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  1. #7108
    All money on Moist.
    — Cori [2020-08-06]
    Blaseball on Bonus Stream
  2. #7107
    You have stripped me of my cactus, how dare you.
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  3. #7106
    Fun is the worst!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  4. #7105
    What's the range on this eggplant?!
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  5. #7104
    'That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard in my entire life.' 'Thank you!'
    — Adam and Matt Griffiths [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  6. #7103
    Humble pie is still pie!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  7. #7102
    I want my last action on this earth to be doing the worm so hard I fly 8 feet in the air."
    — Cameron [2020-08-05]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  8. #7101
    I think we should take a break before we go to the Nightmare Realm.
    — Cori [2020-08-04]
    Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
  9. #7100
    You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.
    — Serge [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7099
    Now you're thinking with Unos!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7098
    I always test flush.
    — James [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7097
    I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #7096
    Do vampires like cheese?
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #7095
    I ate a fish and became the fish.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #7094
    We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #7093
    Do we need to shave the moon?
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  17. #7092
    So many people exhaled it had a smell.
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  18. #7091
    Eugh, why is life so hard?
    — Cameron [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #7090
    If I may interject as the Judge....
    — Serge [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #7089
    How aggro am I today?
    — Bengineering [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #7088
    Down with Big Graham!
    — Ben Ulmer [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #7087
    'Do you have a way to win the game?' 'No but my deck is really cool!'
    — Graham and Serge [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #7086
    I can never read the leet speak you kids use nower days.
    — Cameron [2020-07-30]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  24. #7085
    I don't play Xbox!
    — Beej [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  25. #7084
    That's a very personal question that I will happily answer.
    — Jacob [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams