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  1. #7473
    Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7472
    It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7471
    You ever just have a man appear inside of you?
    — James [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7470
    I am experiencing mediocre comprehension!
    — Dale, as Randall [2021-01-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7469
    We may end up hitting peak boxcutter soon.
    — Ian [2021-01-24]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7468
    I'm powered by toffee and speed.
    — Ian [2021-01-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  7. #7467
    I am powered by licorice and speed!
    — Ian [2021-01-23]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  8. #7466
    what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!
    — Ian [2021-01-23]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  9. #7465
    I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.
    — Graham [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7464
    You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.
    — Bengineering, on James [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7463
    James speaks lies.
    — Cameron [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7462
    What is wrong with my mouth?
    — Cameron [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7461
    Do bears have morals?
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  14. #7460
    It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  15. #7459
    Would you like to escape by being so cute?
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  16. #7458
    That was weird, but I like it.
    — Anthony Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  17. #7457
    I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  18. #7456
    Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!
    — Anthony Rapp, as Zackariah [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  19. #7455
    Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  20. #7454
    I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.
    — Ian [2021-01-16]
    Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
  21. #7453
    I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.
    — Heather [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  22. #7452
    NO! I rimmed it again!
    — James [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  23. #7451
    Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!
    — Ian [2021-01-14]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  24. #7450
    If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too.
    — Serge [2021-01-13]
    Board Games on Unknown
  25. #7449
    It's always the season for skeleton fashion.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock

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