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  1. #7537
    If you have terracotta headcheese, I don't know what you're doing wrong.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7536
    I'm just clueless as a joke.
    — Beej [2021-03-19]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
  3. #7535
    'Stealing is bad Serge.' 'But from my perspective it's good.'
    — Adam and Serge [2021-03-17]
    Magic: Legends on Let's NOPE
  4. #7534
    I'll leave a well aged brown on your desk!
    — Cameron [2021-03-16]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  5. #7533
    My head is a plane and I am the pilot.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7532
    Why bridge when I can yeet?
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7531
    You can win any argument by repeating 'It's not my fault.'
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7530
    The bears stole our good Alien movies! ...I'll hunt them through the universe.
    — Cameron [2021-03-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7529
    Is everyone else malfunctioning in the same way I am?
    — Alex, as Gray [2021-03-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7528
    What are friends for if not to shoot them at obstacles?
    — Heather [2021-03-14]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7527
    I don't understand. We had the Black Lotus, why didn't we win?
    — Wheeler [2021-03-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #7526
    Hey, look! It's a video game!
    — Beej [2021-03-12]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  13. #7525
    I live with my mistakes, and mistakes shall be made!
    — Heather [2021-03-10]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #7524
    Tea first, work after!
    — Heather [2021-03-10]
    Jenny LeClue: Detectivu on Dice Friends
  15. #7523
    Until the game tells me otherwise, we're on a date.
    — Heather [2021-03-10]
    Jenny LeClue: Detectivu on Dice Friends
  16. #7522
    Oh, I didn't die. That's a problem for you, Matt.
    — Cameron [2021-03-09]
    Control on Dice Friends
  17. #7521
    We're probably going to be okay.
    — Cameron [2021-03-09]
    Control on Dice Friends
  18. #7520
    Oh that's a terrible idea.' 'Yeah, let's do it.'
    — Serge and James [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7519
    Yes children, continue to fight for my affection.
    — Serge [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7518
    Why are you making these decisions?
    — Serge [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7517
    Should have put the twerking for trees mod on.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7516
    One of them has an actual skull inside! It's beautiful!
    — Cori [2021-03-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #7515
    I only believe that's an arm because you tell me it is.
    — Cori [2021-03-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #7514
    Paul is a wizard.
    — Nelson [2021-03-03]
    Mario Party 6 on Dice Friends
  25. #7513
    That looked expensive... now it's on fire
    — Cameron [2021-03-02]
    Control on Dice Friends