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#7488

I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up.

— James [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7487

I'm distracted by setting cows on fire.

— RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7486

This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show.

— RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7485

Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important.

— James, on Minecraft [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7484

Taste my freedom!

— Ben, As Lady Liberty [2021-01-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7483

We're not here to be crushed by huge women, we're here to talk about feet!

— Kathleen [2021-01-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7482

Wow! Nice changeover, no one died!

— Ian [2021-01-30]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7481

You just gotta be able to kill stuff, Graham Stark, 2021.

— Graham [2021-01-29]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7480

Graham! Die quicker!

— Bengineering [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7479

What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?

— Paul [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7478

Cam, help, this buff fish is bullying me.

— Graham [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7477

Good news, the slime is more viscous than we originally thought.

— Graham [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7476

Shoutout to my boy Euclid!

— Ian [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7475

Aah! It's raining me!

— Cameron [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7474

I keep hammering the "cry" button, but it's only happening in real life.

— Graham [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7473

Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7472

It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7471

You ever just have a man appear inside of you?

— James [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7470

I am experiencing mediocre comprehension!

— Dale, as Randall [2021-01-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7469

We may end up hitting peak boxcutter soon.

— Ian [2021-01-24]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7468

I'm powered by toffee and speed.

— Ian [2021-01-24]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7467

I am powered by licorice and speed!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7466

what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7465

I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.

— Graham [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7464

You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.

— Bengineering, on James [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe