Quotes – LRRbot

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#7543

I don't trust horny any more.

— Serge [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7542

Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.

— Wheeler [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7541

I chose spiders over this.

— Serge [2021-03-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7540

I've been lying for like years.

— Cameron [2021-03-23]
Control on Talking Simulator
#7539

I gasp in shock as a bonus action.

— Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7538

I'll keep fighting things until we make friends.

— Ian [2021-03-21]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7537

If you have terracotta headcheese, I don't know what you're doing wrong.

— Ian [2021-03-21]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7536

I'm just clueless as a joke.

— Beej [2021-03-19]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
#7535

'Stealing is bad Serge.' 'But from my perspective it's good.'

— Adam and Serge [2021-03-17]
Magic: Legends on Let's NOPE
#7534

I'll leave a well aged brown on your desk!

— Cameron [2021-03-16]
Control on Talking Simulator
#7533

My head is a plane and I am the pilot.

— RebelliousUno [2021-03-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7532

Why bridge when I can yeet?

— James [2021-03-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7531

You can win any argument by repeating 'It's not my fault.'

— James [2021-03-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7530

The bears stole our good Alien movies! ...I'll hunt them through the universe.

— Cameron [2021-03-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7529

Is everyone else malfunctioning in the same way I am?

— Alex, as Gray [2021-03-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7528

What are friends for if not to shoot them at obstacles?

— Heather [2021-03-14]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7527

I don't understand. We had the Black Lotus, why didn't we win?

— Wheeler [2021-03-12]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#7526

Hey, look! It's a video game!

— Beej [2021-03-12]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7525

I live with my mistakes, and mistakes shall be made!

— Heather [2021-03-10]
None on Dice Friends
#7524

Tea first, work after!

— Heather [2021-03-10]
Jenny LeClue: Detectivu on Dice Friends
#7523

Until the game tells me otherwise, we're on a date.

— Heather [2021-03-10]
Jenny LeClue: Detectivu on Dice Friends
#7522

Oh, I didn't die. That's a problem for you, Matt.

— Cameron [2021-03-09]
Control on Dice Friends
#7521

We're probably going to be okay.

— Cameron [2021-03-09]
Control on Dice Friends
#7520

Oh that's a terrible idea.' 'Yeah, let's do it.'

— Serge and James [2021-03-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7519

Yes children, continue to fight for my affection.

— Serge [2021-03-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock