Quotes

Go do an absolute burgle.

There is a tiny vampire latched to the back of your pants.

I should pick up my body shouldn't I?

No one who uses the word "shenanigans" can be an evil person.

Oh no, I smudged my Kirby Portal.

I feel like I would operate better as a human being if I had more haters.

I will not let this be my bamboo.

Fool me once, shame on James. Fool me twice, also shame on James.

That's all I say now, just 'hacker voice'.

'Is that really bad?' 'Let's find out!'

So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!

'How's that dice pool for you?' 'Very bad.' 'Fantastic!'

It's a World of Darkness, it's not a World of Let's Go Get Good Furniture.

There's a shark in my calm blue ocean? I punch that shark in the face, call it an idiot, and tell it to lrrEFF off.

You don't stink, Twitch Chat. You're beautiful, and great. Wonderful, and funny, and smart, and helpful.

When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird.

Adam has trained you all badly.

So I wasn't wrong, I was just completely wrong.

Butt pancakes, that's a thing I just said.

Ah I understand now' 'It wasn't a riddle.'

Gatekeeping is horseshit. You can play the game you want to play.

An entire extra game mode came out of N.Brio's cloaca.

I'm still his friend, even though he's wrong.

I have opinions about *everything.*