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  1. #7462
    What is wrong with my mouth?
    — Cameron [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7461
    Do bears have morals?
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  3. #7460
    It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  4. #7459
    Would you like to escape by being so cute?
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  5. #7458
    That was weird, but I like it.
    — Anthony Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  6. #7457
    I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  7. #7456
    Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!
    — Anthony Rapp, as Zackariah [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  8. #7455
    Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  9. #7454
    I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.
    — Ian [2021-01-16]
    Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
  10. #7453
    I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.
    — Heather [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  11. #7452
    NO! I rimmed it again!
    — James [2021-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  12. #7451
    Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!
    — Ian [2021-01-14]
    Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
  13. #7450
    If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too.
    — Serge [2021-01-13]
    Board Games on Unknown
  14. #7449
    It's always the season for skeleton fashion.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7448
    I feel like every time we come back to this, we get a little worse at minecraft.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7447
    It is a little cool I can go into the lava and peer into the depths of hell.
    — JoeKim [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7446
    Man coffee is so good.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7445
    I'm lost and I'm being bullied by pigs.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7444
    The long haired hippy witch hut need not apply.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7443
    I've always been a finger boy.
    — Ian [2021-01-10]
    Rocksmith 2014 on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7442
    Again, different smells are occurring.
    — Ian [2021-01-07]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  22. #7441
    I love the sentence 'Grass positive'.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7440
    I'm glad you found joy in a very you way.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7439
    I'm dumber then a sea cucumber.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7438
    Ah, gah, Everything is ass!
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock