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  1. #7030
    I love the phrase 'Explosion bed hole'.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7029
    Yager is very strong French name.
    — James [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7028
    There's a boat hiding in every tree.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7027
    If I wanted to know what the time was I'd build a clock.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7026
    It's time to attack and dethrone Dad.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-29]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7025
    I can't believe I got tricked into doing something when the whole point was to do nothing!
    — Heather [2020-06-28]
    Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7024
    Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #7023
    Come to my island, I'll give you an outfit and blind you.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #7022
    I didn't bring the Sun, I took it!
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #7021
    H-three-lp! I need h-zero-psital!
    — Graham [2020-06-27]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #7020
    Meat crops things weirdly.
    — Graham [2020-06-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7019
    Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions.
    — TXC2 [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7018
    We're dying for your greed!' 'It's our greed.'
    — Serge and RebelliousUno [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7017
    I didn't come here to be a coward. [...] I absolutely came here to be a coward.
    — Wheeler [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #7016
    I'm not forming memories today, I'm giving myself that gift.
    — Cameron [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #7015
    I don't like having to cycle an animal's contents.
    — Cameron [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #7014
    I'm gonna go see Adam about a horse.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #7013
    Teeth don't work now.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #7012
    Hey Siri, take me to Kathleen's lettuces.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #7011
    If there was ever a time to splash double pips, maybe it's now.
    — Graham [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #7010
    Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  22. #7009
    I feel like I'm being shown opposable thumbs for the first time.
    — Cameron [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  23. #7008
    Cameron is correct.
    — Graham [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  24. #7007
    Let's talk about my cat first.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  25. #7006
    Most people who play this game as bad as us have stopped.
    — Serge [2020-06-20]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream