Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#7861
I hope Shakespeare's in a key I can speak.
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Andy
[2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7860
I can tape differently and intensively.
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Kathleen
[2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7859
My back end is not responding...
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Wiggins
[2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7858
I'm so good at rocks!
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Heather
[2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7857
Look. 2019 was last year. Don't worry about it.
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Heather
[2021-11-15]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7856
All of the teeth inside me are yours.
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Graham
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7854
Listen, I'm all about enabling Ian.
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Ben
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7853
Bartleby looks good with legs.
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Cori
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7852
I broke the Thwomp song.
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Ben
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7851
Oh no! That sounds like FUN!
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Jacob
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7850
So much lightning happens.
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Jacob
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7849
I would like to do something real, real silly.
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Jacob
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7848
There's a limit to the amount of teeth you can have in your mouth.
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Paul
[2021-11-14]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7847
Golden Retrievers are the cinnamon rolls of dogs.
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Graham
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7846
The human body is an infuriatingly analogue device.
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Ian
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7845
'Danceable' is a term that gets thrown around a lot.
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Ben
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7844
Is there a table? Because that really affects what I'm going to do next.
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Andrew
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7843
Why do we let Horner do things?
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Cameron
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7842
Make it sound wholesome and not disgusting but also delicious!
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Kathleen
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7841
I got chocolate banana granola balls!
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James
[2021-11-13]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7840
The head is where all the problems happen.
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Ian
[2021-11-12]
None on Talking Simulator
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#7839
Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia.
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James
[2021-11-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#7838
Subway bread is the Democratic party of smells.
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Ian
[2021-11-10]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
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#7837
Back on the trampoline, goose!
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Cori
[2021-11-09]
Let's Build a Zoo on Talking Simulator
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#7836
'Lukka Djibouti' I know I do.
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Graham
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on Rhythm Cafe
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