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  1. #7607
    This bookcase has offended me deeply.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-05-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #7606
    I thought books were my friends!
    — Cori, in dismay [2021-05-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #7605
    I could take a tiny horse very easily.
    — Heather [2021-05-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7604
    It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet.
    — Heather [2021-05-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7603
    Does this mean I get to eat cats?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-05-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7602
    Is Halloween just witch-punk?
    — Cori [2021-05-10]
    Art on Talking Simulator
  7. #7601
    It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with.
    — Az [2021-05-10]
    Art on Talking Simulator
  8. #7600
    Oh! It's an ambush! ....Hooray!
    — Beej [2021-05-08]
    Betrayal at Krondor on Play it Forward
  9. #7599
    I just sold these to you, but I wish to haggle about getting them back.
    — Beej [2021-05-06]
    Betrayal at Krondor on The Long Game
  10. #7598
    What is my opinion on knives? Yes!
    — Cori [2021-05-05]
    Among Us on Dice Friends
  11. #7597
    When isn't TNT the answer?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-05-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7596
    You've been farting for weeks.
    — Serge [2021-05-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7595
    You see, Shrek lives in a society.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-05-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7594
    You hear that, chat? Ian might do something one day and you might like it.
    — Heather [2021-05-02]
    Inside My Radio on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7593
    Kojima? oh that explains it.
    — Paul [2021-04-30]
    Death Stranding on LRRMtG
  16. #7592
    2021: Rip Ass
    — Cori [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7591
    I want to be an unsettling beauty.
    — Kathleen [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7590
    I fear death every day.
    — Matt Griffiths, smiling [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7589
    We're all YouTube people...unfortunately.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7588
    What is grass if not the hair of the world?
    — Cori [2021-04-26]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7587
    Nothing lewd ever happens here.
    — Cori, while winking [2021-04-26]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7586
    Well at least murder likes me.
    — Paul [2021-04-26]
    Death Stranding on Play it Forward
  23. #7585
    It's called 'the economy' and it's complicated and sucks.
    — Ian [2021-04-25]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7584
    Where did they get all these eyes?
    — Matt [2021-04-24]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  25. #7583
    Ian has once again confounded and confused us.
    — Kathleen [2021-04-24]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG