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  1. #7746
    Ok, ok, ok, ok.......ASS!
    — Serge [2021-08-24]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7745
    Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?
    — Cori [2021-08-23]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7744
    I said it in my happy voice! That immediately makes it non-threatening.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7743
    Just accept that we're strange and everything will be okay.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7742
    Anything that looks easy is always more work than you think.
    — Heather [2021-08-22]
    Aerial_Knight's Never Yield on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7741
    What are you trying to show us Ian?
    — Fugi [2021-08-22]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  7. #7740
    All roads lead to the subocean.
    — Cori [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  8. #7739
    I don't know where I am or where I'm going.
    — Cori [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  9. #7738
    The GANTs come for us all.
    — Ian [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  10. #7737
    It's kind of like being on a water bed.
    — Ian, on finding the subocean [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  11. #7736
    Codpiece full of shallots.
    — Ian [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  12. #7735
    You really count that whole zero, don't you?
    — Ian [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  13. #7734
    I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving.
    — Ian [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  14. #7733
    You think everything's going to be fine, and then you wake up in the morning.
    — Ian [2021-08-21]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  15. #7732
    You should never trust a video game.
    — Heather [2021-08-20]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  16. #7731
    I want that snail's pee!
    — Paul [2021-08-20]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  17. #7730
    I can count, as long as it's on one hand.
    — Paul [2021-08-18]
    It Takes Two on Bonus Stream
  18. #7729
    Why would they give us hearts if they didn't mean anything?
    — Serge [2021-08-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7728
    Stop trying to make Poutine happen.
    — Serge [2021-08-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7727
    Bananas or death!
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  21. #7726
    The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  22. #7725
    Normally books don't actively do things to make them get burnt.
    — Paul [2021-08-13]
    It Takes Two on LRRMtG
  23. #7724
    Ow, ow, ow! OK, so what I've learned is: don't.
    — Graham [2021-08-12]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  24. #7723
    I wanna be more chaotic.
    — Kathleen [2021-08-11]
    Sagrada on Let's NOPE
  25. #7722
    it's a good thing honey doesn't explode in real life.
    — Paul
    It Takes Two on Let's NOPE