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  1. #7523
    Until the game tells me otherwise, we're on a date.
    — Heather [2021-03-10]
    Jenny LeClue: Detectivu on Dice Friends
  2. #7522
    Oh, I didn't die. That's a problem for you, Matt.
    — Cameron [2021-03-09]
    Control on Dice Friends
  3. #7521
    We're probably going to be okay.
    — Cameron [2021-03-09]
    Control on Dice Friends
  4. #7520
    Oh that's a terrible idea.' 'Yeah, let's do it.'
    — Serge and James [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7519
    Yes children, continue to fight for my affection.
    — Serge [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7518
    Why are you making these decisions?
    — Serge [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7517
    Should have put the twerking for trees mod on.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7516
    One of them has an actual skull inside! It's beautiful!
    — Cori [2021-03-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #7515
    I only believe that's an arm because you tell me it is.
    — Cori [2021-03-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #7514
    Paul is a wizard.
    — Nelson [2021-03-03]
    Mario Party 6 on Dice Friends
  11. #7513
    That looked expensive... now it's on fire
    — Cameron [2021-03-02]
    Control on Dice Friends
  12. #7512
    James' face is constantly in my way.
    — JoeKim [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7511
    You probably could make a frustration sound board from this stream.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7510
    ooh interesting, you don't die.
    — James [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7509
    It is not floppy nor dead.
    — Cameron [2021-03-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #7508
    If hubris isn't here, it's not a show.
    — Ian [2021-02-27]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  17. #7507
    Look at me: Galaxy Brain De Vere.
    — Kathleen [2021-02-27]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  18. #7506
    Let's drop that topic. I almost regret having said it in the first place.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  19. #7505
    I followed Ian into the abyss.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  20. #7504
    I'm probably the bad Nermal.
    — Kathleen [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  21. #7503
    Well at least I'm only failing myself.
    — Graham [2021-02-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #7502
    Everything I know, I learned from Yakuza.
    — Ian [2021-02-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  23. #7501
    Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task.
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7500
    It puts the 'funk' in 'perfunctory.'
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7499
    I'm not going to eat a jar of mayo. I draw the line at that.
    — Funko [2021-02-13]
    Escape from Tarkov on Crossing the Streams