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#7504

I'm probably the bad Nermal.

— Kathleen [2021-02-24]
Garfield Kart: Furious Racing on Dice Friends
#7503

Well at least I'm only failing myself.

— Graham [2021-02-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7502

Everything I know, I learned from Yakuza.

— Ian [2021-02-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
#7501

Every pizza's a personal pizza if you have the dedication to the task.

— Cameron [2021-02-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7500

It puts the 'funk' in 'perfunctory.'

— Cameron [2021-02-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7499

I'm not going to eat a jar of mayo. I draw the line at that.

— Funko [2021-02-13]
Escape from Tarkov on Crossing the Streams
#7498

This is so normal that I'm doing this.

— Beej [2021-02-12]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7497

Man, this rain's louder than Graham's CBC sweater.

— Gaytanic_Panic, regarding the loud Spanish rain in Resident Evil 4 [2021-02-09]
Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
#7496

Googly moogly that's so many!

— James [2021-02-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7495

Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole?

— Cori, to Paul [2021-02-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7494

I've never joked about anything in my life!

— Matt, unconvincingly [2021-02-03]
Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
#7493

Who wants eyes?

— Nelson [2021-02-03]
Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
#7492

This isn't the kind of stream I thought it was going to be.

— Nelson [2021-02-03]
Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
#7491

I have declared it's okay to be in love.

— Nelson [2021-02-03]
Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
#7490

You kill-stole my puzzle piece!

— Cori [2021-02-03]
Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
#7489

I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!

— Adam [2021-02-02]
Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
#7488

I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up.

— James [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7487

I'm distracted by setting cows on fire.

— RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7486

This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show.

— RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7485

Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important.

— James, on Minecraft [2021-02-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7484

Taste my freedom!

— Ben, As Lady Liberty [2021-01-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7483

We're not here to be crushed by huge women, we're here to talk about feet!

— Kathleen [2021-01-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#7482

Wow! Nice changeover, no one died!

— Ian [2021-01-30]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7481

You just gotta be able to kill stuff, Graham Stark, 2021.

— Graham [2021-01-29]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7480

Graham! Die quicker!

— Bengineering [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator