Quotes – LRRbot

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#7786

I feel it in my jellies! ...My jellies were wrong.

— James [2021-09-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7785

I find the easiest way to clean out my inventory is to die.

— RebelliousUno [2021-09-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7784

James I need your powers of math.' 'Said no one ever.'

— Serge and James [2021-09-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7783

I can perceive the ass. Suck it, Beej.

— Adam [2021-09-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7782

Everybody ignore my groans and grunts.

— Wheeler [2021-09-20]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
#7781

This ghost is where my ape used to be.

— Wheeler [2021-09-20]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Rhythm Cafe
#7780

(gasp) You get to fill the Pipes of Creation!

— Ian [2021-09-19]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7779

Responsibility is a flexible term.

— Heather [2021-09-19]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7778

Pretend like I'm a giant baby.

— Wheeler [2021-09-18]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
#7777

How is my brain this big?

— Wheeler [2021-09-18]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Bonus Stream
#7776

Let's get revolting!

— Ian [2021-09-15]
Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
#7775

'What are you going to do, Cori?' 'Win.'

— Matt and Cori [2021-09-15]
Yellow & Yangtze on Crossing the Streams
#7774

I am inside of you.

— James, whispering [2021-09-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7773

There's nothing more I love then a 10:15 am nap.

— James [2021-09-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7772

This is my normal face! Do I have resting kick-a-chicken face?

— Cori [2021-09-13]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7771

Thanks, Jeff Orcus!

— Beej [2021-09-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7770

I will concede, but only because I lost.

— Wheeler [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7769

Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.

— Adam [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7768

I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.

— Cameron [2021-09-09]
None on LRRMtG
#7767

MEOWWW

— Baxter
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7766

I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.

— Graham [2021-09-08]
Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
#7765

Don't let chat lead you astray.

— Serge [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7764

If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.

— James [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7763

There are no consequences!

— Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7762

I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.

— Heather [2021-09-05]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe