Quotes – LRRbot

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#7582

Please. Put me in charge of things.

— Gibb [2021-04-24]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7581

there's no point in having a rocket launcher, unless it's a quadruple rocket launcher!

— Paul [2021-04-23]
Death Stranding on LRRMtG
#7580

We generally take "eating ass" and then dial it back one.

— Serge [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7579

Ian, explain yourself.

— Graham [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7578

Wordplay only works if the words don't play!

— Serge [2021-04-21]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7577

Ariel needs legs.

— Cori [2021-04-19]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7576

What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?

— Paul [2021-04-16]
Death Standing on Play it Forward
#7575

Live. Laugh. Lupin.

— Ian [2021-04-15]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#7574

You seem like you have the right amount of holes.

— Ian [2021-04-15]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#7573

Stop gesturing with the baby!

— Paul [2021-04-14]
Death Stranding on Play it Forward
#7572

The squid would have been in flux at that time.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7571

Tell me that dispensers aren't poging.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7570

I just legitimately like witch farms.

— Serge [2021-04-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7569

I knew what I was doing until I didn't know what I was doing.

— Wheeler [2021-04-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7568

I wanted to put a horse in space.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7567

My house is built upon a foundation of YouTube videos and Wikipedia articles.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7566

Carrots aren't deserving of being Purple.

— Heather [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7564

When life gives you horses, make horsenade.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7563

Y'all are gonna hear some mouth noises.

— Cori [2021-04-12]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7562

My mother texted me after that game.

— Cameron [2021-04-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
#7561

I wanted to mention feet.

— Beej [2021-04-08]
Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
#7560

I don't know what you're talking about, but I endorse this message.

— Paul [2021-04-07]
Moving Out on Let's NOPE
#7559

You can't make friends with beetles.

— James [2021-04-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7558

I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.

— Wheeler [2021-04-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7557

I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear.

— Paul [2021-04-05]
Death Stranding on Rhythm Cafe