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  1. #7513
    That looked expensive... now it's on fire
    — Cameron [2021-03-02]
    Control on Dice Friends
  2. #7512
    James' face is constantly in my way.
    — JoeKim [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7511
    You probably could make a frustration sound board from this stream.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7510
    ooh interesting, you don't die.
    — James [2021-03-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7509
    It is not floppy nor dead.
    — Cameron [2021-03-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #7508
    If hubris isn't here, it's not a show.
    — Ian [2021-02-27]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  7. #7507
    Look at me: Galaxy Brain De Vere.
    — Kathleen [2021-02-27]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  8. #7506
    Let's drop that topic. I almost regret having said it in the first place.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  9. #7505
    I followed Ian into the abyss.
    — Beej [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  10. #7504
    I'm probably the bad Nermal.
    — Kathleen [2021-02-24]
    Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
  11. #7503
    Well at least I'm only failing myself.
    — Graham [2021-02-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #7502
    Everything I know, I learned from Yakuza.
    — Ian [2021-02-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  13. #7501
    Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task.
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7500
    It puts the 'funk' in 'perfunctory.'
    — Cameron [2021-02-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7499
    I'm not going to eat a jar of mayo. I draw the line at that.
    — Funko [2021-02-13]
    Escape from Tarkov on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7498
    This is so normal that I'm doing this.
    — Beej [2021-02-12]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7497
    Man, this rain's louder than Graham's CBC sweater.
    — Gaytanic_Panic, regarding the loud Spanish rain in Resident Evil 4 [2021-02-09]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
  18. #7496
    Googly moogly that's so many!
    — James [2021-02-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7495
    Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole?
    — Cori, to Paul [2021-02-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7494
    I've never joked about anything in my life!
    — Matt, unconvincingly [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  21. #7493
    Who wants eyes?
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  22. #7492
    This isn't the kind of stream I thought it was going to be.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  23. #7491
    I have declared it's okay to be in love.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  24. #7490
    You kill-stole my puzzle piece!
    — Cori [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  25. #7489
    I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!
    — Adam [2021-02-02]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE