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  1. #7658
    You can shout something cool as a free action.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7657
    I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this.
    — Wheeler [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  3. #7656
    I'm very impressed, Ian. It's horrible.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  4. #7655
    Ian, you're a menace.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  5. #7654
    I'm afraid I'm going to have to ruin that.
    — Ian [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  6. #7653
    I've hidden my shame in a dark place.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  7. #7652
    Why is Ian so threatening?!
    — CAKHost [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  8. #7651
    I suggest a goat: the ungulate you can hide in your house!
    — Ian [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  9. #7650
    That's a meme, but the bad kind!
    — Graham [2021-06-17]
    Destiny 2 on The Long Game
  10. #7649
    THIS IS BULLSHIT!
    — Voxy, with muted mic [2021-06-16]
    Among Us on Let's NOPE
  11. #7648
    No, I didn't want to go in the Llama.
    — James [2021-06-15]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7647
    I'm a creepy floaty boy.
    — Andy [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7646
    Sure, give me an attack on yoga pants.
    — Michelle Rapp, as DM [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7645
    Nothing personal, I just don't like you.
    — Kiss, as Karl Lyle [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7644
    Shut up, me!
    — Andy, as Terry Fizzlewit [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7643
    I've invented this new technique called "doing whatever!"
    — Cori [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7642
    I've never claimed to be clever.
    — Az [2021-06-14]
    Yu-Gi-Oh on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7641
    I feel we're gonna be covered in drool regardless of what we were up to.
    — Heather [2021-06-13]
    UNBEATABLE [white label] on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7640
    It's a gentle gobble.
    — Ian [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  20. #7639
    Why can't my avocado go into the forest?
    — Wheeler [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  21. #7638
    No, don't quote me.
    — Wheeler [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  22. #7637
    I would say sorry, but it was intentional.
    — Ian [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  23. #7636
    Obviously the bone dragon doesn't like when you touch the wibble crystals.
    — Graham [2021-06-10]
    Special Events on Talking Simulator
  24. #7635
    it's Amazing how as a floating head, you can still fart.
    — RebelliousUno
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7634
    Feed me your contempt for my End rods.
    — James [2021-06-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock