Quotes – LRRbot

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#7678

All of the werewolves are secretly Tim Allen.

— Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
Tabletop RPGs on One More
#7677

You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles.

— Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
Tabletop RPGs on One More
#7676

If there's any bad guys, you should bite their bums.

— Kathleen, as Ontology Jones [2021-07-05]
Tabletop RPGs on One More
#7675

I would like to move to protect the tiny drunks.

— Kathleen [2021-07-05]
Tabletop RPGs on One More
#7674

Sometimes when they tell you it can't be done, they're right.

— Cori [2021-07-05]
Art on One More
#7673

Once you go ugly, can you go back?

— Cori [2021-07-05]
Art on One More
#7672

I do lots of things other people don't do.

— Angel [2021-07-05]
Art on One More
#7671

I need a knives drawer.

— Cori [2021-07-05]
Art on One More
#7670

I mean, promises are just threats. A threat you haven't gone through with yet.

— Heather [2021-07-04]
Wandersong on One More
#7669

Green means healing.

— Adam [2021-07-04]
Returnal on One More
#7668

Jean-luc Picard is the 1%.

— Adam [2021-07-03]
Returnal on One More
#7667

I am at my happiest when I'm hiding in a bush in Tarkov.

— James [2021-07-01]
Escape from Tarkov on One More
#7666

When you get to the coast, look for the boat.

— Serge [2021-06-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7665

This is too much damage for a fancy man.

— Cameron [2021-06-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7664

The true revenge was the friendship we made along the way!

— Kiss [2021-06-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7663

It's not illegal to draw horses.

— Cori [2021-06-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7662

Eggs are nature's lootboxes.

— Paul [2021-06-25]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#7661

I'm a man of multiple fluids.

— Ian [2021-06-24]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#7660

I like causing problems by blowing up barrels.

— Graham [2021-06-22]
Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance on Crossing the Streams
#7659

It's Mummy's go, and Mummy's angry.

— Kathleen [2021-06-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7658

You can shout something cool as a free action.

— Kathleen [2021-06-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7657

I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this.

— Wheeler [2021-06-19]
Special Events on Let's NOPE
#7656

I'm very impressed, Ian. It's horrible.

— Kathleen [2021-06-19]
Special Events on Let's NOPE
#7655

Ian, you're a menace.

— Kathleen [2021-06-19]
Special Events on Let's NOPE
#7654

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ruin that.

— Ian [2021-06-19]
Special Events on Let's NOPE