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  1. #7555
    I will take the line of violence, sure.
    — Voxy [2021-04-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #7554
    Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life.
    — Paul [2021-04-02]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  3. #7553
    Let's start getting destructive, shall we?
    — Ian [2021-04-01]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  4. #7552
    I can't be expected to keep track of all the awesome things I've done.
    — Paul [2021-03-31]
    Death Stranding on Let's NOPE
  5. #7551
    your dad HYUCKS
    — Jordan [2021-03-30]
    None on Let's NOPE
  6. #7550
    I'm a big fan of our wind farm.
    — James, said just before farting in game [2021-03-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7549
    Where are you? I need you for science.
    — James [2021-03-29]
    Escape from Tarkov on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7548
    I am going to *end* this towel boy.
    — Erika, menacingly [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7547
    'Bodies are fleeting. Dignity, however...' '—Is also fleeting.'
    — Cameron and Tappy [2021-03-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7546
    kids ARE ugly, just look at them.
    — Beej [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  11. #7545
    Fires are actually pretty lethal.
    — Heather [2021-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  12. #7544
    You can cover anything with blood, and it's funny.
    — Molly Lewis [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  13. #7543
    I don't trust horny any more.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  14. #7542
    Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks.
    — Wheeler [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  15. #7541
    I chose spiders over this.
    — Serge [2021-03-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  16. #7540
    I've been lying for like years.
    — Cameron [2021-03-23]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  17. #7539
    I gasp in shock as a bonus action.
    — Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7538
    I'll keep fighting things until we make friends.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7537
    If you have terracotta headcheese, I don't know what you're doing wrong.
    — Ian [2021-03-21]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7536
    I'm just clueless as a joke.
    — Beej [2021-03-19]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
  21. #7535
    'Stealing is bad Serge.' 'But from my perspective it's good.'
    — Adam and Serge [2021-03-17]
    Magic: Legends on Let's NOPE
  22. #7534
    I'll leave a well aged brown on your desk!
    — Cameron [2021-03-16]
    Control on Talking Simulator
  23. #7533
    My head is a plane and I am the pilot.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7532
    Why bridge when I can yeet?
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7531
    You can win any argument by repeating 'It's not my fault.'
    — James [2021-03-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock