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  1. #7804
    We've hotkeyed the beer.
    — Graham [2021-10-11]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Play it Forward
  2. #7803
    If it works, it's not stupid.
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  3. #7802
    Does my tongue not work while I have fly power?
    — Alex [2021-10-06]
    Games + Demos on Play it Forward
  4. #7801
    Don't do that. That's what I would do. That's dangerous!
    — Shauntelle [2021-10-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7800
    There's a season and a reason for being nasty.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-10-04]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7799
    This is the wrong kind of breaking and entering.
    — Graham [2021-10-04]
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7798
    naked with a duel disk counts
    — Wheeler, in chat [2021-10-03]
    Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7797
    I don't live in a void. I AM the void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7796
    I am my own void.
    — Heather [2021-10-03]
    Deemo Reborn on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7795
    How was I supposed to know to look left??
    — Serge [2021-10-02]
    Ghostrunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #7794
    I don't wanna pull a James.
    — Serge [2021-09-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7793
    when I say bad stuff chat, you don't HAVE to make it worse you know.
    — TXC2 [2021-09-27]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7792
    The tragedy of learning to draw anime is never learning to draw noses.
    — Ashley MacKenzie [2021-09-27]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7791
    I wasted too much time on number two.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-27]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7790
    Well, this controller's full of dirt. I bet it's delicious.
    — Heather [2021-09-26]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7789
    Water usually leads to more water, you can quote me on that.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-25]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
  17. #7788
    My advice on that is warped by playing magic.
    — Cameron, on the playability of a magic card [2021-09-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #7787
    I say Serge is wrong all the time.' 'The one thing we know about James is that he's never right.'
    — James and Serge [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7786
    I feel it in my jellies! ...My jellies were wrong.
    — James [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7785
    I find the easiest way to clean out my inventory is to die.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7784
    James I need your powers of math.' 'Said no one ever.'
    — Serge and James [2021-09-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7783
    I can perceive the ass. Suck it, Beej.
    — Adam [2021-09-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7782
    Everybody ignore my groans and grunts.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-20]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7781
    This ghost is where my ape used to be.
    — Wheeler [2021-09-20]
    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7780
    (gasp) You get to fill the Pipes of Creation!
    — Ian [2021-09-19]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe