Quotes – LRRbot

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#7771

Thanks, Jeff Orcus!

— Beej [2021-09-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7770

I will concede, but only because I lost.

— Wheeler [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7769

Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside.

— Adam [2021-09-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7768

I haven't really been forming memories this year, for insurance purposes.

— Cameron [2021-09-09]
None on LRRMtG
#7767

MEOWWW

— Baxter
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7766

I didn't fail because of myself, I failed because of all of the idiots in society.

— Graham [2021-09-08]
Tomato Way 3 on Watch and Play
#7765

Don't let chat lead you astray.

— Serge [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7764

If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.

— James [2021-09-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7763

There are no consequences!

— Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7762

I don't want to be cautious. I want to run around in the dark like a fool.

— Heather [2021-09-05]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7761

Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once.

— Ian [2021-09-05]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7760

Miyazaki wanted to make a non-problematic Curious George.

— Wheeler, on Sekiro: Shadows die twice [2021-09-05]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7759

I got exhausted by my own joke.

— Wheeler [2021-09-04]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7758

What are you doing?' 'Helping you, you precious idiot.'

— James and Serge [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7757

Hi, are you a horse?

— James, to a cow [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7756

You can make anything work with Baby Shark.

— James [2021-08-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7755

Paul is timeless.

— Adam [2021-08-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7754

My eyeball is gonna grow so much from this.

— Cori [2021-08-30]
Art on Play it Forward
#7753

'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'

— Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
Art on Play it Forward
#7752

Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses.

— Cori [2021-08-30]
Art on Play it Forward
#7751

I'm worried about this chicken.

— Wheeler [2021-08-30]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward
#7750

This is what you wanted, Turner.

— Wheeler [2021-08-29]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7749

You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem.

— Wheeler [2021-08-28]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7748

They're very heavy lies, Paul. They're not meant for taking.

— Heather [2021-08-27]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7747

Project CARS is the Dark Souls of driving games.

— Ian [2021-08-26]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG