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  1. #7701
    I'm sorry that people must perceive you.
    — Graham, to Kathleen [2021-07-22]
    Backbone on Play it Forward
  2. #7700
    If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7699
    Oh I'm the biggest dumb dumb who ever dumb dumbed.
    — Serge [2021-07-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7698
    What's the inflation on astronauts ?
    — Adam [2021-07-17]
    Returnal on Play it Forward
  5. #7697
    I don't do math before 11am.
    — Serge [2021-07-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7696
    I don't think I'll add them to my ear collection.
    — Cori [2021-07-12]
    Art on One More
  7. #7695
    where's the love for ears?
    — Cori [2021-07-12]
    Art on One More
  8. #7694
    'I like it when you fall in a hole!' 'Yeahhh most people do.'
    — Joe Kim and James [2021-07-10]
    Escape from Tarkov on One More
  9. #7693
    I'm looking for the fucking......you know, the fucking.
    — Adam [2021-07-10]
    Returnal on One More
  10. #7692
    Do people Dab any more?
    — Adam [2021-07-10]
    Returnal on One More
  11. #7691
    Holes are typically uncommon.
    — Graham [2021-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  12. #7690
    Do either of you know why blink dog is..... end of sentence.
    — Graham [2021-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  13. #7689
    Well this is awkward.
    — Cameron [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  14. #7688
    I forgot about Oubliette!
    — Cameron [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  15. #7687
    Go ahead and tap your D20.
    — Dale [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  16. #7686
    Are GMs not entitled to the waving of their hands?
    — Cameron [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  17. #7685
    We've created something weird.
    — Graham [2021-07-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on One More
  18. #7684
    (Chat is) like talking to MENSA compared to these two.
    — Serge, on James and RebelliousUno [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7683
    I'm the brain whisperer.
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7682
    Let's go attack and despawn god.
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7681
    Am I James's Freakazoid?
    — Serge [2021-07-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7680
    I don't know if I helped, but I tried.
    — Michelle Rapp, as DM [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  23. #7679
    This is a horrible thing I've done.
    — Andy [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  24. #7678
    All of the werewolves are secretly Tim Allen.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  25. #7677
    You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More