Quotes – LRRbot

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#7438

Ah, gah, Everything is ass!

— Serge [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7437

Can you turn into a car?

— James [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7436

Remember: 68 gnomes watched us while we did this.

— Adam [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7435

I'm playing this character like I stole a car!

— Adam [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7434

I'm gonna make you question your choices and doubt every move you make.

— Beej [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7433

KILL 👑🦆🔪

— LRRTwitter
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7432

I think I'm ready to race.

— Ian, an hour into the race [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7431

They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining.

— Ian [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7430

Everything changes once you restarted everything.

— Ian [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7429

I loaded into Rasputin's "underground area" if you catch my drift

— Cameron [2020-12-31]
Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7428

Shins, balls, orifice. Just like the nursery rhyme.

— Graham [2020-12-31]
Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7427

Instead of getting married I just went on a cruise ship. Twice!

— Serge [2020-12-30]
THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7426

Stop getting married, I can't afford to treat myself to things.

— Serge [2020-12-30]
THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7425

We don't need a healer if we don't get hit!

— Heather [2020-12-30]
THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Talking Simulator
#7424

If I take it, it becomes mine and then I'm not stealing things that aren't mine.

— Heather [2015-10-28]
None on Talking Simulator
#7423

Those are your Joe Kim eggs.

— James [2020-12-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7422

Minecraft is dumb.

— James [2020-12-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7421

We're basically just doing ZETA's thing.

— James [2020-12-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7420

Inside Beej is really funny.

— Kathleen [2020-12-26]
jackbox on Bonus Stream
#7419

I have enough hit points to tank this aubergine

— Serge [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7418

Double your starches, double your fun!

— Cori [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7417

Don't underestimate what jumping can do.

— Cori [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7416

It's Cristmas, Directions are reversed.

— Bengeerining [2020-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7415

Remember 3 years ago? That was this year!

— Nelson [2020-12-26]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#7414

I'm a plumber! Not a murder mysteryist!

— Heather [2020-12-25]
Super Mario World on Talking Simulator