Quotes – LRRbot

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#7124

Well, at least I got that pigeon ass.

— Cori [2020-08-12]
Fall Guys on Play it Forward
#7123

I got chumbawabuma'd!

— James [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7122

If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.

— Serge [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7121

Wherever there's a faucet that gushes podcasts, we'll be there.

— Paul [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7120

I enjoy how you think, Cori, as wrong as it may be.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7119

I just need something to do that's not cleaning or being on fire.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7118

I hobble over, lightly on fire.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7117

There is paperwork. The paperwork happens.

— Dale [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7116

My name might be patches, but as you can see, I do not wear rags.

— Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7115

I'm being too clever for my own good.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7114

Shall we go have a conversation with ne'er-do-wells?

— Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7113

Math! Hahahh!

— Andy [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7112

If a ghost appeared and asked me for its souls I'd shit God's pants.

— TehAmelie [2020-08-10]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7111

'What does an ambush smell like?' Denny's.

— Cameron [2020-08-10]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7110

Where do YOU keep all your faces?

— Cameron [2020-08-09]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7109

I went on my first dream, and what is this pose you wake up in?

— Cameron [2020-08-09]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7108

All money on Moist.

— Cori [2020-08-06]
Blaseball on Bonus Stream
#7107

You have stripped me of my cactus, how dare you.

— Serge [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7106

Fun is the worst!

— James [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7105

What's the range on this eggplant?!

— Serge [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7104

'That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard in my entire life.' 'Thank you!'

— Adam and Matt Griffiths [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7103

Humble pie is still pie!

— James [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7102

I want my last action on this earth to be doing the worm so hard I fly 8 feet in the air."

— Cameron [2020-08-05]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7101

I think we should take a break before we go to the Nightmare Realm.

— Cori [2020-08-04]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#7100

You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.

— Serge [2020-08-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock