Quotes – LRRbot

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#7749

You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem.

— Wheeler [2021-08-28]
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on LRRMtG
#7748

They're very heavy lies, Paul. They're not meant for taking.

— Heather [2021-08-27]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7747

Project CARS is the Dark Souls of driving games.

— Ian [2021-08-26]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7746

Ok, ok, ok, ok.......ASS!

— Serge [2021-08-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7745

Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?

— Cori [2021-08-23]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7744

I said it in my happy voice! That immediately makes it non-threatening.

— Heather [2021-08-22]
Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
#7743

Just accept that we're strange and everything will be okay.

— Heather [2021-08-22]
Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
#7742

Anything that looks easy is always more work than you think.

— Heather [2021-08-22]
Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
#7741

What are you trying to show us Ian?

— Fugi [2021-08-22]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7740

All roads lead to the subocean.

— Cori [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7739

I don't know where I am or where I'm going.

— Cori [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7738

The GANTs come for us all.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7737

It's kind of like being on a water bed.

— Ian, on finding the subocean [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7736

Codpiece full of shallots.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7735

You really count that whole zero, don't you?

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7734

I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7733

You think everything's going to be fine, and then you wake up in the morning.

— Ian [2021-08-21]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7732

You should never trust a video game.

— Heather [2021-08-20]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7731

I want that snail's pee!

— Paul [2021-08-20]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7730

I can count, as long as it's on one hand.

— Paul [2021-08-18]
It Takes Two on Bonus Stream
#7729

Why would they give us hearts if they didn't mean anything?

— Serge [2021-08-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7728

Stop trying to make Poutine happen.

— Serge [2021-08-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7727

Bananas or death!

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7726

The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG
#7725

Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt.

— Paul [2021-08-13]
It Takes Two on LRRMtG