Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#7479
What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?
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Paul
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7478
Cam, help, this buff fish is bullying me.
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Graham
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7477
Good news, the slime is more viscous than we originally thought.
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Graham
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7476
Shoutout to my boy Euclid!
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Ian
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7475
Aah! It's raining me!
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Cameron
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7474
I keep hammering the "cry" button, but it's only happening in real life.
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Graham
[2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
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#7473
Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?
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RebelliousUno
[2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#7472
It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.
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RebelliousUno
[2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#7471
You ever just have a man appear inside of you?
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James
[2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#7470
I am experiencing mediocre comprehension!
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Dale,
as Randall
[2021-01-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
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#7469
We may end up hitting peak boxcutter soon.
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Ian
[2021-01-24]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
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#7468
I'm powered by toffee and speed.
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Ian
[2021-01-24]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
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#7467
I am powered by licorice and speed!
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Ian
[2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
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#7466
what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!
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Ian
[2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
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#7465
I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.
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Graham
[2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
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#7464
You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.
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Bengineering,
on James
[2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
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#7463
James speaks lies.
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Cameron
[2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
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#7462
What is wrong with my mouth?
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Cameron
[2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
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#7461
Do bears have morals?
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Kathleen
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7460
It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.
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Kathleen
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7459
Would you like to escape by being so cute?
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Michelle Rapp
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7458
That was weird, but I like it.
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Anthony Rapp
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7457
I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.
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Kathleen
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7456
Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!
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Anthony Rapp,
as Zackariah
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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#7455
Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.
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Michelle Rapp
[2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
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