses.
    — Ashley MacKenzie [2021-09-27]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7791
    I wasted too much time on number two.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-27]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7790
    Well, this controller's full of dirt. I bet it's delicious.
    — Heather [2021-09-26]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7789
    Water usually leads to more water, you can quote me on that.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-25]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  22. #7788
    My advice on that is warped by playing magic.
    — Cameron, on the playability of a magic card [2021-09-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #7787
    I say Serge is wrong all the time.' 'The one thing we know about James is that he's never right.'
    — James and Serge [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7786
    I feel it in my jellies! ...My jellies were wrong.
    — James [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7785
    I find the easiest way to clean out my inventory is to die.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock