Quotes – LRRbot

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#7566

Carrots aren't deserving of being Purple.

— Heather [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7564

When life gives you horses, make horsenade.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7563

Y'all are gonna hear some mouth noises.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7562

My mother texted me after that game.

— Cameron [2021-04-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
#7561

I wanted to mention feet.

— Beej [2021-04-08]
Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
#7560

I don't know what you're talking about, but I endorse this message.

— Paul [2021-04-07]
Moving Out on Let's NOPE
#7559

You can't make friends with beetles.

— James [2021-04-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7558

I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.

— Wheeler [2021-04-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7557

I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear.

— Paul [2021-04-05]
Death Stranding on Rhythm Cafe
#7556

"Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."

— Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
Fall Guys on LRRMtG
#7555

I will take the line of violence, sure.

— Voxy [2021-04-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7554

Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life.

— Paul [2021-04-02]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7553

Let's start getting destructive, shall we?

— Ian [2021-04-01]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#7552

I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done.

— Paul [2021-03-31]
Death Stranding on Let's NOPE
#7551

your dad HYUCKS

— Jordan [2021-03-30]
None on Let's NOPE
#7550

I'm a big fan of our wind farm.

— James, said just before farting in game [2021-03-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7549

Where are you? I need you for science.

— James [2021-03-29]
Escape from Tarkov on Rhythm Cafe
#7548

I am going to *end* this towel boy.

— Erika, menacingly [2021-03-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7547

'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'

— Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7546

kids ARE ugly, just look at them.

— Beej [2021-03-26]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#7545

Fires are actually pretty lethal.

— Heather [2021-03-26]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#7544

You can cover anything with blood, and it's funny.

— Molly Lewis [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7543

I don't trust horny any more.

— Serge [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7542

Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.

— Wheeler [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7541

I chose spiders over this.

— Serge [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator