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  1. #7594
    You hear that, chat? Ian might do something one day and you might like it.
    — Heather [2021-05-02]
    Inside My Radio on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7593
    Kojima? oh that explains it.
    — Paul [2021-04-30]
    Death Stranding on LRRMtG
  3. #7592
    2021: Rip Ass
    — Cori [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7591
    I want to be an unsettling beauty.
    — Kathleen [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7590
    I fear death every day.
    — Matt Griffiths, smiling [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7589
    We're all YouTube people...unfortunately.
    — Matt Griffiths [2021-04-28]
    Board Games on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7588
    What is grass if not the hair of the world?
    — Cori [2021-04-26]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7587
    Nothing lewd ever happens here.
    — Cori, while winking [2021-04-26]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7586
    Well at least murder likes me.
    — Paul [2021-04-26]
    Death Stranding on Play it Forward
  10. #7585
    It's called 'the economy' and it's complicated and sucks.
    — Ian [2021-04-25]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7584
    Where did they get all these eyes?
    — Matt [2021-04-24]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  12. #7583
    Ian has once again confounded and confused us.
    — Kathleen [2021-04-24]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  13. #7582
    Please. Put me in charge of things.
    — Gibb [2021-04-24]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  14. #7581
    there's no point in having a rocket launcher, unless it's a quadruple rocket launcher!
    — Paul [2021-04-23]
    Death Stranding on LRRMtG
  15. #7580
    We generally take "eating ass" and then dial it back one.
    — Serge [2021-04-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7579
    Ian, explain yourself.
    — Graham [2021-04-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7578
    Wordplay only works if the words don't play!
    — Serge [2021-04-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7577
    Ariel needs legs.
    — Cori [2021-04-19]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7576
    What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?
    — Paul [2021-04-16]
    Death Standing on Play it Forward
  20. #7575
    Live. Laugh. Lupin.
    — Ian [2021-04-15]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #7574
    You seem like you have the right amount of holes.
    — Ian [2021-04-15]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #7573
    Stop gesturing with the baby!
    — Paul [2021-04-14]
    Death Stranding on Play it Forward
  23. #7572
    The squid would have been in flux at that time.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7571
    Tell me that dispensers aren't poging.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7570
    I just legitimately like witch farms.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock