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  1. #7620
    I'm full of yogurt and having the time of my life!
    — Andy, as Terry [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7619
    Well that encounter got weirder.
    — Nelson, voicing the Dice Friends motto [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7618
    I hacked a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
    — Serge [2021-05-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7617
    It's live, that means it's legal!
    — Kiss [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7616
    Possums love me!
    — Kathleen, delightedly [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7615
    'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'
    — Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7614
    Books generally eat time.
    — Cameron [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7613
    The lights stay off during broccoli fisting.
    — Alex [2021-05-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7612
    Quick update: I think I am bleeding.
    — Serge [2021-05-22]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  10. #7611
    That's the river, not a shortcut.
    — Kathleen [2021-05-21]
    None on LRRMtG
  11. #7610
    Beej always apologizes but I never believe him.
    — Matt [2021-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #7609
    Respect the Oxford comma.
    — Serge [2021-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7608
    Work first, then banana.
    — Adam [2021-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  14. #7607
    This bookcase has offended me deeply.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-05-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #7606
    I thought books were my friends!
    — Cori, in dismay [2021-05-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #7605
    I could take a tiny horse very easily.
    — Heather [2021-05-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7604
    It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet.
    — Heather [2021-05-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7603
    Does this mean I get to eat cats?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-05-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7602
    Is Halloween just witch-punk?
    — Cori [2021-05-10]
    Art on Talking Simulator
  20. #7601
    It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with.
    — Az [2021-05-10]
    Art on Talking Simulator
  21. #7600
    Oh! It's an ambush! ....Hooray!
    — Beej [2021-05-08]
    Betrayal at Krondor on Play it Forward
  22. #7599
    I just sold these to you, but I wish to haggle about getting them back.
    — Beej [2021-05-06]
    Betrayal at Krondor on The Long Game
  23. #7598
    What is my opinion on knives? Yes!
    — Cori [2021-05-05]
    Among Us on Dice Friends
  24. #7597
    When isn't TNT the answer?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-05-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7596
    You've been farting for weeks.
    — Serge [2021-05-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock