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  1. #7562
    My mother texted me after that game.
    — Cameron [2021-04-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  2. #7561
    I wanted to mention feet.
    — Beej [2021-04-08]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  3. #7560
    I don't know what you're talking about, but I endorse this message.
    — Paul [2021-04-07]
    Moving Out on Let's NOPE
  4. #7559
    You can't make friends with beetles.
    — James [2021-04-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7558
    I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.
    — Wheeler [2021-04-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7557
    I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear.
    — Paul [2021-04-05]
    Death Stranding on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7556
    "Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."
    — Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
    Fall Guys on LRRMtG
  8. #7555
    I will take the line of violence, sure.
    — Voxy [2021-04-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #7554
    Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life.
    — Paul [2021-04-02]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  10. #7553
    Let's start getting destructive, shall we?
    — Ian [2021-04-01]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  11. #7552
    I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done.
    — Paul [2021-03-31]
    Death Stranding on Let's NOPE
  12. #7551
    your dad HYUCKS
    — Jordan [2021-03-30]
    None on Let's NOPE
  13. #7550
    I'm a big fan of our wind farm.
    — James, said just before farting in game [2021-03-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7549
    Where are you? I need you for science.
    — James [2021-03-29]
    Escape from Tarkov on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7548
    I am going to *end* this towel boy.
    — Erika, menacingly [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7547
    'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'
    — Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7546
    kids ARE ugly, just look at them.
    — Beej [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  18. #7545
    Fires are actually pretty lethal.
    — Heather [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  19. #7544
    You can cover anything with blood, and it's funny.
    — Molly Lewis [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  20. #7543
    I don't trust horny any more.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  21. #7542
    Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.
    — Wheeler [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  22. #7541
    I chose spiders over this.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  23. #7540
    I've been lying for like years.
    — Cameron [2021-03-23]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  24. #7539
    I gasp in shock as a bonus action.
    — Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7538
    I'll keep fighting things until we make friends.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe