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  1. #7687
    Go ahead and tap your D20.
    — Dale [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  2. #7686
    Are GMs not entitled to the waving of their hands?
    — Cameron [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  3. #7685
    We've created something weird.
    — Graham [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  4. #7684
    (Chat is) like talking to MENSA compared to these two.
    — Serge, on James and RebelliousUno [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7683
    I'm the brain whisperer.
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7682
    Let's go attack and despawn god.
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7681
    Am I James's Freakazoid?
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7680
    I don't know if I helped, but I tried.
    — Michelle Rapp, as DM [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  9. #7679
    This is a horrible thing I've done.
    — Andy [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  10. #7678
    All of the werewolves are secretly Tim Allen.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  11. #7677
    You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  12. #7676
    If there's any bad guys, you should bite their bums.
    — Kathleen, as Ontology Jones [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  13. #7675
    I would like to move to protect the tiny drunks.
    — Kathleen [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  14. #7674
    Sometimes when they tell you it can't be done, they're right.
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  15. #7673
    Once you go ugly, can you go back?
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  16. #7672
    I do lots of things other people don't do.
    — Angel [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  17. #7671
    I need a knives drawer.
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  18. #7670
    I mean, promises are just threats. A threat you haven't gone through with yet.
    — Heather [2021-07-04]
    Wandersong on One More
  19. #7669
    Green means healing.
    — Adam [2021-07-04]
    Returnal on One More
  20. #7668
    Jean-luc Picard is the 1%.
    — Adam [2021-07-03]
    Returnal on One More
  21. #7667
    I am at my happiest when I'm hiding in a bush in Tarkov.
    — James [2021-07-01]
    Escape from Tarkov on One More
  22. #7666
    When you get to the coast, look for the boat.
    — Serge [2021-06-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7665
    This is too much damage for a fancy man.
    — Cameron [2021-06-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7664
    The true revenge was the friendship we made along the way!
    — Kiss [2021-06-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7663
    It's not illegal to draw horses.
    — Cori [2021-06-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe